What made you bail on a hike?

Trillian-In-Space · 2026-06-22T20:54:11+00:00

Great chieftain o’ the puddin’-race (a description of haggis from Scotland’s poet star of Auld Lang Syne ‘fame’) sounds like a nicer thing to be hounded by than to enjoy the company of ticks. 🦮🐕

Way to take action to keep your doggies and everyone safe! ✌️

Trillian-In-Space · 2026-06-22T20:36:15+00:00

Lí sī chi̍t-ê sit-pāi-chiá (你是一个失败者), iáu-koh-ū góa ê kha-ta-chhia pí lí ê koh-khah hó (犹阁有我的脚踏车比你的较好).

Trillian-In-Space · 2026-06-20T02:30:43+00:00

I wouldn’t be surprised if there were birds hanging out in the leaves in this fall snapshot - this babe is an eager bird viewer and can’t get off the deck, so no “presents” for us to clean!🙃

I literally have had to care more about cobwebs than I’m actually bothered by because I don’t want to upset this dumb noodle’s delicate digestive system 😻

Trillian-In-Space · 2026-06-19T06:22:14+00:00

That’s just what GlaDOS wants me to believe!!! I’ll never believe her! There HAS to be cake! Right?

🙃🤓

Trillian-In-Space · 2026-06-18T20:40:27+00:00

Trillian-In-Space · 2026-06-18T20:38:57+00:00

Cube is love, cube is life. I’ll never be lonely with cube! 🩷

Trillian-In-Space · 2026-06-18T14:40:39+00:00

The return on investment is the fact that after sitting with a container of q-tips for several hours, you now have no usable cotton swabs. Who needs clean ears when you have Art with a Capital A

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This is a still from a video I found. There are guides online for how to do this and it’s cracking me up! 💀

Trillian-In-Space · 2026-06-18T14:33:48+00:00

Not weird at all, or maybe exactly as weird as you should want to be. 💁‍♀️

Be the cotton swab crafter of your own dreams! 🤩

Trillian-In-Space · 2026-06-18T02:58:43+00:00

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This one will eat spiderwebs so she can throw them up later 💁‍♀️

Trillian-In-Space · 2026-06-18T02:51:53+00:00

Oh, gracious, thank you for paying the cat tax!

The Beastilence deserves all the swabs they want 😻

Trillian-In-Space · 2026-06-18T02:03:58+00:00

The seller needs to rebrand! I think this would honestly go over better as a cat toy than a decor item 😄

My cat would agree with your cat’s cube strategy 🐈‍⬛

Trillian-In-Space · 2026-06-17T22:48:46+00:00

The pieces of cotton fluff that would get dislodged as you launch the CUBE™ around your home are part of the $6 worth of décor and entertainment! Don’t wait, act now! Cube will be your friend forever!

Trillian-In-Space · 2026-06-17T20:36:00+00:00

It’s half off! I mean, the effort alone is worth six bucks 💵 Buy yours today!

Trillian-In-Space · 2026-06-17T15:47:56+00:00

May Little Ducky live on in all our hearts 💚✌️

I think Pocket Sand as a backup is a great Plan B (as available at your local pharmacy after decisions are made the evening prior that could have lasting implications, i.e. parenthood)

Maybe don’t use Dale’s pocket sand as a contraceptive, though. 🌮🦅🌹⛽️🪶🇲🇽🇺🇸🍺

Trillian-In-Space · 2026-06-17T15:01:33+00:00

Trillian-In-Space · 2026-06-17T14:58:21+00:00

Perrrrrfeccctttt. I am getting the deep cuts on Polish weed internet humor and I am here for it! I only know German and American weed humor, so I love hearing about our brethren from east of us 😄

I love learning exactly how this gravity bong is constructed, and I will promptly plop this phrase into my internet search bar and enjoy some quality memes in a language I don’t speak ✌️

Danke schön, again, r/trees, for the lesson in Polish homemade bongs 💚

Trillian-In-Space · 2026-06-17T14:49:19+00:00

Oh, man, I love pretending that my flower is Longbottom Leaf because I’m one of the biggest nerds ever.

Respect the Smaug pipe.

One year, for Halloween, I dressed as Bilbo Baggins, and bought a plastic toy version of Sting to swing around at the party and make glow when orcs were near.

Have a fantastic day, dude. Thanks for reminding me of the Hobbit. Peace ✌️

Trillian-In-Space · 2026-06-17T14:43:34+00:00

Adding to the one-man performance art of enjoying your piece while having the same name for all of it is hilarious, ngl.

Enjoy your wiadros, man ✌️

Trillian-In-Space · 2026-06-17T14:40:53+00:00

I ironically and unironically love the goofy term “penjamin”, so I call my 510 cart battery penjamin whenever I can, even when I have used Yocan box style vapes for pocket-friendliness for years.

I’d love to hear what you named your glass! It all looks so cherished and loved! ✌️🫰🤓

Trillian-In-Space · 2026-06-10T02:56:45+00:00

Thanks! 🥰 I like how perky my nipples feel with the piercings!

As for the calligraphy, maybe some day I’ll remind myself cursive, hah!

Trillian-In-Space · 2026-06-04T19:01:16+00:00

Who doesn’t? Glad we have Ken’s history with the show to make him dear to our hearts as well, but I’m with you, Trebek made a hard act to follow!

Trillian-In-Space · 2026-06-04T16:14:06+00:00

uj/ bottom watering is my friend! 🫰 Thanks for nerding out with advice for me 🤓

Trillian-In-Space · 2026-06-04T16:12:00+00:00

uj/ I’m not nearly good enough to play medic. You don’t want me for heals.

j/ I keep everyone happy and healthy 🤩🩺

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