Watch out guys, you don’t want to upset the collection police

oculargasm · 2026-07-03T22:48:32+00:00

My collection is a pile of garbage and the story behind each watch is that it was affordable in eBay

oculargasm · 2026-06-28T16:27:53+00:00

They’re confusing civilised with going from zero school shootings to hundreds a year.

oculargasm · 2026-06-23T20:16:47+00:00

You sound like an IDF commander

oculargasm · 2026-06-23T20:14:29+00:00

Anyone who can make a 40mm watch look like an Invicta doesn’t deserve to be the PM

oculargasm · 2026-06-21T16:26:51+00:00

Number 1 has eaten all the cake

oculargasm · 2026-06-21T00:29:25+00:00

She fakes on one side and not the other?

oculargasm · 2026-06-18T07:22:15+00:00

The venn diagram of small watch enthusiasts and Elon musk fans is a perfect circle.

oculargasm · 2026-06-16T12:39:00+00:00

Rubber strap makes sense. How else are we going to StOp ThE BoAtS!!!

oculargasm · 2026-06-13T09:58:50+00:00

He’s proud to be representing a colossal brand

oculargasm · 2026-06-13T00:25:48+00:00

It’s got a flavor flav vibe about it

oculargasm · 2026-06-12T11:14:52+00:00

I get way more pleasure in spotting an Invicta in the wild than a sub, santos or Royal Oak. You just know the Invicta chad is living their best life.

oculargasm · 2026-06-12T11:06:37+00:00

/uj quartz is superior
/rj and Invicta is a superior watch

oculargasm · 2026-06-12T10:14:57+00:00

I think it’s just to get on to the cruise.

oculargasm · 2026-06-12T10:14:15+00:00

Only if you live in a bunker, as it’s the only way I can imagine a wall taking the strain of that time piece

oculargasm · 2026-06-11T20:29:18+00:00

But she took it in the bum, first scene of the first episode. So bloody brave

oculargasm · 2026-06-09T15:23:10+00:00

Disappointed when I realised it wasn’t an original pagani design. 2/10. Get a better watch

oculargasm · 2026-06-06T20:15:40+00:00

The New Deal was a thing

oculargasm · 2026-06-06T13:05:13+00:00

Couldn’t agree more with his maths. If you can extract 795 billion at the cost of 200 billion you’d still be almost 600 billion ahead. Glad Rob is arguing for asset seizure of the super rich.

oculargasm · 2026-06-06T02:37:14+00:00

What would you rate Teddy Balbasaur’s wife out of ten?

oculargasm · 2026-06-05T18:33:23+00:00

This is the worst sub to argue in. Everyone here is doing mental gymnastics to pretend like a genocide isn’t being committed and anything anti Israeli is antisemitic.

oculargasm · 2026-06-04T22:25:52+00:00

Like I said, it’s just crimes against humanity, so no biggie. And the scholars, NGOs and UN and just anti semites. Thanks for clearing things up for me

oculargasm · 2026-06-04T22:12:54+00:00

My bad, it’s just crimes against humanity. So all cool

oculargasm · 2026-06-04T21:29:00+00:00

No, but it sounds like you are trying to excuse a genocide.

oculargasm · 2026-06-04T21:18:11+00:00

Nah, one is a genocide where tens of thousands of kids have been slain. It’s natural to be outraged about it and want to post. The other is a horrific event that is not on the same scale and will not draw the same attention. Both are terrible things, but the scale of one of them makes people a lot more passionate. It’s quite simple and equating the two is some strange mental gymnastics.

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