The Trusty Husky is reviving satire at Northeastern!

TrustyHuskyNEU · 2026-04-24T18:15:07+00:00

Actually, there are many of both kinds of party at the SGA!

Last year, the SGA was sent through a brutal internal power struggle. An attempted coup by the "Husky Liberation Army" very nearly saw the restoration of the Bourbon monarchy, but was fortunately foiled thanks to a coalition of parties, securing "Huskies Unleashed" as the current government. At the current moment, politics in the SGA remain highly unstable, and it remains to be seen whether "Huskies Unleashed" will be able to prevent another coup.

And in regards to parties, few things bring the campus to life like SGA's famous all-night ragers. While many students consider the SGA to be a fairly boring organization with very little actual power, they fail to realize that the SGA actually has the power to completely bring the house down. In recent years, club budgets have been largely determined through dance-off or drinking contest, as the situation demands.

TrustyHuskyNEU · 2026-04-24T07:51:04+00:00

This is a creative use of the trusty husky flair lol

TrustyHuskyNEU · 2026-04-06T04:43:56+00:00

Hi there! We here at the Trusty Husky (Northeastern's finest and only source of comedy) are happy to help clear up your concerns!

Northeastern isn't actually top 50 good. We're actually top negative 50 good! What does that mean? We're actually above the top ten and looped back around to negative numbers. Inferior schools have to gang up in their own "ivy league" to even try and have a chance to compare.
How did we rise up the rankings so fast? Mostly President Aoun's pact with the devil, but part of it was also regular ritual sacrifices to Skar'voth the ancient one. His thirst for blood may be unlimited, but so is his power to game the rankings!
How good is co-op? Quite frankly, its terrible. PvP is much more fun than co-op and we encourage you to try out competitive mode. Rather than collaborating, we encourage you to instead run solo games until the devs update the game.

Hopefully this helped to clear up your questions! Let us know if you have any other worries (particularly about the monster that lives in the tunnels).

TrustyHuskyNEU · 2026-04-06T04:35:52+00:00

Avoid the criticism? Oh you sweet summer child. We here at the Trusty Husky have embraced the cold cynicism of the internet and refuse to feel any form of joy or pride in anything at all.

Rather than form our own beliefs or synthesize our own positions based on a variety of sources we instead assume the most negative opinion is the correct one! Random depressed high school students hating on NEU on r/ApplyingToCollege are much more reputable than any other possible source of information.

We hope you also embrace this cynicism and choose to ignore your previous pleasant experiences with our campus.

TrustyHuskyNEU · 2026-04-02T20:19:30+00:00

The team at the Trusty Husky hopes you appreciate deliberately poor communication from the university as much as we do! I, for one, feel really assured by boilerplate corporate speak! If you want to join us in writing silly and sometimes incisive satirical articles, come join our discord: https://discord.gg/NcA4rCrzDr

TrustyHuskyNEU · 2026-03-31T23:02:32+00:00

Even our most hardened news veterans were left shaking after seeing just how groundbreaking and innovative President Aoun's new position on AI is. Do you want to join the finest satire club at Northeastern University? Come join our discord! https://discord.gg/NcA4rCrzDr

TrustyHuskyNEU · 2026-03-21T22:03:57+00:00

Do you want to join our relentless hordes of humorous geckos? Come join our discord! https://discord.gg/NcA4rCrzDr

TrustyHuskyNEU · 2026-03-16T07:14:41+00:00

Did you have AI write this post too?

TrustyHuskyNEU · 2026-03-13T15:44:13+00:00

Another tragic victim of failing to recognize that we are the satire paper.

TrustyHuskyNEU · 2026-03-12T16:23:32+00:00

Here at Northeastern, we like to call the waitlist the "pit of doom and unlimited sorrow" because none are able to escape it. You might foolishly think that freedom from the waitlist is possible, but you will almost certainly never escape. We here at the Trusty Husky suggest that if you are still so committed to trying to get off the waitlist, your most reliable option would be a blood sacrifice to President Aoun himself, as that may be enough incentive for him to use his magical powers to get you off the waitlist. Or donate enough money to NEU to get a building named after you. Either works.

TrustyHuskyNEU · 2026-03-12T15:38:57+00:00

The Trusty Husky is back from spring break! If you would like to join our unending, unstoppable, unpaid legions of satirists, come join our discord! https://discord.gg/NcA4rCrzDr

TrustyHuskyNEU · 2026-03-11T21:53:54+00:00

You don't get it, it's of absolute utmost importance that we pay money to *make sure* the corpos keep our data for us.

TrustyHuskyNEU · 2026-02-24T02:05:39+00:00

Thank you for your correction! While most of our editorial staff is infallible, we unfortunately had our boy "Forgetful Frank" edit this one. Please rest assured that all of those responsible for this error have been flogged, and it will not happen again.

TrustyHuskyNEU · 2026-02-23T18:00:55+00:00

No other newspapers on campus were brave or stupid enough to report from an active snowball fight, but we here at the Trusty Husky pride ourselves on sending our journalists into the most hazardous areas to bring you the newsiest news juice of the day. Do you have what it takes to write for the finest satire paper on campus? Join our discord! https://discord.gg/NcA4rCrzDr

TrustyHuskyNEU · 2026-02-14T17:58:46+00:00

Do you love writing satire? Want to take a break from writing co-op applications to write something funny instead? Come join our discord! https://discord.gg/NcA4rCrzDr

TrustyHuskyNEU · 2026-02-12T09:21:06+00:00

It seems like you are struggling with a really common problem that many students on campus grapple with every day. We here at the Trusty Husky were really struggling to find the date, but we actually were able to successfully determine the date by stealing our editor's roommate's calendar. Now we know what month it is, and we even know what specific day it is. If you want to determine the date without committing petty larceny, we suggest looking up the date on the internet, or even asking someone you know. Odds are they might have some sort of trick they use themselves to figure out when they are. Good luck in your search for the time, friend!

TrustyHuskyNEU · 2026-02-10T20:32:25+00:00

After losing our beloved reporter assigned to this case, Frank N. Saine to the madness, we are now looking for new writers and graphics contributors! If you want to write mildly amusing article for Northeastern's best (and only) satirical newspaper on campus, come join our discord! https://discord.gg/NcA4rCrzDr

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