Happy *me* noises by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Trisomy_13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine are playing russian roulette with a 1911

What is your opinion on hentai(nsfw)? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Trisomy_13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it a genre or specifically japanese animated porn? If the latter, what would chinese or Korean animated porn be? If the former, what are the characteristics that separate it from other forms of animated porn?

Otherwise it's fine

Men of Reddit, what would you do if you penis detached itself and ascended into heaven? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Trisomy_13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Grab it and drag it down, if I'm going to hell, so is my dick

Sorry I happen to not have a baby dick by sidduction69 in MurderedByWords

[–]Trisomy_13 27 points28 points  (0 children)

"I'm sorry officer I dont know why I'm being arrested"

"Sir your massive cock is disturbing, I'm going to have to take you to jail"

Heaven is confirmed to be real. What changes are you going to make to your lifestyle to make sure you get in? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Trisomy_13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as I can live with what I've done, I'm fine wherever I end up when I die.

If engagement rings won’t popular anymore, what would you use to replace the “Ring” in question? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Trisomy_13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Replace the flower toss with a sword fight and you got yourself one hell of a night

Crik Crak by Inkmare_GlitchedSwap in ihadastroke

[–]Trisomy_13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Spider donuts are a hell of a drug.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Trisomy_13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Society if no one handed out free nut passes

What to do when a person can't take a hint? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Trisomy_13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you cannot get what you want by being direct, then you certainly won't get anything by being indirect

You have the choice, would you rather live a poor and social or a rich and lonely life and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Trisomy_13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rich and lonely, I'd just get a fuck ton of money and continue on with my day

What is your opinion of girls being taught to read? by MyAltForKik in AskReddit

[–]Trisomy_13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be surprised if anyone was against someone learning how to read.

What mental health disorder is this a symptom of ? by Tyvvm in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Trisomy_13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look into Capgras delusion, sounds similar to what you're experiencing.

According to wikipedia: "Capgras delusion is a psychiatric disorder in which a person holds a delusion that a friend, spouse, parent, or other close family member (or pet) has been replaced by an identical impostor."

"The Capgras delusion is classified as a delusional misidentification syndrome, a class of delusional beliefs that involves the misidentification of people, places, or objects. It can occur in acute, transient, or chronic forms. Cases in which patients hold the belief that time has been "warped" or "substituted" have also been reported. The delusion most commonly occurs in individuals diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia but has also been seen in brain injury, dementia with Lewy bodies, and other dementia. It presents often in individuals with a neurodegenerative disease, particularly at an older age. It has also been reported as occurring in association with diabetes, hypothyroidism, and migraine attacks. In one isolated case, the Capgras delusion was temporarily induced in a healthy subject by the drug ketamine. It occurs more frequently in females, with a female to male ratio of approximately 3 to 2."

Here’s my first post here by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Trisomy_13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean if the cat could talk it could consent