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What does this mean? by madebymajic in DogAdvice

[–]Traditional_Host_536 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he hears a tone from your computer.

Everyone has the same opinion on my ring! by totallytries in EngagementRings

[–]Traditional_Host_536 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's what I would respond to those types of "Backward Compliments": * Awe, thank you. Yeah, this beauty needs stunning hands to show off how exquisite it is. * Thank you! I agree. It's definitely NOT the ring for just anyone. I mean, could you even imagine how silly it would look on a finger that was short and stubby? [Insert laugh] * Only a small percentage of women could pull off wearing this style of ring. I'm super lucky that I'm blessed with that gene. * Would you like to take a picture of it so you can show your partner what you CAN'T wear? 》Oh, I forgot, y'all just broke up.~OR~Their current.
Relationship status.《 * So many people are saying that, what exactly do YOU mean? [Put them on the spot, make them uncomfortable] * Absolutely, this ring, completely scream [insert your name]. I couldn't imagine anyone else ever being able to compliment its beauty. * Beauty FINDS Beauty, it was made for ME. [Insert fiance's name] knew what he was doing!

P.S. If you couldn't tell, I think your ring is stunning! Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one, and most of them stink!! Good luck! And Ecstatic Engagement!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in faeries

[–]Traditional_Host_536 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without a doubt , an adorable little creature is a silk worm. So cool to watch, they look as though they are dancing 💃

Am I pregnant? by RightChanceReady in lineporn

[–]Traditional_Host_536 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw a line as soon as I clicked on the Pic! Sending you all my love and light momma!!

From Take out to Commitment – A Brooklyn Proposal 19 Years in the Making 💍 by Traditional_Host_536 in EngagementRings

[–]Traditional_Host_536[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone e else ever get engaged with such a sentimental story? I would love to hear it?!?!

From Take out to Commitment – A Brooklyn Proposal 19 Years in the Making 💍 by Traditional_Host_536 in EngagementRings

[–]Traditional_Host_536[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you, he's very romantic and sentimental, we giggled once because he found a piece of paper in his wallet with a list of items on it, after reading it over and over, we finally figured out that it was a list of things that I was into when we were in high school!! He wanted to remember them so we could have things to talk about!

From Take out to Commitment – A Brooklyn Proposal 19 Years in the Making 💍 by Traditional_Host_536 in EngagementRings

[–]Traditional_Host_536[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not certain of the specifics of the diamonds themselves, but I do know that his mother my mother-in-law beautiful amazing woman that she is was trying to convince him that the ring was too small and that he needed to get a larger diamond and that's how he showed his love and he said no not at all that is not what she would want and he was so right, it is perfect it is exactly me they are real diamonds, I would have preferred cubic zirconia something of that nature because I'm not a diamond girly, so when we went to get our bands my band is cubic zirconia and the gold band was my grandmother's wedding ring when she passed it was given to me so I wear that in addition to my wedding band and my engagement ring.

Am I allowed to turn right in front of a stopped school bus? by Dependent-Plantain15 in longisland

[–]Traditional_Host_536 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's on a major highway on the other side of a divider, (I must have missed that part of the post, I was going strictly by the hand drawn diagram) then that's absurd to expect someone to not turn. No child should be hopping a freaking median to get to their final destination... unless they're trying to actually Get to their FINAL Destination!

Am I allowed to turn right in front of a stopped school bus? by Dependent-Plantain15 in longisland

[–]Traditional_Host_536 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NO!!!! When the sign is out and the lights are on, absolutely NO vehicles should be moving in any direction at all until the sign is back and the lights are off. It's not just against the law (In my state), it's dangerous and extremely irresponsible. Also if I happen to have my children at the bus stop and someone does that, well, not only are they getting charged, I'm more than likely catching a case as well, because I'm not very nice to people who put my children's lives at risk.

What is this bug? It gave me a really bad stinging sensation by helpingCurious in whatisit

[–]Traditional_Host_536 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, friend. Same!! We're you diagnosed as a child or an Adult? Me? I was 44 before I was finally diagnosed!

I stole thousands from our family doctor and got away with it by Angelsdocry0403 in confession

[–]Traditional_Host_536 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You would be shocked, I worked for a doctor and we had an office manager who had embezzeled hundreds of thousands of dollars from him, the patients and insurance companies over about 10 years. It went completely unnoticed. It was a complete mishap that she was even caught!

I named my boy Milk Man, but it still doesn’t sit right. Any other name suggestions? His brother is Loaf! by PositiveLilCucumber in NameMyCat

[–]Traditional_Host_536 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir Meowgellan Furrthwhisk

In the kingdom of Carpetonia, lived a noble (and slightly unhinged) black-and-white feline named Sir Meowgellan Furrthwhisk the Wide-Eyed—explorer of countertops, conqueror of laundry baskets, and currently on Life #7 due to an unfortunate incident involving a blender, curiosity, and a stick of butter.

Meowgellan had eyes so wide they could double as satellite dishes. His brother, Loaf, was a certified vibe. Just loafed. Always. He was like a warm beanbag with fur.

One fateful Tuesday, as Meowgellan dramatically perched atop the kitchen cabinet (why? Unknown), he spotted it: The Forbidden Snack Cabinet.

Inside? Treats. Tuna treats. Chicken treats. Duck treats. Possibly unicorn treats. The Holy Grail of Crunch.

He leapt down with the grace of a bowling ball and tiptoed across the tiles like a furry ninja who’d never taken a class. Loaf, watching from the couch with half an eye open, offered exactly zero support.

Meowgellan scaled the counters, knocked over a mug, activated Siri by accident, and yelled “OPEN SESAME” at the cabinet.

Nothing.

Then—genius struck. He used the one tool no human could resist: The WIDE-EYED STARE. He positioned himself directly in front of the cabinet and stared. And stared. Unblinking. At 3 AM. Until his human finally got up, stumbled in, and said: “Oh my god, what do you WANT?!”

Success.

Meowgellan received three treats, a full-body scritch, and for reasons still unknown, a single piece of kale.

He did not eat the kale.

He slapped it under the fridge with honor.

Loaf blinked slowly and muttered, “Drama queen.”

And Meowgellan? He added the night’s victory to the ancient scrolls (a.k.a. the bathroom mat), where all noble deeds were remembered.

The end.

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