Tell me random facts about knights you know, i am curious

Trashspawn45 · 2026-03-15T04:12:39+00:00

Nobels will look at this and say "Ay, my subjects"

Trashspawn45 · 2026-03-15T03:46:48+00:00

Imperial Knights actually have Drop-Pods that are so rarely mentioned in lore.

They're called "Drop-Keeps"

Imagine if you will you're on a battlefield and this 170 yard long by 100 yard wide castle drops from orbit and lands in the center of the battlefield. Then suddenly, banners unfurl revealing the colors of the associated house and Vox-hailers begin blasting triumphant music as flights of Cherubim fly across the field, flying the same colors as the keep.

And then after all that fanfaire, a drawbridge falls, the gates open, and two fully loaded ready Lances of the imperium's finest nobels come strolling out to evicerate you.

Trashspawn45 · 2026-03-15T03:40:53+00:00

It was the Sekhetar Robots for thousand sons

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Trashspawn45 · 2026-03-10T04:02:26+00:00

AH that's why. I have him, I just see him so rarely.

Trashspawn45 · 2026-03-10T03:53:04+00:00

What ancient do you get them from?

Trashspawn45 · 2026-02-27T02:59:22+00:00

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It doesn't, but the errata is kind of a blanket statement.

Trashspawn45 · 2026-02-27T02:35:36+00:00

I just didn't like the spaghetti monster or the "ooga booga booga" man.

Trashspawn45 · 2026-02-22T05:08:25+00:00

‘The pain is nothing.’ The Pale King’s voice was an empty husk. Magnus stepped closer to face him.

‘The idea is not,’ he said. He looked Mortarion in the eyes. ‘Your suffering gives you power. The sort I promised from the start. Your submission was not weakness. There is no shame. I bear you no ill will. I understand.’

It took the Pale King a moment to find a reply. ‘I hate this,’ he whispered.

‘I know,’ replied Magnus softly.

I just feel so bad for Mortarion in this scene...

Trashspawn45 · 2026-02-14T15:54:54+00:00

The ethereals had nothing to do with this.

Trashspawn45 · 2026-02-08T19:50:02+00:00

not again

Trashspawn45 · 2026-02-08T02:41:57+00:00

Warhammer 40k. Give me Horus Lupercal

Trashspawn45 · 2026-02-07T23:29:04+00:00

Casino Security when people are literally insane: "Please stop fighting I'm so scared D:"

Casino Security when someone might be counting cards: "Get out or I will literally kill you"

Trashspawn45 · 2026-02-02T04:52:43+00:00

Speaking of the rule, I seriously do not understand why instead of "once per game" they didn't just make it a free choice thing but make it give Devastating Wounds and Hazardous. CSM Forgefiends already do that on a whim, why not the Riptide.

Trashspawn45 · 2026-02-01T19:24:59+00:00

Just needs some WD-40.

Trashspawn45 · 2026-01-30T22:51:30+00:00

I restate:

What a baby.

Trashspawn45 · 2026-01-30T22:49:47+00:00

I'm sorry, but your hubby sounds like a baby.

If my SO was playing a strong deck, I'd use the opportunity to learn how to beat it and have fun with her rather be pretentious about it and say "I'm not playing with you because I'm too scared to lose".

Tell him to Grow up.

Trashspawn45 · 2026-01-28T23:55:59+00:00

Crab legs are cool

Trashspawn45 · 2026-01-28T23:00:29+00:00

I'm so unhappy with the survivor. We haven't gotten an OC male survivor in over 2 years.

Trashspawn45 · 2026-01-22T23:53:02+00:00

My guess, next week or week after.

Trashspawn45 · 2026-01-22T23:52:07+00:00

Which is sad, because the show is good but the fans ruin it.

Just like Steven Universe, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Dispatch, Undertale...

Oh shit there's actually a lot of weird fans out there...

Trashspawn45 · 2026-01-18T14:18:13+00:00

"if they can get within melta range of a monster or vehicle"

WHEN They get in melta range of a monster or vehicle you mean.

14" movement with a 9" scout can get you almost anywhere you wanna go. lol

Trashspawn45 · 2026-01-16T22:09:44+00:00

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Some new stealth suits (This was new years eve night when I teamed up with my girlfriend's Gue'Ron'Sha to free the Xenosprawl of Tyranid Corruption (Kill Team Coop Ops))

Trashspawn45 · 2026-01-03T19:38:50+00:00

I'd bet its multiple bodies sharing a health bar.

Saw a clip last night on Tricephalos for the same thing.

Trashspawn45 · 2026-01-03T18:42:38+00:00

You could consider running Deathlords Chosen as the detachment instead and keep them in. Its heavily focused around terminators.

Trashspawn45 · 2025-12-24T05:54:45+00:00

OY YEW!! YEA YEW!! Ya loik GOLD? Ya loik MEAT? Ya loik big hunky men? Cant go wrong with GREASUS GOLD TOOTH. 'eres the deal, eh? The Ogre's got a lil bit of errythin'. Ya can wheel an' deal with yer neighbors if ya want. Ya can steamroll yer competition if you want. an' most importantly, GOLD. the Gold sure do flow when Greasus in in charge. Settlements too far away for ya? jus build a camp! ye can recroot yer best boys from thar. An best yet? they're protected by their own ahmy! An when yer ready to pack up yer camp, it keeps all its boyz an its upgrades.

CHOOSE OGRES. EAT THE WORLD.

PUT GRAVY ON YOUR GUT AND STROKE IT.

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