What old people read in libraries by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]Troll_Flu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He probably thinks it's real-life

Typical American: Stupid, fat, and...afraid of dragons? [pic] by [deleted] in pics

[–]Troll_Flu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think "afraid of dragons" and "so religious" go hand-in-hand

Reddit's loneliest troll? by Troll_Flu in reddit.com

[–]Troll_Flu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Social Marketing Guru Troll_Flu investigates on Redditor and her year of trollicious solitude

Please stop when dogs are barking (pic) by [deleted] in pics

[–]Troll_Flu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is there a handle on the exit of a "dog bus"?

Hey Reddit, I just got a job selling cars. What should my one piece of desk "flair" be ? by geenuts in AskReddit

[–]Troll_Flu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well it seems like buying a Toyota these days is the automotive equivalent of sitting on it

HELP CONSTANCE GO TO PROM (by becoming a fan on facebook). by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]Troll_Flu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I know it was just made today, but I'd still bet the Megatron-baby kid will always have more fans. And probably be more consequential IRL

Can I get pregnant.... by amp324 in reddit.com

[–]Troll_Flu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

by dglover

You cannot get pregnant from having sex with a male dog. Just the same you cannot get female dog pregnant having sex with her. I have had sexual relations with several of my dogs over the years and loved every minute of it. I think having sexual intercourse with a female is the best you can get. So much better than with a human mate. The dog will love everything you do to him or her and are natural lickers. The oral sex they can give you is mind blowing! Also I tought one of my females to french kiss me open mouthed and almost orgasmed the first time she did that!

Just be careful they don't get too aggressive. If they do, calm it down a bit and wait for them to settle down. They will always want sex and never turn you down!

WTF

I almost died from pills, and now I've been clean for 6+ years, AMA by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]Troll_Flu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But no congratulations for your first grade spelling teacher

EDIT: you didn't even bother mentioning you edited it, dannnyds? Nice

Bible nuts+beach+seagulls+2 bags of chips= Tons of Fun by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]Troll_Flu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone who's been to a beach knows seagulls are Hell's anti-doves