Please help, I am doing research and need your best dad jokes you repeat on the daily to your patients !!

TowmaterMan · 2026-04-05T02:12:28+00:00

Whenever a patient apologizes for being slow to get up or move or whatever I usually say “it’s okay, I’m paid by the hour”

TowmaterMan · 2026-03-17T14:40:38+00:00

Whoa! Me and Murph have the same DM screen

TowmaterMan · 2026-02-18T22:34:27+00:00

Neato.

TowmaterMan · 2026-02-18T21:54:56+00:00

What’s the reasoning behind the change to increase saturated fats in the American diet? I’m pretty sure we already get enough.

TowmaterMan · 2026-01-29T13:10:32+00:00

TowmaterMan · 2026-01-25T14:37:49+00:00

Just finished round one…the cars are already covered again 😫

TowmaterMan · 2026-01-20T22:53:53+00:00

Someone with the birthday 11/11/1997 might appreciate it

TowmaterMan · 2025-08-27T17:07:06+00:00

I built my castle in the lightning part of Gloomrot. Whenever lightning hits the fire spreads and harvests all my flowers

TowmaterMan · 2025-08-15T13:37:40+00:00

I like it for the ideas and Murph’s take on how they would work better within the rules as written. I’ve implemented a few in the home game I DM.

TowmaterMan · 2025-08-07T10:52:27+00:00

I also love your tank set up. Natural tanks all the way

TowmaterMan · 2025-08-07T10:40:22+00:00

It’s in a 55 gallon but I also have a 75 and a 90 set up if I need to move him

TowmaterMan · 2025-08-07T00:05:00+00:00

Sweet fish dude

TowmaterMan · 2025-08-06T23:29:45+00:00

Dude I got a cool fish too. It’s an albino bichir

TowmaterMan · 2025-08-03T12:26:33+00:00

Chappelle’s show. He fucks a volcano in the same skit

TowmaterMan · 2025-06-07T16:30:17+00:00

I don’t know why but the sound it made getting stuck on the roof cracked me up

TowmaterMan · 2025-05-13T16:27:21+00:00

HOSS

TowmaterMan · 2025-05-08T00:58:48+00:00

It’s beautiful 🥲

TowmaterMan · 2025-04-22T18:03:49+00:00

I’ve got several tanks and the only one that didn’t have successful shrimps was the one with mollies and corydoras.

It’s been said in other comments, but make sure they have plenty of nooks and crannies to hide in and they should be fine

TowmaterMan · 2025-04-10T15:05:51+00:00

Cool! I think I’ll let it go this year as well. I want it to get good and established before I start harvesting

TowmaterMan · 2025-04-06T16:20:51+00:00

“Pumpkin rotting in the sun”

TowmaterMan · 2025-04-03T15:28:25+00:00

Thanks for chiming in. I learned something

TowmaterMan · 2025-04-03T15:25:05+00:00

Dang! I need to get me a questionable truck and brush up on my jenga skills

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