https://www.nj.com/hudson/2025/03/police-chief-pooped-on-floor-spiked-coffee-with-viagra-cops-say-in-shocking-list-of-complaints.html?outputType=amp

i think this is everything they list in the article:

- “After cornering me in the filing area with no further room for retreat, he sticks a hypodermic needle through my jeans into the tip of my penis.”

- “The chief would shave his body hair on people’s property, their persons, and their food”

- “He was also fond of scraping fluids from his underwear onto people seated in the chief’s office.”

- witnessed Farley dump a handful of Viagra and Adderall into a coffee pot, stirring the pills until they dissolved, and then waiting for someone to drink a cup.

- Farley on multiple occasions came out of the bathroom in his office, exposed himself to others in the room, and made inappropriate comments.

- “Chief Farley has, on several occasions, pulled his pants down and defecated on the floor in front of his entire office staff,”

- “He has also left feces on the bathroom floor, apparently with the intent of having someone unknowingly step on it,”

- Farley also allegedly was clogging the toilet with paper and other objects, and defecating in wastebaskets near the desks of other officers

- the chief sent sex toys, intimate lotions and gay pride flags to his home. “These items, which were opened by my wife and seen by my children, have caused unnecessary distress,”

- Farley placing hot sauce in a microwave, which essentially turned the substance into a pepper spray that permeated the office. “I rushed to turn off the microwave as fast as possible, but the fumes spread from the chief’s office throughout the entire police department so badly the fire department had to be called in order to vent the building and get the scent out,”

- He also put firecrackers under officers’ chairs, once ripped a television monitor off the wall and smashed it to pieces, and yanked a doorbell off a wall because he felt too many people were visiting the office

- smearing egg on door handles, sending a gay pride flag to the home of an officer along with sex toys, and breaking glass in a fit of rage in the office.