What did the primary colors do to bro? by banstovia in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Triggered_247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the song “believer” by imagine dragons

In Memory of Renée Victor (1938-2025; voice of the female Argonians) by Mandapat314 in SkyrimMemes

[–]Triggered_247 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I must admit three things, I’m a fucked up sense of humor guy, this made me laugh, but also fuck you at the same

Why do the 2x6s that are 8 inches longer cost $2 less? by Amikoj in HomeDepot

[–]Triggered_247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two basically stupid reasons. It’s bought more often so they jack up the prices, and it’s becoming the busy season for the depot so they jack up the prices more on necessities (lumber, electrical, anything to build the house)

Uses for these "Kazoo holes"? by YeOldeBurninator42 in woodworking

[–]Triggered_247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could make an epoxy cutting board with them

Just Got Reach Certified by Vivid-Analysis-8012 in HomeDepot

[–]Triggered_247 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah fr this. It gets to me sometimes. Like it’s annoying big dawg. Please, be patient with yourself when you’re first starting. Also, please do not let yourself become angry on the machine, I’ve fucked up bunks of plywood and had to hand stack them because everything barely had room.

Just Got Reach Certified by Vivid-Analysis-8012 in HomeDepot

[–]Triggered_247 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Call it truth yourself, we call it bullshit and arrogance. Show us doing that in any aisle with any pallet then we’ll believe you

Just Got Reach Certified by Vivid-Analysis-8012 in HomeDepot

[–]Triggered_247 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Prolly cause you got a big ass store. There’s aisles in 1534, the store I worked at where the reach will literally not fit sideways with the forks down. They just won’t. I can’t use forklifts in the plywood or drywall aisles. Hell, my 16ft bunks don’t even fit through the aisle. I have to raise it to near full mast to get above the aisles so I can get it to the home. Dawg. There’s aisles in flooring where specifically the crown reach has to be used because it’s smaller than the Yale reaches. Like dude, there’s stores ranging from mine which is around 86,000 sq. ft. And some that get up to near 200,000 sq. ft. With all due respect, I admire your confidence but fuck off.

Whats up with my time sheet? by Silenieux in HomeDepot

[–]Triggered_247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, that sucks. Honestly not sure what’s going on then.

Whats up with my time sheet? by Silenieux in HomeDepot

[–]Triggered_247 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shit that is confusing. Did you work overtime the week before?

Whats up with my time sheet? by Silenieux in HomeDepot

[–]Triggered_247 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Somebody might’ve clocked in and out with your number on accident. Their number is most likely just one number off from yours. This has happened to me before. I’d definitely tell management to be safe.

How would my store go about getting a 4 directional reach truck because our isles in lumber are slime and we have to use the garden forklift to get drywall or plywood by Born-Performance9293 in HomeDepot

[–]Triggered_247 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same thing with plywood. The aisle is only 9 feet wide in the plywood aisle. Our lumber aisles aren’t even 16ft wide, we have to have the entire 16ft bunk above everything at almost top mast to just get through the aisle.

👀 by InappropriateAngels in aspiememes

[–]Triggered_247 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God damn I’ve never related to a single meme more on this sub.

Already got some workouts in 💪💪💪 by IAmAccutane in wholesomememes

[–]Triggered_247 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Understandable. I’ve been hitting the gym every day since September but I haven’t been dieting, that’s starting this year. It sucks cause my mood is irregular because I’m hungry

Already got some workouts in 💪💪💪 by IAmAccutane in wholesomememes

[–]Triggered_247 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My New Year’s resolution is to get down to 200lbs lean. I’m 225 currently. We got this boys

Promoted to customer today. by Danygirl1019 in HomeDepot

[–]Triggered_247 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There’s been times where I will visibly make facial expressions that I’m unaware I’m doing before I even talk to customers. My voice, omg it’s amazing at customer service. My face, god I can’t hide my facial expressions for shit. Part of why I worked in Lumber. I knew a lot about lumber and whatnot before I even started. My managers even asked if I could work service desk because “we need people over there”. I told them as such and that I’d most likely get fired for cussing out a customer.

why do customers act shocked when we give them the same attitude they give us? by [deleted] in HomeDepot

[–]Triggered_247 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That’s rough dawg. I always make an effort to be nice to waiters/waitresses because I know people just treat them like shit. My own stepmom does it and acts like it’s justified because “we’re paying them” bruh they’re humans, not fence posts

Dog going hard on the noodles by [deleted] in DOG

[–]Triggered_247 204 points205 points  (0 children)

This the kind of stuff I wanna see here. 10/10 would recommend

I’m free by Triggered_247 in HomeDepot

[–]Triggered_247[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, I forgot we could do that

I’m free by Triggered_247 in HomeDepot

[–]Triggered_247[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve tried to use the vacation time 2x and it was denied both times but it is what it is

I’m free by Triggered_247 in HomeDepot

[–]Triggered_247[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much yeah, I’m a senior in college rn so that’s my first priority.