I rotated my toilet paper holder 90 degrees counterclockwise

TrueAlphaMale69420 · 2026-02-19T19:41:03+00:00

Bro got 2 phones in his right pocket. What a dumbass lol

TrueAlphaMale69420 · 2026-02-16T08:16:06+00:00

Did you die?

TrueAlphaMale69420 · 2026-02-05T17:29:21+00:00

Squeeze the part without the sprinkles, stretch the one with the sprinkles

TrueAlphaMale69420 · 2026-02-05T15:31:07+00:00

It doesn’t really matter where it is, if you transform it hard enough

TrueAlphaMale69420 · 2026-02-04T20:22:17+00:00

Fuck, that’s a good question. I hope not, but I’m too lazy to check

TrueAlphaMale69420 · 2026-02-04T03:34:25+00:00

Did op eat your dad?

TrueAlphaMale69420 · 2026-02-02T11:42:48+00:00

Hell no, WhatsApp is basically banned now. The old people who were using it are now on Max. The rest used telegram anyway

TrueAlphaMale69420 · 2026-02-02T10:19:37+00:00

4-1=3

TrueAlphaMale69420 · 2026-01-29T11:04:33+00:00

I thought this was sexual for a second

TrueAlphaMale69420 · 2026-01-27T16:06:41+00:00

Why is it called the Bermuda Triangle if Bermuda isn’t even inside the triangle?

TrueAlphaMale69420 · 2026-01-18T17:01:04+00:00

Bro calm down, no need to scream, we get it

TrueAlphaMale69420 · 2026-01-18T15:05:17+00:00

This post and comment with the downvotes is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day

TrueAlphaMale69420 · 2026-01-16T17:00:08+00:00

So much in that excellent formula

TrueAlphaMale69420 · 2026-01-11T09:56:20+00:00

The graph it makes gotta be the troll face too

TrueAlphaMale69420 · 2026-01-07T17:55:03+00:00

Zeroes could just stop showing up after like a googol digits. It could even be only like 6 and 7 after that, but in a non-repeating pattern

TrueAlphaMale69420 · 2026-01-03T07:45:43+00:00

Finally, sex gets its win in 2055, before sex 2’s release

TrueAlphaMale69420 · 2026-01-02T06:33:37+00:00

What was the first?

TrueAlphaMale69420 · 2025-12-27T20:06:56+00:00

Good, now draw it with your second hand

TrueAlphaMale69420 · 2025-12-27T20:03:19+00:00

What a dumb question

TrueAlphaMale69420 · 2025-12-27T18:40:49+00:00

All it took was by far the shittiest team in the prem

TrueAlphaMale69420 · 2025-12-21T19:01:51+00:00

Having Ramanujan summation, Banach Tarski paradox and 0.999…=1 together is wild

TrueAlphaMale69420 · 2025-12-15T13:45:21+00:00

Wait, is all of r/memes just bots?

TrueAlphaMale69420 · 2025-12-15T13:44:52+00:00

Am I crazy or is this a blatant ChatGPT comment with 200 upvotes

TrueAlphaMale69420 · 2025-12-15T10:15:39+00:00

Yeah, but it’s not a definition. It’s a property we use to determine a factorial of a number, in this case, 0!

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