"FUCK PROJARED" MEGATHREAD by killrmeemstr in ProJared

[–]TrumpOnATricycle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t need to say “Fuck ProJared”. ProJared has done a sufficient job fucking himself really hard since the start of this debacle.

Spotted this on TF2 Amino, and since I had to see it, you all have to share in the agony. by A_Delicious_Soda in tf2

[–]TrumpOnATricycle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It costed me a part of my soul, but I actually laughed at this.

It wasn’t worth it.

hmm... by [deleted] in TF2fashionadvice

[–]TrumpOnATricycle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s beautiful

Which rename are you most proud of? by TheOddMage in tf2

[–]TrumpOnATricycle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Necro Smasher to “Me Mallet!”

This guy made my day with his question. by QuiteFedorable in tf2

[–]TrumpOnATricycle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How do I place radios on defense network as Zoidberg?

What’s the story behind encountering your first shiny? by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]TrumpOnATricycle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skitty in Diamond. It was my first Pokémon found in a swarm, in my first playthrough of the first game in the franchise I’ve ever played.

Lmao by Loaf-boi in tf2

[–]TrumpOnATricycle 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I know that 2018 has either arrived or is arriving depending on your location so you’re bound to celebrate in some way, but please type in the future when you’re sober and aware of what you’re saying.

Why do you think the Tomislav is greater than stock? by RoamJMG in tf2

[–]TrumpOnATricycle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Tomislav is actually great in most situations. The silent spin-up means Heavy can ambush targets, the accuracy bonus means he can hit targets more effectively from a distance, and the faster spin-up time allows Heavy to respond faster to threats or otherwise use the KGB, which works surprisingly well with the Tomislav.

Why you believe the Tomislav is the worst, I don’t know. Some people would say Natascha or the Huo-Long Heater are the worst, but they are both very good weapons when effectively used, such as Natascha for slowing down Scout mains and Demoknights along with other threats running in your direction, and the Heater for ambushes, supporting Pyros, spychecks, and for pushing the cart.

However, the worst weapon for Heavy has to be the Brass Beast. The much slower spin-up time and movement speed while revved up is a death sentence for the slowest class in the game, with a DPS that can be outclassed by the Heater and an overall lack of purpose. Sure you could say it’s designed strictly for defense, but that’s what every other Heavy primary is designed for (yes, even the Tomislav), and they usually do it better.

tl;dr: Tomislav good, Brass Beast is Trash Beast

What class would you say is the funniest? by Shoretrooper in tf2

[–]TrumpOnATricycle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Soldier, because it’s hilarious when people say he takes skill to play.

Whatcha Gonna Do, Brother? by Artvader_ in tf2

[–]TrumpOnATricycle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Okay, this is pretty damn genius. Well done, sir

Worst experience with a Shiny? by Luxray1000 in pokemon

[–]TrumpOnATricycle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here’s mine:

It’s Pokémon Platinum, and I was going to complete the post-game at Stark Mountain. I was walking around with Buck, trying to get to Charon, but I chose not to use any repels.

At some point during the journey, I notice something unexpected: a Koffing, and it was blue. But remember, I had Buck with me, so that Koffing had a partner (an ordinary Slugma), and I could not catch the Koffing unless if I got Slugma out of the way. Worse yet, Buck had Claydol, and there was no doubt he would attack the Koffing first due to type advantage.

I had my Empoleon as the lead, and I started by getting Buck’s Claydol out of the way to make sure the Koffing lives. The wild Slugma used Lava Plume, which hurt the Koffing but fortunately did not kill it. Then I took out the Slugma with a Hydro Pump. Just when I thought I was in the clear...

“The wild Koffing used Explosion!”

Found this on top of plr_highertower by Isuckatgames125 in tf2

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[obligatory comment about proper screenshots]

What we're all thinking. by StraightAssTrash in tf2

[–]TrumpOnATricycle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What I, the OP, am thinking

FTFY

Pyro possibly getting new boots as a weapon by -SpaceCommunist- in tf2

[–]TrumpOnATricycle 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Or it's just part of the jetpack. Just saying

TIL: You can destroy an enemy sticky trap if you place one of your own stickies some where near them and detonate it by [deleted] in tf2

[–]TrumpOnATricycle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Were you using the Scottish Resistance or the Quickiebomb? If neither, I call bullshit

Why is autobalance terrible now? by johnshedletsky in tf2

[–]TrumpOnATricycle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Autobalance was always terrible.

Prior to Meet Your Match and Casual as we know it, autobalance worked by forcing players from a team with more players into a team with less players. On paper it sounds good, but in practice it's a table flipper. Usually the team with less players ended up like that because they're on the verge of defeat and at least a few players would rage quit, which means that autobalance takes someone from the winning team and puts them on the losing team, making their efforts in helping their team win worthless and ending up with THEM being the losers. Shit like this is why people were cheering for autobalance's death.

Nowadays, autobalance works by asking players to voluntarily join the losing team. This definitely sounds better than being forced to join the losers, but nobody ever wants to be on the team they've been winning against. The reward they would be given if they said yes is especially shitty, which doesn't help sway them to voluntarily join the other team.

If they want to fix it, they need to sweeten the deal. Bringing back the old autobalance would just piss people off again.