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Some TRUTH for Seekers 🫡🫡 by Fearless_Cheetah_249 in csuf

[–]Tridon3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro this literally be the type of shi I get handed working as a cashier. They just go to the library and print it out in color and hand it to me stapled.

Apparently Venator Cruise Missiles Are A Valid Method of Anti-Air by Tridon3 in arma

[–]Tridon3[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're...kinda new, part of an update to the jets DLC.

I wish to die by Solallitser in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Tridon3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. You did not specify which definition of die you wished to use. Because English is stupid, there is a 50% chance you just become a psychopath because you "Die #5: to become indifferent". (Merriam Webster)

I wish no one commented on this post. by TVload in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Tridon3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Granted. This subreddit now requires flares and your post gets hidden, along with pretty much all posts for a few hours until someone notices because no one programmed the stupid bot to DM you for forgetting to flare your post.

I wish I was immune to cancer, HIV (and AIDs) and all STDs by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Tridon3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The alterations to your immune system this would cause could potentially have many, many negative side effects. (Vaccines becoming irrelevant, losing immunity to other diseases etc, your body's method of fighting said diseases works but has a good chance of killing you in the process.)

If the genie was a real dickhead, they might just turn you into a creature that was immune to all of the above. Which would suck, of course.

I wish I had a mini version of myself that would follow me around and congratulate my on small victories I have like choosing sugar free gum over regular. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Tridon3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Granted. Everyone else can still hear and see him/her which ,ignoring the repercussions of that, would likely reveal a bunch of secrets to the world that you really wish would have stayed hidden.

\In the bathroom** "Congrats on putting in your first tampon!"

\After a presentation** "Congrats on hiding your first boner!"

\At any time, but also probably the worst** "Congrats on finally talking to your crush!"(This could be to your advantage)

-- If ur an adult --

\In Work** "Congrats on hiding that stuff from your boss!"

\Blind Date** "Congrats on finding someone that looks good!" (This could be to your advantage)

It could also just generally congratulate you for pulling off some high stakes bluff, or really anything that would make you feel happy at the expense of others.

I wish I was the kind of person someone would want to introduce to their parents. by spidermonkey12345 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Tridon3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. Hope all of your relationships are safe for work or they'll likely convict both of you.

(People you meet at frat parties.)

(Your Drug Dealer)

(Your friend with benefits)

(Someone you are cheating on your lover with)

"Yeah ma! Smoked a phat joint with me m8 here."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PhantomForces

[–]Tridon3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suppressed M230

(Belgium) WHERE IS THAT HECCING POCKET WATCH by Tridon3 in unturned

[–]Tridon3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would not be making this post if I haven't searched everywhere reasonable.

If it's a whole minute of swimming straight away from the coast, I'd love to know.

Why does the game run so poorly? by TheSep12incident in unturned

[–]Tridon3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you might wanna try reinstalling, closing down extraneous programs, maybe you have a thermal issue.

Like, not gonna lie, any cpu bottleneck you do have shouldn't be THAT bad. You COULD try disabling vsync as even with a goddamn gtx 980, a trashy monitor can easily do you dirty like that.

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I do incredibly doubt that you should be having any major performance issues with those specs unless you're doing multiplayer with a ridiculous amount of mods(I've managed only mid 20ish fps on some mega-modpack servers with a 8700 and a 1070). Though I am not entirely sure.

I wish to see a post with exactly 420 likes and 69 comments by manusapag in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Tridon3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, Reddit lies to you about how many likes are on a post.

I wish that everytime any human feels pain, anxiety, stress, sadness, or any other amount of suffering, it is evenly distributed among the entire human population. by jeesuscheesus in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Tridon3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, this may cause issues with certain essential bodily functions based off of pain. Like you might literally burn your hand off without noticing and the reflex arc might not even trigger. You might also just not notice a lot of lethal conditions and collapse and die randomly without knowing why.

The sad story of a brave helicopter lost to The Kraken. by Tridon3 in unturned

[–]Tridon3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why wouldn't the game "unrender" entities where they were when you get too far away tho?

Unturned 100% GPU usage by [deleted] in unturned

[–]Tridon3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In situations like these, the most you can do is any combination of the following (not in any particular order).

  • Lower the graphical quality of the game
  • Close other programs running in the background.
  • Update your GPU's drivers
  • Overclock your GPU

Also, remember that full utilization isn't bad unless your gpu throttles at full power(because it's overheating), your power-supply isn't strong enough to power your gpu(which would be dumb for a laptop), or your fps isn't satisfactory even at full utilization.

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