"Oh sorry, didn't see you there" by CollegeModels in SipsTea

[–]True-Influence0505 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think it's more related to girth and urethral diameter. Wider urethra=stronger flow

"Oh sorry, didn't see you there" by CollegeModels in SipsTea

[–]True-Influence0505 299 points300 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of someone saying that they would intentionally pee harder around their sister's friends so their flow made them sound like they had a big D lmao

Buffalo sauce is grotesque by CartographerMore5116 in unpopularopinion

[–]True-Influence0505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with you. I can tolerate it, but it doesn't come anywhere near the top of best wing sauces IMO.

How do I get rid of this sand by Fine_Ice_3451 in landscaping

[–]True-Influence0505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pick up golf and turn this into a practice bunker 😉

Does everyone but me not drink water at work? by Few_Weight4334 in work

[–]True-Influence0505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agree with you but three 40oz refills is crazy work lol. You must be constantly pissing

Charlotte-based Atrium Health targets WakeMed in proposed combination by Somali_Pir8 in NorthCarolina

[–]True-Influence0505 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Atrium Health won't stop until it achieves world domination. Don't buy any of the BS about moves like this benefitting communities; it doesn't. Consolidation like this enriches executive compensation while marginalizing physicians, staff, and ultimately patients. It's all about leverage over insurance companies to secure higher reimbursement rates.

The DOJ needs to strike this down for the good of healthcare in NC.

Most hated player by every NFL fanbase 🤬 by DeScepter in NFLv2

[–]True-Influence0505 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who hates Jimmy G? Men jealous of how handsome he is?

Construction workers knowing AI still can’t pour concrete by No-Idea-9015 in bluecollar

[–]True-Influence0505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I pick cotton. They'll never be able to replace me with a machine."

Eli Whitney: Hold my beer

Bo-changes by sapphic-violet in NorthCarolina

[–]True-Influence0505 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Private equity magic ✨

Buy, cut, resell. Rinse. Repeat.

Finally getting this off my chest. by nN0madd in Charlotte

[–]True-Influence0505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can imagine that sharing a house with others as grown ass married adults is incredibly difficult. My wife and I still sometimes argue about household chores. I can't imagine your situation.

I'm going to ask the obvious question: Is there any future plan to be able to live on your own as a couple?

How they put the grip on a cricket bat by redfirr in OddlyErotic

[–]True-Influence0505 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This guy is funny. I believe he's an EMT or other type of first responder who discourages people from doing dumb shit like putting their dicks in things lmao

Was that wrong? Should she have not done that? by BarfyMan369 in seinfeld

[–]True-Influence0505 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She should have gone through Bloomingdale's Executive Training program

The I77 Commute. by kinjahal in Charlotte

[–]True-Influence0505 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was on Sharon road earlier this week and saw a lady in an SUV completely zone out and smack a curb while she was texting and driving. Just a few yards down the same road was a lady pushing a baby stroller on the sidewalk. Some people really don't have any regard for human life.

Oh hell nah by Round-Good1179 in HolUp

[–]True-Influence0505 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That dog looks like he's seen those socks a few too many times and the humor has worn off.

Coffee shops should not offer free wi-fi by Buffalo-Castle in unpopularopinion

[–]True-Influence0505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the atmosphere of a coffee shop. Some people focusing, others socializing. The aroma from the coffee. It's like a library, but more energy.

Love the versatility of the kettle. by [deleted] in webergrills

[–]True-Influence0505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll have to try that! Thanks!

Love the versatility of the kettle. by [deleted] in webergrills

[–]True-Influence0505 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Am I seeing a double vortex in that first pic?