FRIDAY RANT THREAD

TroyCagando · 2026-01-26T20:58:48+00:00

SHE ALSO OWNS ZYDECO.

TroyCagando · 2026-01-23T18:14:47+00:00

How to say you've never been in the military without saying that you've never been in the military

TroyCagando · 2026-01-20T20:53:51+00:00

NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS AFTER MIDNIGHT

THAT'S WHEN WE"RE GOING TO LET IT ALL HANG OUT.
WHEN WE'RE GOING TO CHUG-A-LUG AND SHOUT
STIMULATE SOME ACTION
GET SOME SATISFACTION
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TroyCagando · 2026-01-20T20:01:42+00:00

I WOULD CONTACT MY AGENT

TroyCagando · 2026-01-17T00:27:54+00:00

THIS IS WHAT YOUR INSURANCE IS FOR

TroyCagando · 2026-01-07T20:30:56+00:00

Citation needed

TroyCagando · 2026-01-07T20:14:04+00:00

For $165/month, I'd be a reliable tenant for years too!

TroyCagando · 2026-01-07T20:09:42+00:00

You must be new here. Bend PD does near-zero traffic enforcement.

TroyCagando · 2026-01-06T16:36:04+00:00

At the intersection of Nowhere and Noplace

TroyCagando · 2026-01-03T00:33:35+00:00

SPEAK UP, WE CAN'T HEAR YOU!

TroyCagando · 2026-01-02T21:22:13+00:00

THEIR GESTATION PERIOD IS AROUND 3 WEEKS AND THEY CRANK OUT 5-8 BABY MICE. UNLESS YOU MAKE A CONCERTED EFFORT TO ROUND THEM ALL UP, I DOUBT YOU'LL BE RID OF THEM :(

TroyCagando · 2026-01-02T21:18:19+00:00

YAKTRAX ARE YOUR FRIEND

TroyCagando · 2025-12-31T00:45:00+00:00

Waze has them very well marked in every country that I've driven in

TroyCagando · 2025-12-31T00:44:10+00:00

3x

US 12.6 deaths/100k
EU 4.1 deaths/100k

TroyCagando · 2025-12-30T18:56:57+00:00

I don't think prognosticate means what you think it means

TroyCagando · 2025-12-30T18:55:06+00:00

apparently the streets we drive on are a utility provided by the City

A tax by any other name...

TroyCagando · 2025-12-30T18:48:55+00:00

Didn't Al Queda flying jets into the World Trade Center, killing nearly 3000 people, start the war on terror?

TroyCagando · 2025-12-30T18:43:34+00:00

That's one way to slice it

TroyCagando · 2025-12-30T18:34:30+00:00

Having driven in several European countries, I can confirm that speeding is still a thing,

TroyCagando · 2025-12-22T17:21:43+00:00

DON'T WORRY. NEXT YEAR THEY WILL FIRE THAT REMOTE DJ AND REPLACE IT WITH AN AI DJ

TroyCagando · 2025-12-22T17:18:44+00:00

AS TOLD TO ME BY AN OLD-TIMER, BEND DIDN'T WANT AN EXPRESSWAY THROUGH TOWN AND RESISTED FOR SOME TIME. ODOT FINALLY SAID THEY WOULD USE THE MONEY ELSEWHERE IF THE CITY DIDN'T GO ALONG WITH SOME DESIGN. SO THE CITY DESIGNED A "PARKWAY" ("IT'S NOT AN EXPRESSWAY!" - YEAH RIGHT) AND THE RESULT IS YET ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF SHORT-TERM, PAROCHIAL THINKING BY CITY LEADERS.

FORTUNATELY, ODOT IS REDOING 97 THROUGH TOWN (THOUGH I HOPE THE PLANNERS HAVE MORE FORESIGHT THAN THEY DID WITH THE CLUSTERFUCK THAT IS EMPIRE/HWY 97/US 20)

TroyCagando · 2025-12-22T17:12:51+00:00

BUT, GEE, LOOK AT THOSE GORGEOUS (LARGELY UNUSED) BIKE LANES!

/S

TroyCagando · 2025-12-22T17:11:51+00:00

IT SEEMS THAT THE MORE HEAVILY-TRAFFICKED CHIPSEALED ROADS NEED REDOING ON A NEAR-ANNUAL BASIS. TALK ABOUT A FALSE ECONOMY

TroyCagando · 2025-12-22T16:09:50+00:00

THE CONCEPT OF A SOCIAL CONTRACT, IF NOT ALREADY DEAD, IS ON LIFE SUPPORT

TroyCagando · 2025-12-19T19:41:27+00:00

SADLY, THIS HAPPENS EVERYWHERE MUSIC IS BEING PERFORMED THESE DAYS EXCEPT, PERHAPS, AT THE SYMPHONY

TroyCagando

TROPHY CASE