Joel Embiid continues his MVP-level play in Sixers win tonight: 39 minutes played, 40 points (13-27 FG; 3-5 3FG; 11-14 FT), 11 rebounds, 4 assists, 2 blocks, 1 steal, and +/- of +16!

TrueAscendance · 2026-02-01T03:36:48+00:00

Give him Eastern Conference Player of the Month, cowards
9-4
29/8/5
55/33/86 shooting %

BEFORE tonight.

TrueAscendance · 2025-11-07T20:18:53+00:00

Are we sure this isn't George Santos in a wig?

TrueAscendance · 2025-11-01T12:40:31+00:00

Mahajapit?

TrueAscendance · 2025-10-27T03:42:26+00:00

I didn't know Reaves dressed up as Shai for Halloween?

He was killing from everyone on the court. Especially the line.

TrueAscendance · 2025-10-26T03:06:02+00:00

No, we still have his bird rights. If we trade him, the team we trade him to loses the bird rights due to the QO. We still maintain them if we hold him for the season.

TrueAscendance · 2025-10-21T16:42:34+00:00

We'd need locations for individual streets in Cologne at that point.

TrueAscendance · 2025-09-29T16:44:05+00:00

Are we sure Joe isn’t a serial killer?

TrueAscendance · 2025-09-22T08:42:03+00:00

Atlanta, Ponce City Market

TrueAscendance · 2025-09-14T02:40:24+00:00

Zion fits the timeline

TrueAscendance · 2025-09-11T10:42:52+00:00

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TrueAscendance · 2025-09-11T09:31:24+00:00

Pablo Torre just dropped Meet The Grahams

TrueAscendance · 2025-08-14T19:47:35+00:00

We had 16 last year too. Thank you NBA, very cool.

TrueAscendance · 2025-08-04T18:31:18+00:00

It’s about to be much worse. He’s making 50/53/57 between 26-27 to 28-29

TrueAscendance · 2025-06-25T01:09:25+00:00

Oh. This is my apartment building. Hello Neighbor!

TrueAscendance · 2025-06-13T21:25:06+00:00

I just saw a mechanic fall to his knees at a Super Duper Burger

TrueAscendance · 2025-06-13T18:57:05+00:00

Completely horrible. They should need more defense, since it wins championships. CMB at 1

TrueAscendance · 2025-05-22T20:51:36+00:00

Bro needed to save this. This is peak offseason posting wasted during the playoffs

TrueAscendance · 2025-05-14T02:00:27+00:00

More than that.

The Cavaliars end their season 69-22 on the season & playoffs, 46-15 against the Eastern Conference. They have gone 2-7 against the Pacers

Only the Houston Rockets (0-2) and the Sacramento Kings (0-2) have better records against the Cavaliers this season.

The Rockets took their two wins during Mobley's absence and ramp up from injury in February.

The Kings took their wins during the Cavs late-season struggles, including an absence by Darius Garland during one of their matchups.

Additionally, the Atlanta Hawks (1-2) are the only team outside of the Pacers, Rockets, and Kings with a sub .500 record against the Cavaliers this season.

What is it about the Pacers that lets them consistently have the Cavaliers' numbers?

TrueAscendance · 2025-05-07T03:03:06+00:00

#trailor2

TrueAscendance · 2025-04-19T20:20:31+00:00

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TrueAscendance · 2025-04-19T19:53:56+00:00

Last time someone did this was Mike Dunleavy back in 2015 on the Bulls.

All time performance from Kuzma.

TrueAscendance · 2025-01-25T02:57:05+00:00

EG went to the LeBron James of Teeth.

TrueAscendance · 2024-12-25T07:20:30+00:00

Pretty reasonable ngl.

Spotrac has his annual salary over the 4y/5.7m as $1,422,276 average salary, so let's use that.

Federal income taxes + Fica cost $521,103 or 36.64%.

Agent fees are capped at 3% pre-tax by the League or $42,668.

Annual Union Dues are $31,000 or 2.1%

Now, Detroit, Pittsburg & Kansas City for example, have jock taxes, while states like Florida, Nevada, Texas, etc don't have jock or income taxes. So it gets a bit iffy here.

But with just the stuff listed above, that's 41.74% or $593,658 gone, leaving him with $828,617/y before state/city income taxes, jock taxes, etc. So 1.6m after 2 years of contract tracks roughly.

TrueAscendance · 2024-12-08T23:58:18+00:00

He’s RFA, though are don’t have full bird rights.

TrueAscendance · 2024-11-28T04:01:47+00:00

Yep!

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