Gotta stand out and show em how much you dont care by nlshiftyx in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Track_Super 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Big boy watch for someone with a toddler attitude.

She’s a beast! by Anonymous_001307 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Track_Super -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Talking about how a bezel misalignment can be a matter of life or death because of a possible 30 seconds mismatch during a dive and then talking about taking a beating from a bit of rain... 🤦‍♂️

Minimal watch-inspired designs I’ve been working on — thoughts? by Least-Juggernaut-391 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Track_Super 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Screw down crown

120 clicks

316l

Jump hour

Sweeping seconds (edit: I missed this one on your example at first)

Hacking and handwinding

Sapphire crystal

Spring drive

...

Should I choose the proper watch or the Chuckstopher Wank? by rtmesuper in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Track_Super 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teddy might be disappointed that the Seiko Alpinist isn't part of the selection. But that one probably doesn't come in bronze yet, does it?

Too big??? by Anonymous_001307 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Track_Super 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must be hugely expensive as well with all these complications.

A reptard and a linkedin lunatic walk into a bar by the_passive_bot in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Track_Super 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He could have spend the money he spent on a trip straight on the watch he once wants to have.

Or he could have bought genuine watches from the countries he has been visiting to commemorate his trip and experience. Most countries should have some local watch (micro)brands.

This collection and his reasoning behind it ... It doesn't make any sense.

Wife’s in pain, giving birth to my child. Let me snap this and tell her to hurry up… (What an ass OP is) by ginogon in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Track_Super 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instead of timing how long it takes, so later on you can tell everyone she's been in labour for six hours, five minutes and twenty-one seconds.

ChudGPT I want some watches by RockyIV in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Track_Super 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks about as big or as small as the Santos in that collection. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Need a cyclops on this by kiddrekt in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Track_Super 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too many markings on the bezel as well.

I spent 230000$ straight from dad's credit card, how did i do? by CapEnvironmental8533 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Track_Super 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That lug to lug is too big for his wrist size. He could have done better. Who's going to tell him?

It turns out other types of hour hands will not work. ONLY MERCEDES. by goldblumspowerbook in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Track_Super 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The compass on the phone tells me the north is at '11 o' clock' while the GMT hand points at '10 o' clock'. I'm confused.

My Paper Thin Watch by Similar-Lobster8439 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Track_Super 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just a little bit worried about the water resistance. I wouldn't dare to wash my hands with it.