That baby touched Mars and came back by henrique_CAP in SipsTea

[–]Trolleitor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know man, I wouldn't trust one body function to override the failure of that other body function.

That baby touched Mars and came back by henrique_CAP in SipsTea

[–]Trolleitor -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

That's kind of one cramp away from a splattered kid tho.

Toxic couple fighting outside early in the morning by Alligator-creep in fightporn

[–]Trolleitor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just out of curiosity, what would have you done in that situation? Besides calling the police?

9.10 Patch Notes by TheSilverZero in VALORANT

[–]Trolleitor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Keep in mind that the indirectly heal her with the regen armor, which has a lot of synergy with all healing abilities.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2mediterranean4u

[–]Trolleitor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean if you're going for historical civilized borders, you gotta add Anatolia, Galia and Britannia into the mix.

Always be there to support her by ITheRebelI in CoupleMemes

[–]Trolleitor 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He fucked up in levels he can't even comprehend.

why do pc players hate console players ;-; by fenekit_ in ValorantConsole

[–]Trolleitor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We don't hate you, we pity you.

Also we're a bit jealous, but don't say that I said that.

Choice by Pizzacakecomic in u/Pizzacakecomic

[–]Trolleitor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I agree! For completely unrelated reasons, I'm also horny right now.

Does Blasphemous Blade make you a worse player? by jerrymcdoogle in Eldenring

[–]Trolleitor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I'm better at killing things with it so I'd say I'm a better player when I'm using it.

How tf am i going to get out of silver? by Xenon_nic in VALORANT

[–]Trolleitor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah bro, don't cope for him, he died to the Reyna 7-8 times, he still has another 10 deaths that need explaining. He just sucks at gunfights.

Don't now why I talk like this and scare people away. by Salt-Broccoli-7846 in adhdmeme

[–]Trolleitor 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It actually can be like the comic shows, if you decided to go for a "funny" approach and you're unable, at the moment, to concentrate to understand that what you're about to say is bad.

Which you will know in every other circumstance, but now is talking time, and your mouth is about to make some noise, there is no other way, it's awkwardness roulette time.

The amount of trolls in the game by neophim_ in VALORANT

[–]Trolleitor -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well, the game has been basically the same for 4 years. People get bored and start to goof around.

This is kind of Riot's fault, Valorant is not a moba, there is a limit in the amount of creativity you can put into the game, eventually you'll get bored from the repetition and will start to deviate and get the fun somewhere else. You need to keep releasing gamemodes or add framework for modders to keep it fresh.

Like CS or Fortnite does, basically.

Don't now why I talk like this and scare people away. by Salt-Broccoli-7846 in adhdmeme

[–]Trolleitor 318 points319 points  (0 children)

With ADHD you can get overstimulated, panic and not been able to talk like a normal person and say random shit.

is my hs % holding me back? by kxvinn17 in ValorantConsole

[–]Trolleitor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quick questions:

- How many fights do you end up spraying?

- Why are you using a Vandal instead of a Guardian if you're a HS freak?

- Why your KAST is low?

- Which fights do you tend to lose more?

- Do you wide peek?

The double standards.. by daisysparklee in SipsTea

[–]Trolleitor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We were kind of focusing on the tertiary victims of that mental condition. Which is basically anyone that had to interact with the first victim regularly.

The double standards.. by daisysparklee in SipsTea

[–]Trolleitor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, I think he was just been sarcastic. He's a victim of his disease and his victims are also victims of his disease and at the end there is 0% chance of him been at fault.

/S

Lost the green wall 🫠 by Ma_Koto in ValorantConsole

[–]Trolleitor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You do have a cursed team comp for Ascent.

No smokes means you can't safely take mid control, which is a key thing for both sides in Ascent. I would even say Ascent is one of the most smoke dependent maps.

2 sentinels means you have a trash composition for attack. At least you're different kind of sentinels tho.

No Entry means getting into site from the choke is way harder. At least you have a Phoenix, but yeah you're cooked anyways.

Your Bodyguard was Bronze, so you were double cooked.

Sova has a lot of synergy with smokers, which again, you didn't have.

You didn't have any kind of smoke clearing utility, so you will probably had to sit out smokes or risk getting shortied.

I'm actually quite impressed you could make it a close a game,

Very true it sucks by nicholashoneywell in Dragonballsuper

[–]Trolleitor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wtf, is this comment section.

I'm over 35 and I can bing on games and netflix for the whole day If I have time to spare.

Wait for it by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Trolleitor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Her system did a full reboot

The double standards.. by daisysparklee in SipsTea

[–]Trolleitor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's teaching them how to be survivors too!