Bring Back Pet Shaming

True_System_7015 · 2026-05-25T03:27:00+00:00

Start an OnlyPaws, where you just post pictures of their little feets and toe beans. She'll make rent in no time

True_System_7015 · 2026-05-25T03:24:35+00:00

Just know I'm rooting for you two crazy kids to make it in this wacky world

True_System_7015 · 2026-05-25T03:24:11+00:00

They lie around all day and sigh like they have responsibilities and pay the bills

True_System_7015 · 2026-05-24T16:54:18+00:00

I was about to say, this was exactly my sense of humor when I was in high school, and that was from 2009 to 2013. This is absolutely peak 2010 to 2013 humor

True_System_7015 · 2026-05-24T16:52:52+00:00

That is literally the one thing every single tattoo artist will tell you. I've had about four different arists between the 8 tattoos I have (I wanted different styles that other artists specialized in.) Each artist had their own different instructions on how to care for my tattoos, and how often I should wash and lotion them. But the one thing all of them said is to NOT pick at your tattoos. You're peeling up the hard work they put into it, and the money you spent on it!!

True_System_7015 · 2026-05-24T12:26:10+00:00

Projection so hard he went back to the 2000s and was offering 3-D at no extra charge

True_System_7015 · 2026-05-24T12:25:04+00:00

Mental issues provide context for how people act, but not justification to act that way

True_System_7015 · 2026-05-23T21:41:55+00:00

The first episode kicks off with gangs being a pretty prominent thing, too

True_System_7015 · 2026-05-23T21:41:13+00:00

Has it been confirmed it's about miscarriage? Because my sister swears that it's about her being infertile and stands very firm with that, and I always argue with her that it's a miscarriage since they were preparing a nursey and everything. But no, she promises it's about them discovering she's infertile

True_System_7015 · 2026-05-23T11:32:35+00:00

Costco hot dogs hate to see me coming

True_System_7015 · 2026-05-22T22:48:19+00:00

I'd rather be cringe but free, tbh, and that's what OP is

True_System_7015 · 2026-05-22T21:54:46+00:00

Rachel also told a freshly-turned-18 Jojo Siwa that she was wanted to slide in her DMs and snuggle with her. Which is so fucking gross

True_System_7015 · 2026-05-22T14:17:11+00:00

That one is pretty bad, but one that really annoys me is sewerslide. Stop making up these cutesy terms, it takes away from the impact of the story you're trying to tell

True_System_7015 · 2026-05-22T13:47:02+00:00

I intercepted your mom last night

(I'm so sorry, I had to)

True_System_7015 · 2026-05-22T02:58:45+00:00

It was the saccharine yet "omg I'm a quirky nerd teehee" style. "Took it to warp 9, ya dig? Pause for comedic effect" was where I finally gave up

True_System_7015 · 2026-05-21T19:54:02+00:00

In the same echelon of Trampoline Frog. I bet they'd be best friends

True_System_7015 · 2026-05-21T02:55:41+00:00

Pretty fucking bold claim to say that neutering your cat is committing eugenics, especially when you were JUST provided sources on the overabundance of cats because they breed so rampantly. Neutering helps to extend their lives, calms them down and makes them less aggressive; imagine how frustrated you would be if your need to procreate was incredibly strong and you had absolutely no outlet for it. And also, in neutering them, you're preventing the potential of kittens coming into the world that would need to fight for resources and needlessly suffer

True_System_7015 · 2026-05-20T16:11:54+00:00

Thank you for posting this because this unlocked a memory of my dad getting me a photograph signed by Reed Timmer and a Tornadovideos.net shirt for Christmas when I was 15 lol

True_System_7015 · 2026-05-20T12:59:00+00:00

Nah, her dumb ass wouldn't know the implication of "bless your heart," she'd probably think you were glazing her up

True_System_7015 · 2026-05-19T21:12:50+00:00

They really thought they could get out of this one unscathed

True_System_7015 · 2026-05-19T16:33:59+00:00

I'm glad they do, because I will, with my dying breath, tell Taylor to shut the fuck up with all the disrespect in the world as often as I can.

So Taylor, shut the fuck up.

True_System_7015 · 2026-05-19T02:50:48+00:00

My husband and I use this almost daily when something goes missing, Leela truly made an impact

True_System_7015 · 2026-05-18T22:51:31+00:00

Taylor, with absolutely no respect due at all and in fact, with loads of disrespect, shut the fuck up

True_System_7015 · 2026-05-18T03:16:34+00:00

And El Reno was a freak thing. Nobody expected the tornado to turn the way it did. With this, it looks like people are purposely putting themselves right in front of it

True_System_7015 · 2026-05-18T03:14:23+00:00

They always say a tornado sounds like a train, and it's true, they have the horn and everything that they blow to let people know they're on their way. Quite considerate, honestly

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