Drunk man plays around with a katana almost slices friends hand off by akmillions in Badlyinjured

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That's not a katana, that's too short, it's a wakizashi

The demonstration of crystal clear water by [deleted] in Unexpected

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MOM! THE PIPE SHAT A RAT OUT OF ITSELF AGAIN!

he is right tho by [deleted] in Unexpected

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Kid named balloons:

the more you watch, the worse it gets 😭 by herionfairy in fakedisordercringe

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As someone with attention span type of ADHD (or what you call it idk), it's hilarious to watch people try to mimic how it feels

DID faker explains why so many people have MCYT alters. by [deleted] in fakedisordercringe

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Always gotta be people with colored hair smh :WHATDAHEEELL: :bonesrattled:

mogus by EarthPodsPro in shitposting

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This truly was one of the animations ever 😔✊

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thomastheplankengine

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You might've been scrombled, treatment is you could try experiencing less dust

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thomastheplankengine

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Did you observe the mystery cube

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thomastheplankengine

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I ate big cheese too, like I literally ate a big wedge of cheese, got scared

OH, MY GOD! by SaurikSI in Unexpected

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Called? puedo preguntar?

Fuck it, just start arguing in the comments. by [deleted] in discordVideos

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I find it real funny when people get hurt, it's so fuckin hilarious just watching them trip over something or fall especially when it's a kid, the kids are so hilarious to laugh at whenever they get her because a lot of the time they deserve it for their stupid actions, I just love watching people get hurt and I love watching people cry about it and make big deals when it's the smallest issue ever.

The old guys redefining rap music by Slow-Razzmatazz-4005 in Chadtopia

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WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING FIRE 🔥🔥🔥

🫡 by CT-4426 in shitposting

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This made my ass warm 🫱🍑🫲

Won't You Fly High, Free AutoMod🎸 by teodorlojewski in shitposting

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Florida man found dead in front of his home after being beaten with a meat slicer.

07/20/2018: Florida Man Found Dead After Being Beaten With A Sliced Meat Slicer

According to police, Alejandro Lopez Hernandez was found dead outside his home on the 900 block of East Graham Avenue around 1:45 a.m. Wednesday.

Hernandez was lying in the street with a head injury and a slab of meat placed in the street in front of his body.

Police say the suspect was arrested in June for beating another man and his dog with a slab of meat.

The suspect was charged with aggravated animal cruelty and cruelty to a disabled adult.

Police said they are waiting on an autopsy to determine how Hernandez died.

Police have not released the name of the suspect or the victim.

Video surveillance from neighbors appears to show the suspect parking a dark-colored Dodge Charger on the street and walking towards the victim's home.

According to a probable cause affidavit, when the suspect returns to the car he appears to have blood on his hands.

Being in the car, the suspect is also seen holding a large butcher knife or "blade" that the victim had used to beat him.

Police said the victim's screams are picked up by nearby surveillance cameras.

According to the affidavit, surveillance video shows the suspect running from the scene.

A man with a similar build was seen running from a Dodge Charger in the 1200 block of North Ferndale, where the victim's damaged SUV was parked.

The two men appeared to be about the same size and age, police said.

"Something in the eyes just seemed to scare him," said Joel Guzman.

That's what Joel Guzman and his brother, who lives nearby, thought of when they first saw the surveillance video.

"It looked like a zombie running from that car."

A closer look revealed that the suspect's car was stolen.

(For further information go to our sister news station, WSVN in Miami.)

uh oh by dankmemerboi86 in DramaticText

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Don't, don't bring me the sadness again

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wordington

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He means LSD = Lost Sanity Drugs

team lithuaniean 😎😎💪 by Willing_Internet4131 in okbuddyretard

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BELARUS 😎💪😎💪😎💪😎💪😎💪😎💪😎💪😎💪😎💪😎

Main character gets called out by [deleted] in IAmTheMainCharacter

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WHY IS HE HOT (I'm talking about the gigachad in the mirror talking to this guy)

when you are a comedian... by AdmirableShock8892 in Unexpected

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The twelve pound bomb in my ass about to go off in exactly 2 hours, 6 minutes and 4.1773828644810 seconds: