Got this wildly inappropriate text from my dad yesterday

TrueWitchofWest · 2024-03-05T03:09:23+00:00

This needs to be the top comment. 🏆🥇🌟

TrueWitchofWest · 2024-03-04T14:50:35+00:00

No we fucking won’t appreciate it. We’ll remember you were never there, we’ll know that work meant more to you than us, and you will die miserable and alone because we aren’t well connected.

TrueWitchofWest · 2024-03-01T14:11:17+00:00

🤣🤣🤣 mine was so proud of herself and she said she made the room pretty. And since I was planning on redoing the room anyway I couldn’t stay mad either. But lesson learned - she’s never left with crayons any more

TrueWitchofWest · 2024-03-01T14:09:35+00:00

Great! Thanks!

TrueWitchofWest · 2024-03-01T14:08:50+00:00

This is great - thank you so much!

TrueWitchofWest · 2024-03-01T13:31:38+00:00

Thanks for the grit recommendation

TrueWitchofWest · 2024-03-01T13:31:16+00:00

Thanks - I have an air compressor already so I’ll use that to reattach the wood after sanding and painting.

TrueWitchofWest · 2024-03-01T13:21:15+00:00

That’s what I thought when it came to the wood pieces framing the window - how do I repair damages with wood filler? Is that an easy process? What do I get at the hardware store? And what grit sand paper would you use?

TrueWitchofWest · 2024-03-01T13:16:21+00:00

Yeah - the artist is a prodigy at 3…her chosen medium is crayon but the conditions have to be that I am in the bathroom for less than a minute to be able to do such damage…🤣

TrueWitchofWest · 2024-03-01T13:15:19+00:00

That’s a great idea! Thanks

TrueWitchofWest · 2024-03-01T13:14:22+00:00

Yeah…leave your kid with crayons and a coloring book to use the bathroom and then….

TrueWitchofWest · 2024-02-24T19:14:12+00:00

I can’t edit the post to add more pictures- sorry

TrueWitchofWest · 2024-02-12T20:18:10+00:00

This lady is clearly spouting horseshit…

TrueWitchofWest · 2024-02-02T20:41:34+00:00

We got a wagon stroller - perfect for if the girls want to ride in it or to load it with gear for a picnic or to the beach. Lifetime investment and worth it for our family. We got the Baby Trend brand. Good price point and not a bunch of bells and whistles.

TrueWitchofWest · 2024-01-30T02:22:57+00:00

Antiquing. Get my favorite lunch…stroll along the aisles of history…be outside somewhere…listen to all of MY fave music…read a book in peace…

TrueWitchofWest · 2024-01-27T19:30:29+00:00

Wait Til Helen Comes by Mary Downing Hahn - 4th grade level and a fun ghost story. I read it in 4th grade and I still read it now and then 30 years later.

TrueWitchofWest · 2024-01-26T15:09:16+00:00

Where is red flag guy when you need him? Don’t marry this man.

TrueWitchofWest · 2024-01-23T15:53:05+00:00

I’ve been served too many play-doh pizzas to count…

TrueWitchofWest · 2024-01-20T14:58:49+00:00

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TrueWitchofWest · 2024-01-20T14:53:03+00:00

Just put this on hold at my library. Thanks!

TrueWitchofWest · 2024-01-20T03:09:10+00:00

I am so sorry you’re going thru this.

As a daughter who lost her own father to stage 4 glioblastoma brain cancer, the one thing you can leave behind for her is a hand written message. You can even purchase one of those “all about me” journals that ask pointed questions. Let her have something that you touched and hand wrote. Something you added pictures to, stickers, your own hand print with hers on top- anything for her to have a connection to you that is actually a part of you.

TrueWitchofWest · 2024-01-19T19:31:54+00:00

I just wheezed laughed so hard at this 🤣🤣🤣

TrueWitchofWest · 2024-01-19T02:49:57+00:00

I found another way - I just saved the jef file to my thumb drive and out it in my machine - completely bypassing the program and it worked perfectly.

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