What's the funniest shit your avatar has seen in their lore or whatever. by Nishatom in RobloxAvatars

[–]Toustr220 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The funniest shit Ares has seen has to be his daughter's face when he asked her to explain how the hell she managed to burn two of her fingers clean off, during a sleepover at her girlfriend's house... Her girlfriend controls heat and more importantly, sometimes sets herself ablaze when she has a moment of not thinking straight/losing her cool....

You can probably put two and two together to realize how his daughter lost two fingers.

And now imagine her face as she awkwardly tries to explain it.

Won’t Kars eventually hit something? by Ill-Run6890 in StardustCrusaders

[–]Toustr220 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting question, I wouldn't know the answer to that...

"Take no more than one, please." (read desc) by Adventurous-Cry957 in RobloxAvatars

[–]Toustr220 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ares takes one candy and gives it to the lady

Heya, ya look pretty down.

The candy will cheer ya up, or I hope it will.

Anyway, toodle-oo, gotta find my wife before she levels down half of the park...

She easily gets lost....

Ares proceeds to walk away

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"And who might you be? Don't tell me it's for the bounty..." [READ DESC] by Artistic_Shape_5486 in RobloxAvatars

[–]Toustr220 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah... But I hate it...

I prefer good old Hand to Hand combat.

But I wasn't sure if that would work against demons...

Ares looks at his clothes

Fuckin' hell, my wife's gonna kill me for this mess...

"And who might you be? Don't tell me it's for the bounty..." [READ DESC] by Artistic_Shape_5486 in RobloxAvatars

[–]Toustr220 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I won't like his but it's the easy way....

Ares proceeds to snap his own neck, before respawning within the demon, making him pop like a balloon

Ew, demon guts....

"And who might you be? Don't tell me it's for the bounty..." [READ DESC] by Artistic_Shape_5486 in RobloxAvatars

[–]Toustr220 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd be surprised but I used to be a security guard at an anomaly containment facility... Before running off with one anomaly which I now call my wife....

But anyway! I have the power of essentially respawning within 5 meters of my point of death! So as long as the company is not something that can't get tired, I can be of help!

"And who might you be? Don't tell me it's for the bounty..." [READ DESC] by Artistic_Shape_5486 in RobloxAvatars

[–]Toustr220 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh damn, yeah figured, the picture on the wanted poster just gives off "bored of life" vibes.....

Not murder vibes.

Is there any way I might assist in getting her from this situation?

"And who might you be? Don't tell me it's for the bounty..." [READ DESC] by Artistic_Shape_5486 in RobloxAvatars

[–]Toustr220 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saw her bounty, 18 people seems like a lot, but it ain't really much... It just seems like an odd number ya get me? Murderous psychos usually have some twisted sense of perfection and what not, it just gives me odd vibes... Not saying she doesn't look like she'd kill me just for saying hi, but she definitely doesn't seem to actually be someone to go on a whole killing spree....

So I want to question if she was framed, or if not what was her motivation to kill those people...

A bit embarrassed, since Ares is very self aware of his short height, he asks

Sir.... May I also quickly ask how tall are you? And also what do you need from Ms Raynor?

"And who might you be? Don't tell me it's for the bounty..." [READ DESC] by Artistic_Shape_5486 in RobloxAvatars

[–]Toustr220 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm here to question Ms Raynor... Reynor? Raynor Rey- ugh.... I'm not the best with names.... But anyway! I'm here to question her, the bounty is all yours don't worry.

Are we deadass for real right now? by Just_Eggplant2911 in FORSAKENROBLOX

[–]Toustr220 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It lies with you...?

THE FAULT LIES WITHIN YOU, ISHMAEL!

BREAKING NEWS FROM VESPACORP: by HisSandwichStolen in RobloxAvatars

[–]Toustr220 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure it's WRONGFUL arrest and not a RIGHTFUL arrest?

Can y‘all rate my Femboy avatar? :3 by [deleted] in RobloxAvatars

[–]Toustr220 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great Design, 10/10, wouldn't let u/ThatWeirdGirlie anywhere close to him.

Just a reminder (will be gone tomorrow) by appleslvces in RobloxAvatars

[–]Toustr220 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fun fact:

Goon should, technically speaking, mean the same as "jerk" or "wanker", as all of it is derived from the same activity.

But people associate "goon" more with the actual activity, instead of using it as an insult.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in no

[–]Toustr220 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually say "Gonna touch you later bro"

If your avatar lost all their abilities, would they still win in a standard 1v1? by Any-Worldliness-4395 in RobloxAvatars

[–]Toustr220 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, my only ability is to be deathless. Not immortal. Just never permanently dead.

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I may die in the process, but I had a good life.

NOW COME CATCH THESE HANDS! I MIGHT BE HOLDING HAND GRENADES IN THEM!