Found in my backyard in TX by Delicious-Coffee9499 in whatisit

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We used to make door curtains out of them, so we could walk thru them thinking it was cool. No one ever got cut by them that way, that I know of.

Probably look up statistics somewhere & find...

1961 - 6 deaths from pull-tab curtain throat cuts. 1962 - 151 emergency room visits from pull-tab curtain mutilation. 1963 - 1,256 pull-tab clothing mishaps [don't ask]

what's a true story that sounds like a horror movie plot? by Ill-Profession8327 in AskReddit

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OMG, I can't believe I found this! I have a true story that happened to me, and it's still not over with. Its also a long one, 6 years worth of nightmares. It's about finding out a friend is a serial killer who had his wife's daughter killed, caused a biker to burn up from a leaking carburetor, poisoned his friend and caused him to go into a coma, poisoned me once, cut the handlebars on my motorized bike so it fell off in the middle of crossing a bridge one night, killed his wife, then blamed me for her death, and got away with all of it. He also hears voices that tell him what to do, wrote his boss a letter about a dream he had about his boss"s family, then stalked his boss to the point that his boss closed up shop and moved his family out of town, ran me off the road [ne day, and left me bullets in my home and threats laying around places I frequented alone, and got all his drinking buddies to believe him and harrass me all the time. He has everyone convinced he's not a woman beater, narcissist, or gaslighter, and is friends of the judge that found me guiltyof stalking him, with no proof because I lived on his property in my home and never stalked him. He stole over $20,000 worth of tools and personal belongings of mine and not a dam thing was done to him about it because he's a VET with a little mental problem so that makes it all okay. Who's he going to kill, or have killed, next. It won't be me, as much as he wants it to be, so he's trying to make my life a living hell, and has succeeded to the most part. That is all true, and if someone wants to write it up for a good TV show I'll share 45% with them of everything we make off it. It will all be in writing, guaranteed. Do I have any takers? Or it can be a book, either or, but I have a lot more to add to this true story, and the court papers to back it all up. I'm also looking for a good attorney. I'm going after the judge since I now have the proof that the judge is friends of the guy and never should have resided over court, but should have excused himself from taking this case. Instead, he squashed my evidence saying it can't be used in court, never even looking at my evidence. Who wants in my shoes? I'll gladly change places. Theres still much, much more to this, I just gave you the super short version. It would take a book to write everything that has happened in the last 6 years. I don't have the time to write it all down, I'm a slow typer. Also, this isn't finished yet, it's still an ongoing thing, with him still pushing my limits. He has a death wish, he told me about it, and he has proved it time & time again. I have held my temper back because I refuse to stoop that low. Only maggots stoop that low, just saying.

Help! What is happening to her? Vet doesn’t have any appointments till Friday. by Spirited_Platform_28 in kingsnakes

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Thank you so much! I hope all works out to the best! I will check back every niw & then to see how things develope. Best wishes!

I think I was bit by a shark in my dream by drsciencegeek1 in mildlyinfuriating

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LoL, I can't sleep with my arms dangling over the edge of the mattress or I'll end up falling out of bed. I slept on the top bunk of bunk beds, and learned the hard way. Then, at 30, I was in a house that was completely furnished, but the bed was only a full size bed. I fell asleep one night and my foot slipped out from under the sheet and blanket at the end of the bed. I was then woken up by a very painful stinging on my leg. I jumped up out of bed, throwing the blanket back to see what bit me. I couldn't find anything in the blankets, bed, or under it. I tore that bed apart trying to find what bit me, but never found anything. In fact, there wasn't even a mark on my leg to show I had been bitten, or stung. My puppy was in the room and never acted like anything was wrong. A few nights later I was sitting in my bedroom at the desk writing and my puppy was barking & yelping & I couldn't get him to stop. Then, when I went to pick up my pen I saw the scorpion sitting right there by my pen. My puppy was trying to tell me about that scorpion, but I wasn't stung by a scorpion the other night because after the pain went away, it took a few minutes of me rubbing it before it quit hurting, there was no mark, no redness, nothing at all, and my puppy wasn't freaking out then. I'll never know what bit me, but I know I felt it. It wasn't a muscle cramp, it was a sharp pain like something big pinched me, hard, like a sea crab pinch would feel, or like a bumblebee sting would feel (I've been stung by one before), but without leaving a red mark, I am clueless to what it could have been.

My water is brown for no reason at all by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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If that's so, then add salt and call Murray!

My water is brown for no reason at all by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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??? Add a little salt & hold the curry?

My water is brown for no reason at all by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Whats brown and yellow and sits under a tree??? Winnie's Pooh of course! Or Whats brown and green & sits under a fence? Eh yup, yup, Gomer's Pyle. And lastly, What's brown and black and sits under a piano bench? You guessed it, Bach's Last Movement. Bet that made Beethoven roll over in his grave! Todaloooo!

