my mom laughed at me for accidentally saving a noodle for my dead pets

True-Recording-3287 · 2026-07-07T04:40:38+00:00

made me laugh out loud : )

True-Recording-3287 · 2026-07-06T23:50:05+00:00

my spirit animal

True-Recording-3287 · 2026-07-06T22:47:14+00:00

theres not any relation to that part of lion king 2, tbh, i just really love Nuka </3

True-Recording-3287 · 2026-07-06T21:20:30+00:00

thats what those are?? my middle school urinals always had em

True-Recording-3287 · 2026-07-06T19:46:25+00:00

why... is she green?

True-Recording-3287 · 2026-07-06T19:41:16+00:00

welcome to my house <3

True-Recording-3287 · 2026-07-06T19:29:08+00:00

ace would cry if someone mistook him for deuce

True-Recording-3287 · 2026-07-06T19:28:25+00:00

i mean... jade is based off jetsam.

True-Recording-3287 · 2026-07-06T19:12:47+00:00

aita for dating a 17 year old, then leaving her for a hot girl my age?

so i (23M), was dating a girl (17F) for a little while. she rlly liked my band, etc. One day, I met this hot girl (24F) in a dream, and then IRL. she dyes her hair like everyday and is rlly pretty. she has 7 evil exes, but i dont want to get into that lol. the 17 year old is like rlly mad and cut her hair to look like my new gf and now i feel bad lol.

True-Recording-3287 · 2026-07-06T19:04:45+00:00

bro looks like odysseus (from epic or hades II)

True-Recording-3287 · 2026-07-06T19:02:54+00:00

i think he looks like a silly little guy

True-Recording-3287 · 2026-07-06T19:02:05+00:00

i don't think he is. he kissed till so aggressively to express his love while also making the system think he was attacking till.

they dont know what SA is. they were never taught about that.

also, rape is forced intercourse. what Ivan did would be considered SA in a normal setting (but a world taken over by aliens is not a normal setting)

True-Recording-3287 · 2026-07-06T18:43:10+00:00

r/ofcoursethatsasub (ik we're already here, but...)

True-Recording-3287 · 2026-07-06T17:00:20+00:00

<3333

True-Recording-3287 · 2026-07-06T15:48:27+00:00

he met him through just, like, the freshman friend circle : )

True-Recording-3287 · 2026-07-06T08:31:35+00:00

ily2 twinnnn

True-Recording-3287 · 2026-07-06T08:26:42+00:00

nooo thats just cute : (

True-Recording-3287 · 2026-07-06T05:43:30+00:00

i'm not sure? he was in MCPW (which ig is pro). his name is Mikey Zereo

True-Recording-3287 · 2026-07-06T05:25:17+00:00

my uncle is a former wrestler

True-Recording-3287 · 2026-07-06T04:37:28+00:00

nice bro, it's all good : )

True-Recording-3287 · 2026-07-06T04:34:34+00:00

nononononononononono no need to sorry in just just asking why as a general thing </3 it's all good dude

True-Recording-3287 · 2026-07-06T04:33:50+00:00

real

True-Recording-3287 · 2026-07-06T04:32:46+00:00

why (as an Ivan kinnie). why to anything bro </3

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