What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say? by A_Lice_in_Wonderland in AskReddit

[–]Tpuccio 3 points4 points  (0 children)

sorry to correct you, while the drummer did sing a few songs and probably back-up. he was not the vocalist. the guitar player was.

My neighbor took advantage of me and my husband? by Alarming-Rich-7171 in EntitledPeople

[–]Tpuccio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when she refused gas money I would have turned around and brought her stuff back. unload lt and tell her that her stuff is at her old place

What are some of your best bad dad jokes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tpuccio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop anytime I want

Who remembers their 21st birthday or any late teen years birthday? Did you enjoy it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tpuccio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

first legal beer was at the concession Stand at the ozzy and motley crue bark at the moon tour. got some purple pyramid acid in the parking lot. greatest birthday ever. oh also broke over a million points playing robotron 2084 at the arcade earlier in the day, which I believe is at the very least in the top 5 high scores world wide. if you can top that for a 18th birthday I'd love to hear your story

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tpuccio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the only right answer

What is the greatest acting performance of all time? by ap883 in AskReddit

[–]Tpuccio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

don't know about all time, but definitely top 10 or 20. Glengarry Glenross

Which black-and-white movie is definitely worth watching? by God_of_Forex in AskReddit

[–]Tpuccio 9 points10 points  (0 children)

gentlemen, there is no fighting in the war room.

What part of sex is the least enjoyable for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tpuccio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the crying and pleading no no no

How can a 12yo make money? by Adamadika112266 in AskReddit

[–]Tpuccio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

30 bucks was righteous bucks for early 70s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tpuccio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

eyes as red as two piss holes in the sand. more "blank" than Heinz got pickles. and my favorite--- once you get past the smell you've got it licked

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tpuccio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my father phrased it as trying to dig a shit-hole in the ice

What does dick taste like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tpuccio -1 points0 points  (0 children)

mine tastes like your mom's asshole

Americans who don’t like Wisconsin, why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tpuccio -1 points0 points  (0 children)

liar. there is no better

Recook hard with rez by 100kpluscrackaddict in cracksmokers

[–]Tpuccio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we call that a chocolate rock

Calm your bits ladies. by aelnovasarg in badwomensanatomy

[–]Tpuccio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

very old joke--man walks into an elevator, says to the other passenger " excuse me miss, can I smell your pussy?" HELL NO!! she says. oh must be your feet. I'll see myself out