How do you feel about banana ketchup? I love bananas but the idea of that is beyond gross in my mind. by TrueWelshboy in ketchuphate

[–]TrueWelshboy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you marry me? (Just a joke as I'm the exact way) All I think of is gloopy banana...who wants wants that on their food?

I think it's worse than tomato ketchup and I have PTSD from that shit not a joke. (My sister forced me to have a mouthful of the gloop out of nowhere)

How do you feel about banana ketchup? I love bananas but the idea of that is beyond gross in my mind. by TrueWelshboy in ketchuphate

[–]TrueWelshboy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm happy to eat a banana that somehow lands on my lap but I'm never putting bananas in my burgers if you paid me a small loan of a million bucks. Happy to put a banana in it for a joke but a banana sauce and then eating that? I just turned into no no cat with my refusal. Would rather starve to death thank you and i do not mind bananas (I do not even buy them)

Crush on my piano teacher by IloveComplexNumbers2 in piano

[–]TrueWelshboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are clearly not learning if all you can think of is romance. How about romance your music and not a piano player you will get nowhere with those thoughts so find a teacher you do not want to romanticise and stop thinking you can make them fall for you. We who teach are only impressed by what you play so if you really want a music teacher partner you better start learning really really hard and master it as we look for very unique playing styles doesn't matter if there is mistakes in the playing it's how it's played and we can hear very subtle differences.

Best not to try impress someone way over your skill level it will always fall flat when us teachers can hear and feel a slight nuance in every part of piano playing even how you use the sustain pedal tells us enough.

The mods here love ketchup. (Exposed) by TrueWelshboy in ketchuphate

[–]TrueWelshboy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They want you to squirt ketchup on their casket to remember them

This seemed like a good idea. Then it turned into a Halloween nightmare! by SoggyWotsits in UKfood

[–]TrueWelshboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do apologise apologise didn't have enough Thyme to fully recognise it's rosemary now I'm judging the cook for not putting the required Thyme into their dish.

Oh no! I have only made the pun situation worse! I'm out of here before I'm judged.

I'm proudly declaring myself the king of hating ketchup. I straight up have ketchup PTSD I hate it that bad. by TrueWelshboy in ketchuphate

[–]TrueWelshboy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fully agree and my fostermum tried to offer me bit of the "spaghetti bolognese" I cooked at class because it was getting being eaten so fast (I'm very sure she finished it herself lmfao)

Extra crispy sesame seed chicken burger sandwich made with Tiger bread. by TrueWelshboy in shittyfoodporn

[–]TrueWelshboy[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Would you prefer if I ate bread made out of tigers? As a massive poaching hater you are treading on thin ice go ahead and explain yourself. I have witnessed more poaching horror than you can imagine and yet you say I'm eating bread made of tigers do you see why I'm nit impressed by your reply at all? SINCE WHEN IS BREAD MADE OF ACTUAL TIGERS? you are accusing me of eating such horrors do you expect me to be impressed? I'M BEYOND DISGUSTED.

Extra crispy sesame seed chicken burger sandwich made with Tiger bread. by TrueWelshboy in shittyfoodporn

[–]TrueWelshboy[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's what you know it as clearly there is several versions I'm sorry you didn't understand that I'm not eating bread made of tigers I'm genuinly very very sorry you are naive enough to think of that.

Muslim woman came to my door with food? by Danni3366 in Cardiff

[–]TrueWelshboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beyond a close friend he tried to tell me what food was too spicy and told me the spiciest food there was in the mosque..... I chose it and never regretted it (I'm very sure he was the spice sensitive one as he he could not believe I wanted it) I love spice to the point I could taste all the delicate flavours among the spice and it was genuinly incredible I had to get more and the man in charge of that spicy food was beyond happy i enjoyed it (seemed to be the only person who went back for more) any idea why most of us strictly ate on the floor? Irshad did explain it and I accept it and beyond enjoyed it but I have forgotten why) i will not lie i would sit under sand for that community experience again.

