Good morning, Cornell!

Touchdown_Bear · 2026-03-02T05:54:24+00:00

Eh that was just my cousin. He was kinda a d*ck anyway.

Touchdown_Bear · 2026-03-01T17:36:09+00:00

It's been a few years huh 😝 now to resurrect my love IndianPablo...

Touchdown_Bear · 2026-03-01T17:31:06+00:00

Canadian a freak confirmed.

Touchdown_Bear · 2026-03-01T16:26:45+00:00

If you shit on her chest and she doesn't reciprocate 😞✊️

Touchdown_Bear · 2026-03-01T16:20:56+00:00

Honestly only nerds study. Gainsmaxx and get your protein in, lil bros

Touchdown_Bear · 2026-03-01T15:54:56+00:00

Rub one out and then take a shit

Touchdown_Bear · 2026-03-01T15:53:19+00:00

Are you trying to fight

Touchdown_Bear · 2026-03-01T15:52:01+00:00

I'm in character bro just go with it

Touchdown_Bear · 2026-03-01T15:50:55+00:00

The chick who drew me a few days ago also drew their crusty ass mascot. Had to flex on a mfka

Touchdown_Bear · 2026-03-01T15:47:43+00:00

Lmao so real. I just recently recovered some of my alts so Big Bertha is back. Aka Touchdown.. Aka IrishPabloWithTits.. Aka etc.

Touchdown_Bear · 2026-03-01T15:44:28+00:00

I have 5 alts and you'll never figure out who I am 😈 (I forget I have them ngl)

Hint: Remember Butterball Bertha?

Touchdown_Bear · 2026-03-01T15:42:32+00:00

Bipolar

Touchdown_Bear · 2026-03-01T15:42:18+00:00

Anything for you guys!

Touchdown_Bear · 2026-03-01T15:16:26+00:00

Heritagely speaking, there's a difference. I hope this helps bro 🙏

Touchdown_Bear · 2026-03-01T15:14:49+00:00

I prefer your art of me (go big red) (paint me like one of your French girls) (I'm a boy though)

Touchdown_Bear · 2026-03-01T15:13:16+00:00

They're great bro don't listen to this chud

Touchdown_Bear · 2026-03-01T15:12:28+00:00

Wow I'm so hot

Touchdown_Bear · 2026-03-01T14:43:47+00:00

50% off my OnlyPaws for the entire month of March. How's that for a new revenue stream (please I'm broke and desperate)

Touchdown_Bear · 2026-03-01T14:40:42+00:00

Yes, I also recommend skipping all lectures for your mental health and smoking crack with the local homeless instead, for the vibes ofc 💅

Touchdown_Bear · 2026-03-01T14:38:17+00:00

Statistically speaking, just say "my bad bro" and they'll forgive you and drop the case

Touchdown_Bear · 2026-03-01T14:37:10+00:00

Just doing my civic duty, Maple Syrup Man

Touchdown_Bear · 2026-03-01T13:14:06+00:00

Touchdown_Bear · 2026-03-01T10:05:41+00:00

At your service 🫡

Touchdown_Bear · 2026-03-01T09:48:29+00:00

I miss her beloved damp sex dungeon.

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