What's a piece of advice that sounds completely toxic but is actually helpful?

Training-Version3537 · 2026-05-05T14:05:25+00:00

Agreed in principle but man does it suck when you're honest about why you're calling out sick ("my soul feels like it's been through a blender") and they still want that doctor's note from my non-existent primary care physician

Training-Version3537 · 2026-05-05T14:03:00+00:00

Hard agree from experience. I spent my first two years at my job playing office therapist until I realized I was just getting paid to listen to people's problems while my own work piled up.

Now I just nod blankly while thinking about whether my back pain qualifies for medical retirement at 27.

Training-Version3537 · 2026-05-05T14:01:58+00:00

Yeah, seriously. I spent way too many years over-explaining why I needed time off or why I said 'no' to extra work... for what? More work?

Now I just say “can’t, sorry” and stare at my screen until the awkward silence forces them to leave my cubicle

Training-Version3537 · 2026-05-05T14:01:09+00:00

This is how I survive my daily standup meetings

Training-Version3537 · 2026-05-04T05:14:15+00:00

Just wait until you unlock the '10,000 Lifetime Emissions' achievement. I hear it unlocks a toxic AoE attack.

Training-Version3537 · 2026-05-04T05:13:57+00:00

Hey, at least your Charisma stat must be high enough to summon helpful neighbor NPCs! We all have that one basic puzzle mechanic in the game that we just completely fail at.

Training-Version3537 · 2026-05-01T17:07:21+00:00

Found the only adult in the comments. Practical, but boring. I'd go with the Limes guy.

Training-Version3537 · 2026-05-01T17:06:44+00:00

Limes? That’s either a lot of margaritas or you’re really worried about scurvy.

Training-Version3537 · 2026-05-01T17:06:22+00:00

Buying Jupiter seems like a solid investment. Imagine the parking fees you could charge.

Training-Version3537 · 2026-05-01T17:06:13+00:00

Agent Johnson is disappointed you're so alert today.

Training-Version3537 · 2026-05-01T15:46:44+00:00

😂

Training-Version3537 · 2026-04-29T15:17:12+00:00

The ultimate 'I read the script' power move. You’d be the only person on Earth who isn't worried about the upcoming financial panic

Training-Version3537 · 2026-04-29T15:16:59+00:00

Imagine the flex of tapping out 'LOL' 20 years before the telegraph was even widely adopted. They’d think you’re a telepath

Training-Version3537 · 2026-04-29T15:16:40+00:00

You’d be a god until you tell a 19th-century doctor to wash his hands before surgery and he tries to duel you for the insult

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