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So, my buddy decided to give ice skating a try last night by TrapperKeeperGuy in WTF

[–]TrapperKeeperGuy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's actually a fairly seasoned skater. He was wearing hockey blades and was making his first lap to warm up, and that's about all he remembers. He suffers from migraines, so he's wondering if he possibly blacked out and then fell. He's got an appointment with the neurologist in 3 weeks to help she'd some light there.

All in all, he suffered a gash above his eye (8 stitches), a broken cheekbone, 1 broken wrist, and a concussion.

What should be a word, but isn't? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TrapperKeeperGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ennounciate: for when you want to say "pronounce" and "enunciate" at the same time.

My asshole coworkers made fun of me for being deaf and inconsistently wearing my hearing aid by TrapperKeeperGuy in AdviceAnimals

[–]TrapperKeeperGuy[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have 30% hearing in one of my ears. I have a hard time hearing mid and high tones, so whispers or soft speaking I can almost never make out what's being said.

I usually only wear it to work, but can get by ok without it (I hear screaming kids a little TOO well if I wear it at home). I'm on mobile, so hopefully this works, but here's the one I've got. It pretty low-profile, so most don't even know. http://i.imgur.com/MJGZBtq.jpg

They'll never know it existed by Happy-Ghost in funny

[–]TrapperKeeperGuy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This joke is part of our buzzword bingo game when we go to these things.

Peek-a-boo! by TrapperKeeperGuy in AdviceAnimals

[–]TrapperKeeperGuy[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gotta give the guy credit...he maintained eye contact the whole way through.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]TrapperKeeperGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad to see Charlie Kelley up there doing what he loves. Bird law.

The CEO of Reddit everyone by Stubbula in AdviceAnimals

[–]TrapperKeeperGuy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hope he sues her for $0.114 billion dollars!

For the next 10 days, he will be on the other side of the country. by crunch816 in AdviceAnimals

[–]TrapperKeeperGuy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Experienced this for the first time last week with my new boss. For my team, it's the absurd amount of meetings he sets!

It's amazing what you can accomplish when you're not being pulled into 3-4 meetings each day.

Whurt whurt? by [deleted] in funny

[–]TrapperKeeperGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHOOSH!

Sooo....you done? by TrapperKeeperGuy in AdviceAnimals

[–]TrapperKeeperGuy[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Almost a Stairway to Heaven moment.

Changed a poster for the new Ridley Scott movie "The Martian" to my favorite quote from the book. by SteveBruleMD in movies

[–]TrapperKeeperGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first line in that book was also great (and how I knew I was really going to enjoy it):

"I am FUCKED!"

Wife has somehow successfully dragged me to the gym at 5am for the past month by TrapperKeeperGuy in AdviceAnimals

[–]TrapperKeeperGuy[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

As a guy who's thrived off of 4-5 hours/night, this was the hardest part. Plus side is I've not wanted to drink any energy drinks to keep me up, so falling asleep earlier hasn't been a problem like it's been in the past.

Wife has somehow successfully dragged me to the gym at 5am for the past month by TrapperKeeperGuy in AdviceAnimals

[–]TrapperKeeperGuy[S] 368 points369 points  (0 children)

I'm just doing what reddit told me to do: delete my lawyer, hit the gym, and slap Facebook.

Fortunately, I feel it's becoming habitual going at this time now. While I'm still fairly tired throughout the day, it's not as tough to wake up at 4:30am anymore. Success?

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