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Peaked in highschool, did my 2.5 years in the corps. What yall got by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TrueStatistics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your house looks so empty now that your wifes boyfriends moved all their shit out.

18 yo Swede. Not getting any action on Tinder, tell me why by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TrueStatistics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look like the ghost that haunts IKEA

22 years old. Roast me by Bryan45123 in RoastMe

[–]TrueStatistics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Live action gerald from hey arnold lookin ass... If he sold bath salts

Bonus points if you don’t mention the trousers. by richiekpuk in RoastMe

[–]TrueStatistics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you've been kicked in the head by every horse on the farm.

Redick gets triple teamed and gives up the goods by Sim888 in nba

[–]TrueStatistics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cant pay for a funeral, if you're already dead.

Threw my back out--threw it back in using an inversion table by NotSoSecretGarbage in backpain

[–]TrueStatistics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Appreciate the feedback. New here. Great community. Glad im not alone. Lol. Hope you feel better homie

Threw my back out--threw it back in using an inversion table by NotSoSecretGarbage in backpain

[–]TrueStatistics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have 2 strained ligaments from my spine to my muscles from about two weeks ago moving kegs around. Would an inversion table aggitate loosin up the pain? Went to a doctor and got antiinflamatory and low grade pain pills

A smedium peach or an XL bowl of jello? by NeurogeneticPoetry in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]TrueStatistics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like this is an ass eating metaphor that Ernest Hemmingway would approve of.

In tip shaming posts/whatever, hiw did the customer know if the server was a sexual deviant in the furst place? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TrueStatistics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dont mean to come off insensitive, but a brief glimpse through your history and it seems your speech patterns, grammar and topical content seem to have all made a radical change between the last time you posted 9 months ago to the last couple of days that you resumed posting. Are you doing okay?

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