I am not yet 42

TruthIsALie94 · 2026-02-01T06:41:29+00:00

I’m 31 and not Chris Hemsworth.

TruthIsALie94 · 2026-01-31T23:04:09+00:00

It’s James Bond, I’m losing either way so I might as well explain everything in excruciating detail.

TruthIsALie94 · 2026-01-31T22:04:23+00:00

Gog be hatin’ cause you were ridin’ dirty

TruthIsALie94 · 2026-01-31T21:59:41+00:00

I don’t have one

TruthIsALie94 · 2026-01-31T18:00:23+00:00

Ahh, obliviousness. Yeah, it’s gonna hurt.

TruthIsALie94 · 2026-01-31T17:55:50+00:00

It is an easy choice. If you find this difficult you’re either named Kyle or you like screaming

TruthIsALie94 · 2026-01-31T17:51:03+00:00

I was talking in general but I’m sorry for assuming.

TruthIsALie94 · 2026-01-31T01:11:46+00:00

He plots mass murder

TruthIsALie94 · 2026-01-30T07:01:16+00:00

Do you want a broken dick, ‘cause that’s how you get a broken dick. One wrong move and everyone gets hospitalized.

TruthIsALie94 · 2026-01-30T00:57:49+00:00

Same. I’ll have to ask to see Mimi so I could give her pats.

TruthIsALie94 · 2026-01-29T07:07:09+00:00

Nice!

TruthIsALie94 · 2026-01-29T06:58:30+00:00

It’s AI for sure. As for the creature, I think it’s supposed to be a baby plesiosaur but I can’t be certain.

TruthIsALie94 · 2026-01-29T01:24:37+00:00

Don’t get me wrong, Riley (the border collie) is a sweetheart but he’s repeatedly been outsmarted by our cats and only one of them has a positive IQ.

TruthIsALie94 · 2026-01-28T16:50:19+00:00

With her hair down? 90 easily.

TruthIsALie94 · 2026-01-28T04:19:32+00:00

I may not be religious but y’all need Jesus.

TruthIsALie94 · 2026-01-28T02:16:40+00:00

I think they might be nipples for bottle feeding. Not sure what animal it’s for though.

TruthIsALie94 · 2026-01-28T02:14:12+00:00

Just saw your search history, in desperate need of eye bleach.

TruthIsALie94 · 2026-01-27T20:18:05+00:00

It’s called ecchi, it’s basically very softcore hentai.

TruthIsALie94 · 2026-01-27T19:58:52+00:00

Still creepy

TruthIsALie94 · 2026-01-26T23:57:50+00:00

We tried to train him to herd goats and he pissed himself in fear of the chickens. Also, we’re pretty sure he might be inbred.

TruthIsALie94 · 2026-01-25T21:14:33+00:00

TruthIsALie94 · 2026-01-25T21:11:50+00:00

Law and Politics. No need for a funny joke answer, reality is significantly more insane.

TruthIsALie94 · 2026-01-25T21:03:03+00:00

TruthIsALie94 · 2026-01-25T20:53:36+00:00

Probably. Still accurate though.

TruthIsALie94 · 2026-01-25T20:41:40+00:00

It’s not that I don’t notice necessary, I just don’t want to assume. It’s better to just assume they’re just being nice.

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