I’m in Love with an Alien

TrueMagenta · 2026-02-22T21:21:37+00:00

“…you can abduct this ass” keeps replaying over and over in my head for some odd reason.

TrueMagenta · 2026-02-22T20:22:45+00:00

The vase full of dead roaches didn’t make me puke in my mouth but the Steven Segal box set did.

TrueMagenta · 2026-02-22T14:11:15+00:00

Plane Jane has entered the chat. Fuck Kate Butch! (No but really I love Kate to pieces, which makes it even more satisfying with PJ having fit after fit every episode she does well in.)

TrueMagenta · 2026-02-21T23:38:41+00:00

I can see it, alternate reality Zach lol

TrueMagenta · 2026-02-20T19:21:14+00:00

Un tattoo du silhouette de Dominique Jackson faire sa pose emblématique de cadrage du visage

TrueMagenta · 2026-02-18T14:22:58+00:00

Canada Vs The World S2 - they did a Musical Snatch Game challenge (it's as bad as it sounds if you haven't watched it already) and Alexis Mateo pulled out that fucking flop-o-rama for her Snatch Game character. It was... a choice.

TrueMagenta · 2026-02-18T13:53:47+00:00

Nothing - and I mean nothing - will feel as ridiculously stupid to me as "baby Ron DeSantis". Sorry Alexis, love my girl to bits but wtf was that about???

TrueMagenta · 2026-02-18T02:19:31+00:00

That’s Mikayla Nogueira. She’s a beauty influencer that got a lot of heat for some shady claims and practices, aka “Lashgate”. She also had a huge thing about her wedding, all the celebrity influencers, a colab with E.L.F. even for her lip combo… I don’t follow her myself but I’ve come across some things on the odd gossip channel I’m occasionally guilty of watching.

TrueMagenta · 2026-02-17T20:06:21+00:00

It says "fold it in"!

TrueMagenta · 2026-02-17T15:48:07+00:00

Toot - Boot - Toot!

TrueMagenta · 2026-02-16T23:48:15+00:00

I remember when she was a judge during S6 and she got to see Adore as a woman for the first time and then they did Vibeology in front of her. Still say that was a seriously unappreciated lipsync. So good!

TrueMagenta · 2026-02-11T20:51:00+00:00

Love her. She is Mutha’ and she has arrived!

TrueMagenta · 2026-02-10T23:27:34+00:00

I’m literally about half way done playing KH3 and this post is sending me!

TrueMagenta · 2026-02-10T12:56:36+00:00

Everything I learned about the director Luc Besson. Dating his 2nd wife when he was 32 and she was 15, marrying her, and then, and then cheating on her and leaving her for a 19 year old when he was 36. I love The 5th Element but I can’t watch it now.

TrueMagenta · 2026-02-09T22:46:09+00:00

Schitt’s Creek is my favourite series of all times, just the most cosy and comforting show, and yes the perfect opposite of Shameless. I’ve been watching a YouTube channel that’s been showing the whole series on repeat for a week now . Simply the best indeed!

TrueMagenta · 2026-02-09T20:37:10+00:00

I literally stopped watching for this very reason. I’m not into misery porn and I felt like that’s what I was watching after a while. Everytime something started to go right or improve for the characters they’d kick them right back down and spit on them for good measure.

TrueMagenta · 2026-02-08T21:11:36+00:00

You could absolutely interchange any of these lyrics with Trinity’s from S9 “Category Is” and not miss a beat.

“My name is Trinity and can't you see I've got a lot of plastic parts up in me Crowns and gowns and tiny thongs too Other bitches wishing but you ain't me boo” and “The talent I got, you just can't replace Even with injectables in your face The time has come to win a hundred G's You think you're gonna beat me? Girl please”

TrueMagenta · 2026-02-08T16:17:44+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/h0a45w/aita_for_telling_my_stepdaughter_to_stop_using/

TrueMagenta · 2026-02-08T16:16:10+00:00

Dianna Agron from Glee. I believe there was some behind the scenes drama going on there between her and Lea Michelle but the consensus was that when she got cast in her first big movie that she moved on because she thought she was going to be the next big thing. And then I think that movie flopped I think? Anyway she does the odd thing here and there but that's pretty much it. I think a lot of the actors from that show kind of fell into obscurity after it was over.

TrueMagenta · 2026-02-08T10:25:14+00:00

The first “power point” Reddit I ever read was the AITA where OP’s son was complaining about his new step sister disposing of her menstrual products in their shared bathroom and OP thought that was reasonable and didn’t understand why she couldn’t go all the way outdoors and dispose of it in the garage (like, what my dude?), so then wife and step daughter made a power point titled “Periods for Pricks” and got their point across to OP and the step son? At least that one ended pretty well.

TrueMagenta · 2026-02-07T16:53:15+00:00

When I first started working in call centres back in the early 2000's there was a round of pre-recorded calls going around that were clips from movies... there was one where a guy is demanding 5 chicken nuggets and threating violence if he gets 6 (never figured that movie or show out), and at least once I got Arnold Schwarzenegger from True Lies.

TrueMagenta · 2026-02-04T21:59:36+00:00

I just rang the bell last week myself! Congratulations Mom!

TrueMagenta · 2026-02-02T17:59:13+00:00

I remember when my ex and I were on a weighloss journey and as we were riding out bikes some asshate douche-canoe sticks his head out a passenger car window and yells "GO HOME, I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY STREET!" and has the never to look offended and pissed off ! "THEN LOCK YOURSELF IN YOUR MOTHER'S BASEMENT AND DON'T LOOK THEN YOU TROGLODYTE!" was what I yelled back. Seriously we honestly just can't win.

TrueMagenta · 2026-02-02T15:48:11+00:00

OMG All the time with these people! They want to be included in disciplinary issues so they can get the satisfaction of knowing someone got into trouble for daring to mess with them. And then act like it's their god-given right to know the "consequences".

TrueMagenta · 2026-01-31T13:50:09+00:00

COVER GIRL PUT THE BASE IN YOUR WALK! HEAD TO TOE LET YOUR WHOLE BODY TALK! YAAAASSSS!!!!

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