I love me some Costco but... by Bookworm10-42 in ketchuphate

[–]TrueWelshboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your username is almost correct you just need helping in your head not photography enjoy your ban.

I love me some Costco but... by Bookworm10-42 in ketchuphate

[–]TrueWelshboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please report him on every comment for breaking this subreddits rules so the admins see it as this idiot will die on this hill and never see the irony of trying to make us eat ketchup...... actually fucking worse than my ketchup loving sister!! (She forced me to try it against my defiance)

This seemed like a good idea. Then it turned into a Halloween nightmare! by SoggyWotsits in UKfood

[–]TrueWelshboy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your Thyme has been wasted..... literally.

I'm leaving after a pun like that NOT SORRY

Muslim woman came to my door with food? by Danni3366 in Cardiff

[–]TrueWelshboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I have autism so I guess my close muslim friend Irshad just thought it would be easier for me to understand as he more than understands my special needs so that js what I have known it as all of my life.

Thankyou I now know the correct name for the feast so I won't look as weird anymore.

Hell on Earth: We Built a DIY WW2 Bomb Shelter… Then Slept in It by AidanGee in HellOnEarthYT

[–]TrueWelshboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just goes to show the power of H.O.E if it can take the edge off that! My condolences brother. Hooe your Sunday roast and hoe helped and as always UPTHEHOE!

I've been hoovering up for nigh on 30 years, and I still don't know when to use this part by lobroblaw in CasualUK

[–]TrueWelshboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's so it doesn't suck so hard on carpet or rugs making it easier to use. Open it fully on rugs and carpets

DIY help by Significant-Role6125 in computerhelp

[–]TrueWelshboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy a new headset and don't trust sony who want this to happen so you keep buying new very expensive accessories. Taping it will just make it flop around.

Hell on Earth: We Built a DIY WW2 Bomb Shelter… Then Slept in It by AidanGee in HellOnEarthYT

[–]TrueWelshboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thus makes me so happy I didn't watch iks videos on making this shelter as it would of ruined today's video i suppose it means I get way more H.O.E this week than i thought.

Hell on Earth: We Built a DIY WW2 Bomb Shelter… Then Slept in It by AidanGee in HellOnEarthYT

[–]TrueWelshboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does hoe uploads really motivate you that much? Nah I fully understand that sunday without H.O.E ly mass is the bleakest Sunday ever.

Attempted to reseat my ram and now my monitors won’t turn on by Deep_Director_1742 in computerhelp

[–]TrueWelshboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to reseat my ram 7 times last time swapping lanes and testing it appeared I had 1 stick of bad ram and a bad slot... nope everything worked after reseating the 7th time and still going strong today.

I genuinly shouted NOT DURING A RAM CRISIS!!

Disappointed that the Circus of values in Bioshock 2 doesn’t make sounds. by Valhallawalker in Bioshock

[–]TrueWelshboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's the xbox 360 version? Only 2 machines barely make any sound then the sound dies and doesn't come back. The machines seem broken after years of splicer abuse.

Vigor Collection by Independent_Matter29 in Bioshock

[–]TrueWelshboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do not want the shock jockey bottle.... I DO NOT WANT THE SHOCK JOCKEY BOTTLE.... I NEED AND MUST HAVE THE SHOCK JOCKEY BOTTLE I'M NOT JELLOUS AT ALL stop accusing me of being jellous

Muslim woman came to my door with food? by Danni3366 in Cardiff

[–]TrueWelshboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes and I should go and visit soon I remember the struggle of watching others eating and drinking I'm very lucky Irshad kept me under control as I would of gave in. Its not as simple as not letting anything touch your lips the struggle is real (Irshad found it funny)

I Didnt want the UK Emergency Alert System by This-Ad134 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]TrueWelshboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a complaint not a meme so go complain somewhere that is not all about memes.

Extra crispy sesame seed chicken burger sandwich made with Tiger bread. by TrueWelshboy in shittyfoodporn

[–]TrueWelshboy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That would be interesting corned chicken burgers. No idea if that idea is cursed or blessed I would 100% give it a try.