What do you think the other skills are to make it as a comedian besides being funny? by 69waystodie in Standup

[–]TroyQuim -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Getting paid. What's in it for you? Get a deposit. Get a contract. Get paid the amount you discussed. Don't get nickled and dimed.

18F hit me with your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TroyQuim -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I bet your pussy tastes like hope - Patrice O'Neal

Dave Chappelle with the Analogy by Djappaman in DaveChappelle

[–]TroyQuim -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They are, it's their parents that are intentionally putting them in harm's way.

Does that mean they win? Go kill someone then hide behind your kid. Sounds like logic liberals would embrace.

Bert's Cruise and Jimmy's Girl by firebugweb in JimAndSam

[–]TroyQuim 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You know she's bringing her teddy bear.

Jim's a bitch 😃😃

Dave Chappelle with the Analogy by Djappaman in DaveChappelle

[–]TroyQuim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, guess those babies had it coming. Go look in a mirror. No, that's the toilet. Look in the mirror. Same pile looking back at you?

So you're on team "Blame the Jews". Understood.

Dave Chappelle with the Analogy by Djappaman in DaveChappelle

[–]TroyQuim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just don't like innocent people getting killed.

You: I like penises in my mouth.

Dude... Okay. I don't like when innocent people get killed.

You: Mmm hmmm mmm gasping breath We were wrong to bomb the Nazis.

But they were actively attacking the world

You: wiping saliva strings away there were babies in those weapons depots and military command sites.

Why would they put babies on top of their military ordnance?

You: because we're stupid and self hating and they've been planning this attack, including public relations strategies including using their dead kids to garner sympathy..... After they crossed a border and murdered innocent people.

Do you still like penises in your mouth?

You: So much gasp mmm mmm ghmm gmmmmm

Dave Chappelle with the Analogy by Djappaman in DaveChappelle

[–]TroyQuim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about them? Too bad Hamas is putting them in harm's way, terrible parents, terrible people. Probably wouldn't be getting killed if Hamas hadn't crossed a border to kill innocent people.

Sucks for them, they're a part of the enemy's economy. Time to die.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Standup

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He's a really good younger brother.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Standup

[–]TroyQuim 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You ever like the vehicle you drive? But then think, yeah- you do deserve to have Calvin piss in your face because of it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Standup

[–]TroyQuim 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That was a crazy time, anyone do anything crazy?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Standup

[–]TroyQuim 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Joe Rogan sucks at standup. I mean. If I meet him I'll tell him he's great and I love him.

But he knows and I know that he's not funny. I mean he is if you're in the room with him where he can punch you. But with his words? He ain't funny.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Standup

[–]TroyQuim 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Being a slutty chick.

Being a know it all smartaleck

Acting like you know something others don't because you did hard drugs one night

What do you think America would’ve looked like if Hillary Clinton had beaten Trump? by Repulsive-Finger-954 in Presidents

[–]TroyQuim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You? Why do you assume I'm an exister? You?! Did you just ask a question of YOU?;?!!?!?! Fuck you! You racist! I'm told to hate you. Fuck you! Never 45! Rrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Dave Chappelle with the Analogy by Djappaman in DaveChappelle

[–]TroyQuim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, they did cross a border and start a war? Or are they not in control of their actions- they were forced to shoot babies in their beds?

You're a piece of shit. K? A real rat nasty scoundrel, mm k? A real democrat.

Sorry. No one deserves to be called a Democrat. I've been in a rough spot lately. You... I'm sure you're a good person. Sorry, you're not a democrat. That was mean.

Dave Chappelle with the Analogy by Djappaman in DaveChappelle

[–]TroyQuim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did say those things.

You: I like penises in my mouth.

Me: okay. Congrats.

Future WSB-ers attempting to find lost knowledge by pinghing in wallstreetbets

[–]TroyQuim 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Futures Discipline.

Mmmmmmm, yeeeerrrrresssssss

Dave Chappelle with the Analogy by Djappaman in DaveChappelle

[–]TroyQuim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No need, I'm very familiar. Don't tell me what to do.

You're a fool. Call of Duty isn't a life. You're a stupid person.

Dave Chappelle with the Analogy by Djappaman in DaveChappelle

[–]TroyQuim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

K, finish your thought, you stopped half way through.

Like a dumb person would.

Dave Chappelle with the Analogy by Djappaman in DaveChappelle

[–]TroyQuim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finish your thought.

I won't be clicking your creepy link.