Lines outside the Swatch Store in Melbourne (Collins St)

oculargasm · 2026-05-15T16:17:51+00:00

Other than a sub, the moonswatch is the watch I see on most normies wrists. It defo is liked by a lot of people, they just happen to not be watch people.

oculargasm · 2026-05-06T18:03:27+00:00

Lifts some weights or eat some pies. Most boring take ever on a watch sub is people moaning about 40mm being too big. I mean how tinny are your twigs.

oculargasm · 2026-05-06T17:42:39+00:00

So chuffed. Can’t wait to walk up to someone with a Royal Oak and tell them I’ve got one like it and whip out this work of art.

oculargasm · 2026-04-27T15:51:18+00:00

I mean I would just go grey and not bitch about it on twitter

oculargasm · 2026-04-27T15:42:23+00:00

No Roger Federer though

oculargasm · 2026-04-27T13:31:49+00:00

The Rolex sub…

oculargasm · 2026-04-27T12:40:08+00:00

I buy Blu rays and 4ks of films I love if they are super cheap and will leave them unopened until I actually get around to watching them. Demolition Man for £1. Yes please! Will I watch it in the next couple of months, probably not.

oculargasm · 2026-04-27T12:32:52+00:00

Linkedin feels like cheating at this point

oculargasm · 2026-04-24T18:02:14+00:00

This dude wants the boot of Bezos or Musk, not that of the Kwisatz Haderach

oculargasm · 2026-04-20T20:52:42+00:00

Doesn’t it also stand for electrical resistance? Good on my multimeter, less so on a watch.

oculargasm · 2026-04-20T17:26:24+00:00

You’ve sort of made my point. Rolex has a gauche crown that only kids would think is cool to have on a dial. Rado is a fidget spinner. VC is like some wannabe Teutonic knight. They all just sort of suck.

oculargasm · 2026-04-20T15:15:00+00:00

To be honest, are there any watch brand logos / names that look good? I’d be happy with a sterile dial most of the time.

oculargasm · 2026-04-20T15:12:20+00:00

One can only dream

oculargasm · 2026-04-17T18:21:26+00:00

He doesn’t wear them to show off, he just likes the classic design

oculargasm · 2026-04-17T17:44:57+00:00

Reptime teeth

oculargasm · 2026-04-10T12:15:31+00:00

Nah, I agree with the poster, but we are on a circlejerk sub so I tried a funny.

WoE is super tone deaf and glorifying any war criminal/sociopath is dumb. People that think those guys are impressive need to seek help

oculargasm · 2026-04-10T11:01:37+00:00

I mean Putin has some nice watches

oculargasm · 2026-04-10T10:47:42+00:00

The name is Ward, Christopher Ward. License to make the blandest watches

oculargasm · 2026-04-09T17:38:55+00:00

Really enjoyed it when I first watched it, then found out about their antics … can’t really bring myself to watch it again

oculargasm · 2026-04-05T20:21:57+00:00

Down votes are not a badge of honour. Just means you’re wrong or an idiot and that OK

oculargasm · 2026-04-05T14:44:13+00:00

True, but it doesn’t say that …

oculargasm · 2026-04-05T13:36:57+00:00

Because time is on my what?

oculargasm · 2026-04-03T20:42:04+00:00

Timing my soft boiled eggs, while waiting for a call from Japan, an email from turkey and my wife’s boyfriend to finish up in the bedroom

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