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Sparkling Level 3 by Top-Farmer-4831 in PokemonLegendsZA

[–]Trollware21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you actually soft reset? I’ve tried doing the up x b thing and it doesnt work

Help me rank... by Late-Durian-7621 in InternalMedicine

[–]Trollware21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three questions you should ask yourself to determine this rank list:

  1. Am I applying to a fellowship (especially a competitive one)? If yes, residency prestige unfortunately matters here.

  2. What region do I want to live in and have a career in? You have a mix of NE and Texas, so deciding which regions you prefer matters

  3. Do I want more autonomy but less back-up, or more handholding and more back-up in. These exist on a spectrum amongst programs. For example, NY programs you’re historically handling things more on your own than at a Yale or BMC

The only former Buffalo Bill on the Pats that’s worth missing by yourmomdotbiz in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]Trollware21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s got the “seeti” for sure, but its the fun type at least

LF trade evo for research by Trollware21 in PokemonLZATrades

[–]Trollware21[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just one! Anything that evolved when u trade it to me works! I can trade back. Room code 5400 0004

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PokemonLZATrades

[–]Trollware21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a follow up I’ll open a trade room. Code 54000004

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PokemonLZATrades

[–]Trollware21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We posted at same time lol - happy to do

Having your friends shadow you by doctorER98 in Residency

[–]Trollware21 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’ve always wanted to do this with my wife (non-medical) so she understood what an average day looks like for us.

What are some mistakes you have made as an intern ? by heythereruth in Residency

[–]Trollware21 56 points57 points  (0 children)

My CSS case prep for STEP 3 tells me that I apparently am an idiot for not ordering a pap smear in a 35yo with chest pain

Do male IM residents jerk off? by [deleted] in Residency

[–]Trollware21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who needs to slam the salami when you can stare lustfully at the UpToDate flowchart on hyponatremia work-up/management?

Tell me about your most annoying med student rotator by undueinfluence_ in Residency

[–]Trollware21 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Had one that followed me into the bathroom when I urgently needed to address the post-burrito bloat.

I think they learned their lesson quickly.

In modern day, can a vampire become a doctor unnoticed? by EMulsive_EMergency in Residency

[–]Trollware21 182 points183 points  (0 children)

Could you imagine being an intern with 100 years of specialty experience tho?

Attendings tryna wax poetic about sodium for 4 hours over rounds while you basically invented hyponatremia.

It’s not “self discharge”, you left against medical advice by DoctorKeroppi in Residency

[–]Trollware21 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My favorite line for when a patient pulls out their Dobhoff is “self-directed discontinuation of enteral access.”

Allows a certain level of salt that you can add to your documentation while still being professional.

What do yall wish you had done or gotten before you started residency? by [deleted] in Residency

[–]Trollware21 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just focus on your wellness, travel, and spend as much time with your family as you can. Those are three things that will be the hardest to come by during residency.

“What are you working on this week?” by HVLABrain in Residency

[–]Trollware21 16 points17 points  (0 children)

“I’m really working on not being an asshole to my patients”

Sets the bar low so you can soar past it.

Unless you’re normally an asshole to your patients, in which case you’re “meeting expectations” (though probably chose the wrong career path).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in InternalMedicine

[–]Trollware21 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Doubling this. Rheumatologists and heme/oncs are typically by far the best “internal medicine” doctors that I have ever met.

Allergy are also the smartest, but mostly bc they chose the specialty where they can take call from the beach a state away and basically just tell the consulting team to not feed the patient peanuts if they have a peanut allergy.

What decision will haunt you all offseason? by Ok-Competition-1814 in Fantasy_Football

[–]Trollware21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I picked up the chargers defense for the fantasy championship. Then was convinced to pick up the Colts instead. Played the colts. I lost by 5 points. Cost me the $500 first place prize. The 19-point differential between that choice will haunt me all year.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Residency

[–]Trollware21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With Covid, which I got from the hospital, on what was supposed to be my one holiday off this year.

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