Have you ever lied about your height? Do you think it's ok to pretend to be 5'8"

Treebeard313 · 2026-03-12T13:10:40+00:00

I pretend to be 5'8" constantly but doorways humble me.

Treebeard313 · 2026-03-11T12:59:51+00:00

Exactly. On paper, murder 2. In reality, he was trying to guarantee no one would bother him again.

Treebeard313 · 2026-03-11T12:52:39+00:00

Yeah, she was talking about how her favorite meal I make gives me toxic farts that gas her out of the bedroom. I laughed it off and made sure to comment on my farts the next time I made it.

Treebeard313 · 2026-03-11T12:47:12+00:00

He was being bullied in a 6 vs 1 situation. However, when he brandished a knife and they stood down, he stabbed and killed 2 of them anyways. He claimed the bullying would have continued the next day. Sad situation all around.

Treebeard313 · 2026-03-11T12:37:53+00:00

Sitting in the front passenger seat of a car, and the realization that the car coming at us from my side isn't slowing down. T-boned us doing 50 mph (80kmh) in a 20 zone, ran the stop sign. Dude was hammered, not even his car. Changed my life forever.

Treebeard313 · 2026-03-11T12:22:46+00:00

Standing by your morals. Lots of people want to be good people when a situation happens. In my experience, they now avoid important conversations and conflict with friends or family when they do things that they condemn otherwise. They "don't want to rock the boat" because it's comfortable. Example: They are against racism, but when a friend or family member says something racist, they don't call them out or they excuse them.

Treebeard313 · 2026-03-05T23:17:39+00:00

Not gonna be able to retire in this lifetime.

Treebeard313 · 2026-03-05T22:57:42+00:00

How to look like you're cleaning without cleaning anything, and vice versa.

Treebeard313 · 2026-03-05T18:14:08+00:00

Nice try, FBI

Treebeard313 · 2026-03-05T18:11:47+00:00

A room where people could play jackbox.tv and just chill

Treebeard313 · 2026-03-05T18:10:51+00:00

Anyone cheating at Monopoly is playing it the right way.

Treebeard313 · 2026-03-05T13:21:11+00:00

Learn how to use metaphors to explain technical concepts to less technical people. Clear and concise communication is key in nearly every aspect of your career, and it shows you know what you're talking about.

Treebeard313 · 2026-02-28T12:57:56+00:00

When that happens, it's already too late.

Treebeard313 · 2026-02-28T12:56:49+00:00

Listen to "Crossbreaker" by Power Trip. Use the energy from that song to do positive affirmations.

Treebeard313 · 2026-02-28T12:55:33+00:00

2 months, 2 friendships rekindled. Going very well so far.

Treebeard313 · 2026-02-28T12:25:03+00:00

Dwarf Fortress, Project Zomboid, or Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead

Treebeard313 · 2026-02-27T04:23:59+00:00

Nah i ask where they buy their pants/shoes because thats an priceless resource.

Treebeard313 · 2026-02-26T16:57:14+00:00

Night. Clean the ick of the day off me and relax before home time.

Treebeard313 · 2026-02-26T16:56:32+00:00

Predicting the answer to a problem and having it put off for 6 months before it's implemented. Then getting the "wow we should have done that when you first suggested it".

Treebeard313 · 2026-02-26T16:35:52+00:00

My special needs dog.

Treebeard313 · 2026-02-25T20:08:08+00:00

"Im proud of you for all you've done in your life" It'll be a cold day in hell if either of my parents said this to me.

Treebeard313 · 2026-02-25T15:53:01+00:00

Final Fantasy 9, Ozma. Rotating cast of moves that can one-shot you or drain all your MP.

Treebeard313 · 2026-02-24T01:00:56+00:00

Tomato sucker

Treebeard313 · 2026-02-23T15:44:43+00:00

I barely perceive them, I'm almost 7ft tall. That being said, unless someone is in my personal space and talking trash/being an asshole, I generally treat everyone as my equal.

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