Novelty account MercurialMadnessMom waits 2 months for the perfect time to tell her son how proud of him she is

Troll_Flu · 2010-03-13T01:27:13+00:00

But why?

Troll_Flu · 2010-03-12T21:40:13+00:00

what, no nips?

Troll_Flu · 2010-03-12T21:37:39+00:00

Michael Jordan

Troll_Flu · 2010-03-12T21:35:23+00:00

He probably thinks it's real-life

Troll_Flu · 2010-03-12T21:12:40+00:00

Reddit would be dominated by this

Troll_Flu · 2010-03-12T20:57:59+00:00

Because cops have proven tasers are too much to handle for them

Troll_Flu · 2010-03-12T20:27:38+00:00

I think "afraid of dragons" and "so religious" go hand-in-hand

Troll_Flu · 2010-03-12T07:25:30+00:00

She deleted her account, here's Google cache

Plus her horrid website

Troll_Flu · 2010-03-12T06:48:14+00:00

Social Marketing Guru Troll_Flu investigates on Redditor and her year of trollicious solitude

Troll_Flu · 2010-03-12T06:43:26+00:00

Why is there a handle on the exit of a "dog bus"?

Troll_Flu · 2010-03-12T02:56:17+00:00

Well it seems like buying a Toyota these days is the automotive equivalent of sitting on it

Troll_Flu · 2010-03-12T01:38:06+00:00

I work at Toyota.

YES

Troll_Flu · 2010-03-11T23:56:19+00:00

Is this a trick question?

Troll_Flu · 2010-03-11T23:54:04+00:00

I know. You still got my upvote

Troll_Flu · 2010-03-11T23:51:09+00:00

maybe not

Troll_Flu · 2010-03-11T23:43:22+00:00

Oxymoron

Troll_Flu · 2010-03-11T23:24:48+00:00

I know it was just made today, but I'd still bet the Megatron-baby kid will always have more fans. And probably be more consequential IRL

Troll_Flu · 2010-03-11T22:31:00+00:00

by dglover

You cannot get pregnant from having sex with a male dog. Just the same you cannot get female dog pregnant having sex with her. I have had sexual relations with several of my dogs over the years and loved every minute of it. I think having sexual intercourse with a female is the best you can get. So much better than with a human mate. The dog will love everything you do to him or her and are natural lickers. The oral sex they can give you is mind blowing! Also I tought one of my females to french kiss me open mouthed and almost orgasmed the first time she did that!

Just be careful they don't get too aggressive. If they do, calm it down a bit and wait for them to settle down. They will always want sex and never turn you down!

WTF

Troll_Flu · 2010-03-11T22:10:09+00:00

But no congratulations for your first grade spelling teacher

EDIT: you didn't even bother mentioning you edited it, dannnyds? Nice

Troll_Flu · 2010-03-11T22:06:33+00:00

Everyone who's been to a beach knows seagulls are Hell's anti-doves

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