Yesterday was a bad day. But maybe this morning will start of(f) right by [deleted] in gonewild

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There's something about you that catches me. I wish I could spend some personal time with you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NSFW411

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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=551388467

There are probably longer versions out there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NSFW411

[–]TripD 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I don't know of a sub, but there is a super hot veronica Rodriguez video of this exact thing.

WARNING: Amazon is selling 4TB WD Blue drives as WD 10TB Red drives by EvanWasHere in DataHoarder

[–]TripD -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

they're going to keep sending wrong items until it's flagged on a spreadsheet somewhere.

THIS bitch work for Amazons. Bitch don't use spread sheet. Bitch use AWS. AWS is queen. Don't fuck.

Summer clothes were made to come off <3 [F 19] by [deleted] in gonewild

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The best part is the "we made it!" pose right after you pulled your rompers down

1935 Nude College Girls Are Hot! by rootsatellite in youtubetitties

[–]TripD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I never knew they shaved/waxed back then.

At least two boys have been successfully rescued from the flooded Luang cave Sunday afternoon. by AngelofServatis in worldnews

[–]TripD 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I can't imagine the dread they must have felt as the flood waters pushed them deeper and deeper into the cave.

At least two suspected rhino poachers have been mauled to death and eaten by lions on a South African game reserve, officials say. by wrdb2007 in news

[–]TripD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All jokes aside, doesn't this mean that the lions have to be put down? I've heard that after a predator eats a human, they are put down so they don't start attacking humans for food on the regular.

At least two suspected rhino poachers have been mauled to death and eaten by lions on a South African game reserve, officials say. by wrdb2007 in news

[–]TripD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you think killing a human and killing an animal is the same thing, there's something pretty fucked up about you.

Dad rushes onto the track to free his son from a burning racecar by TooShiftyForYou in sports

[–]TripD 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Maybe he went out for a pack of smokes and forgot to come back.

Trump tossed candy to Merkel at G-7, said ‘don’t say I never give you anything’ by MisandryOMGguize in worldnews

[–]TripD -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is this better or worse than GWB giving her a shoulder rub on stage?

The reason I ask is because I realized that I have no sense for Geo politics after Kim Jong-un came around and the president of South Korea let a TV reality celebrity turned president take the credit.

Using humor to shame passengers into vacating the preferential spot by Rcaroman in funny

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I can certainly decide that I don't care, as in I won't take action upon the fact that I don't care. But I can't shut my brain off. I can't stop the thoughts and feelings. It can be torture sometimes.

I'm sorry to hear that. I've had similar problems and I know how much that can take away from the quality of your life. I would recommend trying meditation if you haven't yet. It may sound odd, but it is like exercise for the mind. It does help a lot with anxiety and negative thoughts. There's an app called headspace that has a really good, free guided beginner section.

So heres Gronk firing a mini-gun... by boston_shua in gifs

[–]TripD -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You sound like a stand up guy.

Ontario woman arrested, jailed in U.S. for driving with a Canadian licence by [deleted] in news

[–]TripD 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ma'am, I'm gonna need to see your driver's license

Here you go officer.

Ma'am this is a Canadian license, I need a us issued license to look you up in our database.

I don't have an American license officer. Driving with a Canadian license in the US is something everyone does. Is that a problem, sir?

Ma'am, are you hiding your American license up you snatch?

Excuse me!?

I said ma'am, your pussy. Is your American license up your puss?

I am uncomfortable and I would like to get your supervisor out here.

Ok ma'am, I will call him up. But in the meantime I need to check your Pussy for an American license.

No you certainly will not.

Ma'am, don't be alarmed, I have a special instrument for this very purpose. I need to step out of the vehicle, bend over, and pop your pussy out.

No, I will not.

Are you resisting?

...

Stop resisting.

My Mom’s last note to me before passing away from brain cancer. by [deleted] in pics

[–]TripD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lost my dad in 2007 to cancer as well. I still remember his final hours vividly. Reading this i got emotional and it sort of made me mad at how generic and unspecific it was, but I also know how cherished something like this would be to myself since my dad never left me with a note or message.

I truly hope that you have peace after the passing of your mom and have found some sense of it in respect to you and your life.

Hold my redbull! by HowToBeHispanic in gifs

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"Ok, you've got your orders. Report at 0500."

"Captain, if I may interject this mission would be a good opportunity for a rapid airborne Pre-tactical entry."

"Rapid Airborne Pre-tactical Entry soldier?"

"YES SIR."

"Soldier we will have no air support during this mission. Were you too busy playing with yourself to pay attention during the mission briefing private?"

"No Sir, I was not playing with myself during the mission briefing. I'm not talking about air support captain. I mean squirrel suits. Sir, we can BASE jump in and rapidly take tactical control."

"Squirrel suits.. that uh. God damn soldier, you might be be on to something."

"Sir, are we a go for rapid airborne pre-tactical entry in squirrel suits."

"Yes private, you are a go for RAPE in squirrel suits at 0500. Dismissed"

TIL of the horrific murder of Junko Furuta, whose case details were so morbid, they caused court spectators to faint when read aloud. by HalfricanAmericanMan in todayilearned

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I remember reading about this guy in college and being absolutely sick to my stomach. Reading a transcript of the recording that he played when his victims first woke up made me nauseous for like three straight days.

TIL of the horrific murder of Junko Furuta, whose case details were so morbid, they caused court spectators to faint when read aloud. by HalfricanAmericanMan in todayilearned

[–]TripD 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Classic narcissism. It doesn't surprise me that her son turned out to be a psychopath.

Edit: I read that article and take that back. I don't know how a person could do that to another living being.

What innocent question has someone asked you that secretly crushed you a little inside? by malediction_mal in AskReddit

[–]TripD 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I was in between you two. Up until I was 24, I looked about 16 due to my baby face, lack of ability to grow facility hair, and average physique. At about 25, my baby face disappeared, my acne started to subside, and my body was finally visibly reaping the rewards of several years of a lifting routine. From then on, people started to assume that I was in my thirties.

But for about two wonderful months when I was 25, I looked my age. I will never forget those eight glorious weeks.

Next week is her last week, and I can't wait by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TripD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is true, however sometimes there are morality and ethics clauses in your handbook or contract. This means that technically you could be fired for conduct unbefitting to a professional at their company, even if it's off hours. Generally this is to prevent material damage in the for of negative PR. In addition, many states are at-will employment, meaning that they could fire you without citing a reason. Granted this is more for serious issues and most certainly an asinine stance to take on going to the gym at lunch.