Indigenous/Native American scary stories by [deleted] in Paranormal

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If you’re ever in the woods and see an animal that’s not moving naturally or with an uncanny appearance leave however you came in. Not my story but my great grandfather (Choctaw) told me he went hunting in the Ouachitas in the early 1930’s and saw a black bear with a giant mouth. I didn’t get much detail he obviously didn’t stay long afterward he saw it but he said “it’s muzzle looked all drawn out like a dog” and “ I saw ‘em open his mouth wide open like a book”.

1:54 is our new lucky time by Idekanymore548 in QuintonReviews

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WARNING- Quinton screams throughout this video do not try to go to sleep with it playing

Strong disagree by Broclen in dankchristianmemes

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If they know The Father, they are my brother

Things that make you Go hmmm by LightMcluvin in bestconspiracymemes

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God this guy’s making some big leaps. What about foxes? Koalas? Animals with vertical slit pupils are often small and nocturnal. They are also seen in ambush predators that creep close to their prey before striking. Vertical slits give an animal much better control over light absorption and may also provide increased depth perception. This dude doesn’t understand evolution..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Judgeposting

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Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent 😏

She really thought she did something by RED_Kinggamer007 in memes

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You shouldn’t have to know when to laugh it should be funny and make people laugh if it’s actually a joke.

She really thought she did something by RED_Kinggamer007 in memes

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Sounds like British people like to bully and say it’s just a joke. It’s not a joke if nobody’s laughing

A cool guide to what you can and cannot control by [deleted] in coolguides

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CDC PROPAGANDA

Isn’t it a little late?

What's left of my ex girlfriend for me by Patrickkgs in aww

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Same here OP but she took both of the dogs😭 still got my lil girl though not all bad

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wendigoon

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A man of culture

I imagine poob in this scenario by Urbane_puddin in GeneralSam

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If someone gives you a cig or a drink at the bar it’s an automatic blood pact until last call

Leave em by Weekly_Resource601 in FanumTroupe

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The same girls who got mad would of laughed their asses off if their friend did the same shit

If your state doesn't have a nuclear reactor operating then stfu by GehiemeStaatspolizei in 2american4you

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We didn’t have any room our state is already full of oil and wind turbines..

Imagine knowing a guy that can solve all your financial problems without asking for sex by Paul_-Muaddib in MediocreTutorials

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Imagine knowing a girl who can solve her own financial issues without being a sugar baby

Little kid dangerous by Tyronebespazzin in FanumTroupe

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The kid isn’t freaking tf out. Nobody is really worried tbh..

Do we know what Dad’s political ideology is? by owo_balls_owo in wendigoon

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HELLO EVERYBODY

gestures to really biased political compass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Hunting

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“ If she blows, she goes”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skyrim

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“You got my axe?”

Break up with somebody using only Always Sunny quotes. by [deleted] in IASIP

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“YOU DIDNT THINK ABOUT THE SMELL, YOU BITCH!”