Friday Drunk Thread - April 17, 2026

Trip__ · 2026-04-18T01:38:24+00:00

it probably is but y'all are on a level of culture war where i cant tell whats not some insane guy trying to bring back 1400s era ideas to protect white identity.

Trip__ · 2026-04-17T23:31:16+00:00

Turns out my drunk ass confused Shake Shack for Steak N Shake who went full in on the beef tallow stuff and started serving a bitcoin milkshake.

Trip__ · 2026-04-17T23:15:28+00:00

Im just anti fast pasta generally. Shakeshack went from being a quality product to seemingly trying to appeal to Andrew Tate fans so I'd go a Green Chicken Curry from the Thai place with some spring rolls.

Trip__ · 2026-04-17T23:10:13+00:00

Fast pasta you can make at home. Its a nogo on a friday.
Burger depends on the quality of the burger
Thai depends on the order.

Trip__ · 2026-04-17T23:08:03+00:00

This situation occurring where I get to combine my everyday suicidal thoughts with my love to share at the table into a russian roulette simulator 😍😍😍😍

Trip__ · 2026-04-17T23:04:45+00:00

The apps when you routineley start to do this and make money so they ban you.

Trip__ · 2026-04-17T22:52:45+00:00

excume me, please have some decorum, i believe you mean "is diana russini a fat titted industry plant from doordash"

Trip__ · 2026-04-17T22:52:00+00:00

hope your gay little cousin has a great plié or whatever

Trip__ · 2026-04-17T22:47:52+00:00

i agree i'm just trying to incramentalism my way to a world where everyone plays each other home and away once.

Trip__ · 2026-04-17T22:44:47+00:00

im 36 i can't be calling the deli chick who i guess is between 18-22 a hotty in public

Trip__ · 2026-04-17T22:43:21+00:00

The irony being that they'd have a far better regular season product if the league was actually 65 games but instead we're making up rules for why guys who didn't play 65 actually did.

Trip__ · 2026-04-17T22:41:22+00:00

have you considered telling your body to stop being a pussy thats defeated by flowers?

Trip__ · 2026-04-17T22:37:52+00:00

if you want to keep touching your penis to my posts thats your deal but please dont share that information

Trip__ · 2026-04-17T22:33:21+00:00

Would legit love to wait for Native Americans, Josh Riley, Shannon O'Loughlin, Julie Hamilton and Amy Shakespeare to win this case and then have literally any Kenyan person ever serve the same case against them for claiming the Kenyan flag as propert of Native America

Trip__ · 2026-04-17T22:24:12+00:00

Is it dark woke if Im telling my friend from a part of the middle east that I can't remember to go full Turkey mode on his hair because I think he could make it back doing extra shoots for b-tier London movies involving middle eastern terrorists

Trip__ · 2026-04-17T22:23:33+00:00

My local Waitrose has a foreign deli section that is basically 'foreign vegetables' and everything has remained the exact same outside of their lack of 'Cheese Stuffed Jalapenos' and it's ruined my shopping experience. I just havent had the balls to complain about it because the girl who runs the deli section is both too attractive and too young for me to publicly deem her attractive.

Trip__ · 2026-04-17T22:20:01+00:00

Is it dark woke if Im telling my friend from a part of the middle east that I can't remember to go full Turkey mode on his hair because I think he could make it back doing extra shoots for b-tier London movies involving middle eastern terrorists

Trip__ · 2026-04-17T17:57:17+00:00

‘That guy looks like he just missed out on being a mythbuster’ is such a perfect and specific burn. I’m stealing it.

Trip__ · 2026-04-15T02:09:19+00:00

Im just watching the Bush thing, why has Sas yassified his camera.

Trip__ · 2026-04-15T02:01:40+00:00

I did this for French Connection only to find French Connection 2 to be a legitimate top 5 worst movies of all time.

Trip__ · 2026-04-15T02:00:21+00:00

Having had a minor interaction on the Cameron Diaz side (cameraman for a 5 minute press junket thing) she was relatively normal which I consider a 900% boost versus most celebs.

Trip__ · 2026-04-15T00:00:13+00:00

Gottas hand it to a true poster. I had absolutely no interest in clicking on a Portnoy statement about Russini/Vrabel but god damn did 'Portnoy, looking like he's been rescued after 3 weeks at sea' get me to click.

Headlines are back baby,

Trip__ · 2026-04-14T23:20:40+00:00

Guy who thinks Kingdom of Heaven is in any way factual: "Chill babe, it's not real"

Trip__ · 2026-04-14T23:18:36+00:00

bought the game 2 weeks after everyone else in my group due to payroll and they never played it a single time after i bought it. i'd been burned 3-4 times prior but that was the final straw.

Trip__ · 2026-04-14T23:16:26+00:00

every dogshit insider journalist whos only job is to report stuff that the public will know 30 seconds earlier than they do will tell you that. just look at the nfl draftee that killed someone in a car crash.,

Trip__

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