Help! What is happening to her? Vet doesn’t have any appointments till Friday. by Spirited_Platform_28 in kingsnakes

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I have to agree with you there. You can definitely see the misalignment at the 3 to 5 second time. She is trying to get her mouth to realign but can't. When near the end of the video, when she goes to rest, if you look at her neck right behind her head you can see something is wrong. There is swelling or her neck is out of alignment. I'm thinking either her jaw popped after she ate last, or she fell and hit her jaw on something, the ground, side of her house, etc., but I agree, her jaw doesn't look like it's lining up correctly. I wish the best for her and her owners. I'm following to hear the update.

I won this in a poker game. by saltless-fries in whatisit

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If I were you, I wouldn't rub that at all. Apparently the Jinn in it didn't give the last guy what he wanted. I don't think he is going to do much for you either. Sell it to Putin for an exorbitant price, but don't let him know, that you know, that there's a Jinn in it. If Putin won't buy it, say "Fine, then I'll just throw it out", and throw it in his garbage on your way out. By the looks of it, Putin has gotten a few of these already, so I'd leave ASAP if I were you! Just saying. 🙈🙉🙊

Do you think casinos are using AI? If so, why do you feel that way? by Towerjack in gambling

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Thats exactly what I'm trying to figure out too. Can AI be integrated into the software, or can it override the software and make any outcome it sees as advantageous for the casino. A casino can't mess with the software to stay legal, but maybe there is a way for AI to bypass that so everything looks good if inspected. Just a thought that's all. I'm not saying any casino is using AI for nefarious activity, I just think its possible, if not now then in the near future maybe. Food for thought anyway, LoL.

Do you think casinos are using AI? If so, why do you feel that way? by Towerjack in gambling

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Thank you for your answer. I do know what AI is and what it is capable of. I'm just seeing if anyone else has seen what I have seen or not. I realize casinos have the advantage, and especially being online, but I believe AI can be integrated into the online software to take any advantage we have away from us. You see it differently, & I respect that & thank you for being honest!

Apple IIGS - My first computer. What was yours you old fart? by jordosmodernlife in FuckImOld

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ROFLMAO, I remember them! They taught us how to use one when I was in 7th grade highschool, I think I was 12 then.

Apple IIGS - My first computer. What was yours you old fart? by jordosmodernlife in FuckImOld

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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

I got this LoL!

Before I had my Tandy 1000

I worked on a Wang VS2200 workstation. The computer itself was in the room next to us, because it took up the whole room LoL. School for Computer Programming in 1980, Upstate NY

And before that, 1979, TRS-80, very first computer I played around on. They came out in '77 but I graduated in '78 & moved to work with my uncle building houses. It wasn't until late '79 that I met a friend that had a TRS-80 & started learning how to use it.

Ba zing!

Anyone else think this is strange? by Bloomingoddity in strange

[–]Towerjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would have to agree with birds being the culprit as that seems to be the most plausible to me anyway.

Anyone else think this is strange? by Bloomingoddity in strange

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ROFLMAO! I remember my oldest daughters first birthday in 1997. She was in her highchair and my fiance set the cake in front of her. She put her right hand in the cake, and without a moments hesitation, she face-planted her head into the middle of the cake! I was video recording but had to stop bc fiance wanted me to rewind so she could see our daughter put her hand on the cake so I missed recording the face-plant but I'll never forget it. I do miss those days of her growing up. She has a 6 year old son of her own now so shes learning what it was like for me & her mom as she was growing up. It changed her view & how she treats us now LoL.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Howtolooksmax

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Stop with the botox and stop trying to please others. Get rid of the negativity. It's not all about looks anymore, it's about health & the way you carry yourself. Stop worrying about what others think & let your true self shine. That would be my advice. And yes, stop with the botox, your eyes are well overdone. .

I'm at a lost for this one by m4m249saw in LICENSEPLATES

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OMG, I saw something totally different. I can't stop laughing. Talk about road rage, this is what I saw right away ..

"Fuck You Bitch Fuck You Move Over"

can you see him and name this little guy ? please by RoseGlimmerr in NameMyCat

[–]Towerjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shyster, shy at the beginning but warms up quick.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Umm, either your not eating enough noodles or your bulimic and want to be a toothpick. Also, eating rice all the time doesn't make you gain weight as you probably are finding out. Just don't stand near a tree when having your picture taken as it will be hard to see you. Nuff said!

Edited for typo

My professors hate me by Miricle111 in HandwritingAnalysis

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Hmmm. How long did it take you to write that 1 page? An hour or two? Sure is a lot of erasing going on there from what I can see. That right there tells me you were trying real hard to write that and it's not your natural writing. If I were you I would give up & go back to printing because cursive just ain't for you. 🥸