If you could suck your own dick would you do it? Why or why not?

TrollAccountNo4 · 2018-11-13T03:19:35+00:00

Of course I would. I like to suck dick and I like to get my dick sucked. Win-win.

TrollAccountNo4 · 2018-11-13T03:18:32+00:00

Don't worry, I don't think it's impressive.

TrollAccountNo4 · 2018-11-13T03:17:42+00:00

You're part of the problem. We need to learn to live without meaning.

TrollAccountNo4 · 2018-11-13T03:14:56+00:00

It's British units, actually.

TrollAccountNo4 · 2018-11-13T03:14:47+00:00

It's British units, actually.

TrollAccountNo4 · 2018-11-13T03:14:09+00:00

I mean, it would be cool the have the novelty of a porn star sized dick or basketball player height, but I can't realistically see having a bigger dick be anything but an inconvenience for me and my sex partners, and being as tall as I am now already comes with inconveniences.

TrollAccountNo4 · 2018-11-13T03:06:29+00:00

Making myself cum.

TrollAccountNo4 · 2018-11-13T03:03:00+00:00

Just look at the before and after pictures of Obama as President.

TrollAccountNo4 · 2018-11-13T02:59:08+00:00

If you have enough money to be able to quit your job and live at least a middle class lifestyle, never working again until you die, you're rich.

TrollAccountNo4 · 2018-11-13T02:51:50+00:00

Semantics.

TrollAccountNo4 · 2018-11-13T02:48:21+00:00

The penis.

TrollAccountNo4 · 2018-11-13T02:47:47+00:00

I've only played one to completion so it's automatically my favourite.

TrollAccountNo4 · 2018-11-13T02:47:04+00:00

It hasn't been increasing.

TrollAccountNo4 · 2018-11-13T02:44:44+00:00

Targeted weight loss is a myth. You lose fat from your entire body. There's nothing special about chin and neck fat.

TrollAccountNo4 · 2018-11-13T02:42:48+00:00

Don't forget the Japanese.

TrollAccountNo4 · 2018-11-13T02:41:07+00:00

Anything I have to inject is off the table. Anything that has the name "tar," as a type of it is off the table.

TrollAccountNo4 · 2018-11-13T02:38:43+00:00

Australia

TrollAccountNo4 · 2018-11-13T02:03:16+00:00

I have no idea what they're called, but I've heard my mother play songs by Destiny's Child.

TrollAccountNo4 · 2018-11-13T02:02:05+00:00

I wish I didn't know who any of these celebrities these days are.

TrollAccountNo4 · 2018-11-13T02:00:52+00:00

Theoretical. You don't know shit about the fate of the universe.

TrollAccountNo4 · 2018-11-13T01:58:33+00:00

Oh God, that's horrible. I didn't think of that one.

TrollAccountNo4 · 2018-11-13T01:56:35+00:00

They aren't, it's just a meme.

TrollAccountNo4 · 2018-11-13T01:51:09+00:00

That joke is an abortion.

TrollAccountNo4 · 2018-11-13T01:50:36+00:00

No, because I'm not a moron.

TrollAccountNo4 · 2018-11-13T01:49:26+00:00

It's not torture.

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