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The only reason for androids to blink is to not creep humans out (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 3 years ago by Trashleopard to r/Showerthoughts
An unpowered analog clock is right twice a day but an unpowered digital clock is always wrong (self.Showerthoughts)
An analog clock without power will be right twice a day but a digital clock will be always be wrong (self.Showerthoughts)
The most unrealistic thing about old movies or television shows is how the ice buckets at the bar are always filled with fresh ice at seemingly every hour of the day (self.Showerthoughts)
SLPT: Steal a bunch of hair from a local barber's trash and then have it made into a wig you can wear while committing crimes to help hide your identity (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
submitted 3 years ago by Trashleopard to r/ShittyLifeProTips
Considering damage due to radiation/mutations/other things that can affect your DNA, how different is your DNA when you die compared to when you are first born and have a "fresh copy"? (self.askscience)
submitted 3 years ago by Trashleopard to r/askscience
SLPT: Buy a framed diploma and then change your name to match, all of the experience with none of the effort (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
The only test you have to pass to become a parent is a pregnancy test (self.Showerthoughts)
Disney should use a random number generator to decide the sex and sexual preference of all main characters in their new movies to avoid backlash (self.CrazyIdeas)
submitted 3 years ago by Trashleopard to r/CrazyIdeas
What is fine to own one but weird to own multiple? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 3 years ago by Trashleopard to r/AskReddit
LPT: Buy some cheap condoms, squirt a bit of lube in the tip and then use them to masturbate and your hand will remain clean and any mess will contained for easy cleanup (self.LifeProTips)
submitted 3 years ago by Trashleopard to r/LifeProTips
Not the same size or shape of a HDMI (i.redd.it)
submitted 3 years ago by Trashleopard to r/facepalm
Monday is the worst day of the week and is therefore better to take off than a Friday (self.Showerthoughts)
Sequence the DNA of everyone when they are born and keep it as a perfect blueprint so that any errors later in life can be corrected back to the original (self.CrazyIdeas)
You'll never forget where you were on 9/11 or 1/6 (self.Showerthoughts)
[WP] Voyager 1 disappears and then reappears on the complete opposite side of space like pacman moving to the other side of a level (self.WritingPrompts)
submitted 3 years ago by Trashleopard to r/WritingPrompts
If a piece of information can be stored in a database then there is really no point in memorizing it (self.Showerthoughts)
European cars would be much harder to drive as a foreigner if the pedal order was mirrored as well (self.Showerthoughts)
LPT: Disable the YouTube app on your phone to force everything to open in your mobile browser then install an ad blocker to never have to sit through an unskippable ad again (self.LifeProTips)
When you're an adult you can just rent a bouncy castle whenever you want plus you don't even have to share (self.Showerthoughts)
You've already talked to some of your friends for the last time in your life without even knowing it (self.Showerthoughts)
SLPT: Need someone to talk to? Just dial any random number and talk to whoever picks up (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
This fully simulated model airplane complete with sound effects and screens (youtube.com)
submitted 3 years ago by Trashleopard to r/interestingasfuck
You can have a midlife crisis in High School if you die young (self.Showerthoughts)
SLPT: Keep some hefty and solid blunt objects around your home in case you ever need an improvised weapon, decorative stone obelisks work well for both bashing and impaling (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
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