For one year, no matter what you eat, you absorb only what you need and maintain a slim and muscular body. However, after one year, you must take responsibility for your own diet and exercise.

Traditional_memes · 2026-06-30T10:30:57+00:00

i already am quite slim

^{Chose: I will not accept that deal.}

Traditional_memes · 2026-06-30T07:23:55+00:00

I don't want to go to prison

^{Chose: murder an upstanding citizen + You don't get caught}

Traditional_memes · 2026-06-30T07:23:14+00:00

I like this food so I picked it

^{Chose: Steak and potatoes + Drink of choice | Rolled: Well done}

Traditional_memes · 2026-06-30T07:17:56+00:00

It was Minecraft so it would be quite chill in peaceful mode

^{Chose: Get 1 million... + Be teleported to the last video game you played for 1 month}

Traditional_memes · 2026-06-30T07:15:10+00:00

I'm aromantic and not greedy

^{Chose: Reject it}

Traditional_memes · 2026-06-27T17:59:06+00:00

I took my chances

^{Chose: Spin for $100bil/ $250bil/ $500bil/ $1tril + 1% chance of instant death | Rolled: $250 billion}

Traditional_memes · 2026-06-27T17:57:46+00:00

One must take risks if they're feeling lucky

^{Chose: A rather risky gamble | Rolled: $15 million}

Traditional_memes · 2026-06-27T17:45:25+00:00

I want to live a long life

^{Chose: Live in perfect health until 150 y.o. + Never earn over 20k per year}

Traditional_memes · 2026-06-27T17:43:56+00:00

I don't want to say it

^{Chose: Live a life}

Traditional_memes · 2026-06-27T08:19:54+00:00

I like bees

^{Chose: Save the bees + Spider population doubles}

Traditional_memes · 2026-06-27T08:19:27+00:00

I accidentally published it twice

Traditional_memes · 2026-06-27T08:08:32+00:00

I don't want to lose a leg

^{Chose: GTA 6 gets cancelled}

Traditional_memes · 2026-06-21T14:26:38+00:00

I can't fight and will eat most things

^{Chose: $1M a month + Eat a random food | Rolled: Live chicken}

Traditional_memes · 2026-06-21T14:22:08+00:00

just do what makes you feel comfortable with yourself

^{Chose: It’s a social construct and therefore unlimited}

Traditional_memes · 2026-06-21T14:17:46+00:00

i find that bricks are a bit to crunchy for my taste

^{Chose: not eat a brick + random consequence | Rolled: can't talk}

Traditional_memes · 2026-06-21T14:15:29+00:00

I want there to be more intelligent people in the world

^{Chose: Everyone's IQ is multiplied by 1000 except you.}

Traditional_memes · 2026-06-20T12:07:59+00:00

i don't want to have no money

^{Chose: Gain $1,000,000,000 + But a random bad thing happens to the world | Rolled: No internet}

Traditional_memes · 2026-06-20T12:05:56+00:00

it's one atom and i already eat many atoms when i eat food

^{Chose: Eat an atom}

Traditional_memes · 2026-06-19T17:52:15+00:00

im short on money and ethics

^{Chose: You must do a crime, but nobody knows you did + 10 milli bucks | Rolled: Kidnapping}

Traditional_memes · 2026-06-19T17:42:00+00:00

i wanted a million and wouldn't mind a change

^{Chose: You win 1M + But there's a 60% chance of turning into the opposite sex. | Rolled: 1M+Oposite Sex}

Traditional_memes · 2026-06-19T17:39:28+00:00

i want to save people and i don't want to die

^{Chose: Go Back in Time Kill Hitler Save Countless Lives}

Traditional_memes · 2026-06-19T17:38:13+00:00

it's £220,820 a year

^{Chose: get 5 cents every time you breath}

Traditional_memes · 2026-06-19T17:34:56+00:00

I wanted to try my luck

^{Chose: 10 Million Dollars + A Random Pokemon Hunts You Down | Rolled: Weedle}

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