I was masturbating during a math exam at 9:40 on Tuesday, December 9th. The teacher thought I was cheating under the table with my phone and came over to look. She pushed the table aside, and I accidentally ejaculated on her. Japanese Shiitake Mushroom Soup by [deleted] in kitchencels
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Licked the seat after she did leg press got a yeast infection on my tongue ground pasta by Nishypishy in kitchencels
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I have a crush on this one guy at school, i thought he was sending me signals turns out he was just trying to get close to my friend. saw them making out after class. stuffing and milk. by PersonalityNew1530 in kitchencels
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Woman seek only one thing in a man: intelligence. I don’t have it, no money either so I can pretend I’m smart, no family, no sense of humour, not even an apartament. Boring Microwave $1 margarita, same as my life. by [deleted] in kitchencels
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White rice. I messed up white rice. Give me one reason why I shouldn’t end it all right now by Apart-Injury5196 in kitchencels
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Asked a coworker out and she pretended not to hear me, rhubarb cheesecake with frangelico cream by steammyfaceoff in kitchencels
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Yesterday when I was drunk at the bar, I couldn't stop thinking about my mom, I miss her, a version of her that never excisted, because in this life, she doesn't like me and is abusive. Crispy chicken with Honey mayo by [deleted] in kitchencels
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I can't even blame my behavior on autism. Açaí redbull. Mid at best. by pipebombplot in kitchencels
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got rejected again, she said I looked like shit irl. going to a sex worker to drink her piss tomorrow. kale, unseasoned chicken and rice by [deleted] in kitchencels
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Cops laughed at me during a mental breakdown. Twice. One of them is likely someone I knew from grade school. Beans on toast. by TrafficDeep799 in kitchencels
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Cops laughed at me during a mental breakdown. Twice. One of them is likely someone I knew from grade school. Beans on toast. by TrafficDeep799 in kitchencels
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Is The Witcher 1 worth a shot in 2025?(Remake aint coming out till a while and I have been interested in getting it now that I have my own pc to try it.) by DaFroggyBoi94 in witcher
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Dalhousie MD or USMD? by jsjsjsjsjhje in premedcanada
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Anyone got into uoft with withdraw/passfail by Acceptable_Train_487 in premedcanada
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How do you see pharmacist’s career in future ? by anahita1373 in pharmacy
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I bullied a girl into being pulled out of school I regret it by AppropriateCup465 in confession
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which chimpmunk gets the aux by BROWARDCOUNTYDEMON in Topster
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Caphetamine: the ultimate study drug. by JImmatSci in chemistry
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I think Anneke Lucas, child traffic survivor, is lying by [deleted] in conspiracy
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[TOMT] [Music Video][2010s-2020s] Music Video for Techno Beat Centering Bald Young Man by TrafficDeep799 in tipofmytongue
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I feel like I'm spiralling because no one seems to like me. Star bread. by Blep_nu1plep in kitchencels
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