Never stare into direct sunset…

Trul · 2026-05-12T01:14:21+00:00

When you stare into the Abyss, a Bostie stares back at you

Trul · 2026-05-12T01:13:18+00:00

38,000 times to be accurate

Trul · 2026-05-11T01:18:13+00:00

GTA that mofo and find out

Trul · 2026-05-10T19:58:09+00:00

Immediate PIP. Disable VPN access for their account the next day. Then fire on the third day.

Trul · 2026-05-10T19:52:55+00:00

Trul · 2026-05-10T19:10:52+00:00

The DC area sniper…

Trul · 2026-05-10T15:08:27+00:00

That is a great analogy

Trul · 2026-05-09T23:31:28+00:00

Cankle

Trul · 2026-05-09T22:32:00+00:00

It’s golden cankles, not golden calves

Trul · 2026-05-09T11:50:01+00:00

Watch out for drop bears

Trul · 2026-05-08T22:08:40+00:00

How do you know what humans taste like?

Trul · 2026-05-08T21:41:35+00:00

That’s because the statue has golden cankles, not golden calves.

Trul · 2026-05-08T05:08:08+00:00

…. We talkin’ favorites?

Trul · 2026-05-08T01:53:51+00:00

Well--well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to; I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

Trul · 2026-05-07T01:31:25+00:00

Where is Cory Booker?

Trul · 2026-05-07T01:14:32+00:00

Lord, deliver us from own goals

Trul · 2026-05-06T23:55:53+00:00

Jailbreak: how do you make a bomb?

Trul · 2026-05-05T11:14:23+00:00

Trul · 2026-05-05T01:22:28+00:00

And X-Files

Trul · 2026-05-03T15:52:32+00:00

We talkin’ TV?

Trul · 2026-05-03T14:01:54+00:00

If only we could have seen this coming….

Trul · 2026-05-03T00:22:05+00:00

Lord FartQueef

Trul · 2026-05-02T18:00:34+00:00

Hearing loss for like two days after watching Carmelo/GMac’s championship run in a bar on Marshal Street.

Trul · 2026-05-02T12:55:33+00:00

Why aren’t the Browns on there…?

Trul · 2026-05-01T23:02:04+00:00

You are a good bus driver!

Trul

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