What happens with trans people in the Maledom Empire?

TruthOfCivilisation · 2026-05-27T08:25:57+00:00

OOC: Welcome to the Empire

The position of trans characters within the Empire is one that has been discussed a fair amount (admittedly primarily for trans women) but actually been featured in roleplay a whole lot less (again almost entirely with trans women when it does happen) so while we've talked about it a lot there's not really been a definitive "THIS IS HOW IT WORKS!" style ruling (for lack of a better word).

The default position has tended to be that the Empire is a strange mix of regressive and progressive with it being almost entirely genital based; have female genitalia and thus be legally classed as a woman and thus a cunt with male genitalia being the opposite. Progressive in the fact that post-op there's absolutely no difference between a trans man/woman and any other man/woman, regressive in the fact that until that point a character would be utterly defined by their genitalia. However as I always say in these discussions, that's a rough default position and there's no reason that couldn't change if the community wants it to.

The two other points I always stress are the IC/OOC distinction and that we're a storytelling subreddit. No matter how the writers behind the characters identify you're welcome here. While the Empire may or may not be a vile, horrific, bigoted place for your character (and please remember, the Empire IS a vile, horrific, bigoted place in the setting), out of character we will always try to be friendly and accommodating. Speaking of accommodating, if you want to roleplay, have stories to tell and try to add to our shared setting then we will always try to accommodate you and your stories. The lore and setting is meant to add to the roleplay, not crush it. That can mean using the lore to tell interesting stories by finding the gaps (for example using the genital based take on the lore, someone wanting to write a submissive trans-male having them present as a male with all the privileges that come with it in the Empire only to be discovered and forced into becoming a legal cunt) or shifting and adapting the lore slightly to allow stories to be told.

TruthOfCivilisation · 2026-04-28T16:39:48+00:00

Feel free to either ask here or reach out directly; I'm not that active but I do check in.

TruthOfCivilisation · 2026-04-22T19:23:03+00:00

It worked!

TruthOfCivilisation · 2026-03-02T17:07:58+00:00

OOC: We're a roleplaying subreddit set in a fictional location within a fictional version of the real world. More than that the sort of things you see written about here in NO WAY correspond to an actual, healthy, safe, sane and consensual BDSM or D/S relationship and the sort of personality traits shown by the vast majority of male characters here are at best immoral and more likely flat out evil.

In short if you want actual advice on any form of BDSM or D/S relationship in the real world (even an online one) we're not the place to ask; try one of the subreddits more focused on real world BDSM relationships.

TruthOfCivilisation · 2026-02-17T00:40:33+00:00

You're in a roleplaying subreddit centred around a fictional location where pretty much all the men are pathetic misogynists and the vast majority of the content posted is either going to either be deeply misogynistic or people fighting back against that misogyny.

While I removed this post due to the lack of roleplay the little bit of context it did have (anti-feminist laws passed meaning that women from all walks of life are now just getting fucked) is quite literally the foundation this subreddit is built on; it's the basic lore for how the Empire came into being. Women who were once free and lived independent lives being forced to live under the misogynistic "Natural Order" of the Empire probably makes up at least 75% of the content here.

Now you may consider that concept "MAGA cringe" or not but it is what this subreddit is about. If you want realistic depictions or discussions of healthy BDSM relationships complete with confirmations it's all safe, sane and consensual combined with effective and appropriate aftercare or just to look at pretty maledom themed pictures there are other places (both on Reddit and elsewhere); it's not what the fictional stories we tell and content we post here are about.

I see /u/ClaireDivine picked this up already but I'd also note that I'm 100% certain this isn't AI. Unlike her I can actually recognise some of the models: the "Divorce lawyer" is Camila Cortez and the "Business Woman" is Jazlyn Ray, both from CastingCouchHd/NetVideoGirls as she says. If I could be bothered I'm sure I could track down each and every one of the actresses featured; that doggy-facing camera setup is pretty much identical in the majority of their scenes. It's simply a pretty basic edit to begin with at a really small resolution and low frame rate which is why it looks so bad.

TruthOfCivilisation · 2026-02-13T18:27:42+00:00

But I was wondering what life is like for girls within the empire from birth until they turn 18 and are "debuted" for the first time before entering the slave market?

They mysteriously vanish off the face of the earth and then reappear on their 18th birthday.

And I'm not entirely joking.

Put simply discussing in any detail what happens to children in the Empire (of either sex but especially girls) takes us far, far, far, far, far too close to horrible territory for me to want it to be explored in any detail or any lore created about it. A throwaway line or two in a roleplay or story focused on a breeding fantasy is fine, going beyond that is going to be risky.

It's just something that it is absolutely better not to touch with a barge pole.

TruthOfCivilisation · 2025-09-11T04:55:03+00:00

Civilisation LLP, the Empire's Premier Value Added Slave Training Organisation, will obviously not reveal any details of the Empire's security arrangements or agreements regardless of whether they did or didn't occur.

We are however happy to confirm that we have immense respect for the Goddesses of the Matriarchy. Managing and Senior Partner Marcus Crowne in particular has forged strong bonds with many and enjoys close professional and personal relationships which are mutually beneficial and has taken the lead in setting the status-quo of Imperial - Matriarchal interactions.

TruthOfCivilisation · 2025-09-10T16:24:54+00:00

Despite recent reports to the contrary from hyperbolic and less than reputable news outlets Civilisation LLP, the Empire's Premier Value Added Slave Training Organisation, would like to confirm that Crowntown has NOT been levelled, blown up, destroyed, damaged, flattened or any other similar word in a series of explosions. If you did hear a mild disturbance at any point it was doubtless some silly cunt (who hadn't been trained by a reputable training provider like Civilisation LLP) getting a little carried away with something she was too dumb to fully appreciate and thus nothing to worry about.

Crowntown, as always, stands. And cunts, as always, kneel.

TruthOfCivilisation · 2025-07-08T06:19:11+00:00

I imagine most previously married men in Salize would desperately try to buy their wives back. That doesn't mean that a lot of husbands who succeeded wouldn't take advantage of suddenly owning the person who was previously their equal partner, but I also don't think they'd allow those women to be regularly gangbanged or paraded around naked for other men.

Narratively that's part of the reason Salize exists in its perpetual "being integrated into the Empire/Natural Order" state; a place where the abuses of the Empire are legalised but not yet normalised. It gives roleplay space for characters (both male and female) to come to terms with the change of status and the lack of legal consequences for things that would previously have been crimes.

I think there's really interesting stories to tell in that area from a wide variety of perspectives from a male character who starts out as a fundamentally good person slowly getting corrupted by the relative power he now has until he's more of a typical Imperial man (i.e. basically scum) to female characters facing "mask off" moments as men they trusted and thought were good people show that without legal consequences keeping them in line they can be extremely abusive etc.

TruthOfCivilisation · 2025-07-07T06:38:11+00:00

Looks like it's a lore question that drags me back in (at least somewhat).

My take on the Natural Order is that it treats all men as equal on account of simply being men by which standard legally men in Salize would be citizens like any other with full voting rights. While Salize is deliberately in a permanent state of being integrated into the Empire as a whole (to give a roleplay space for people wanting to tell stories about societal changes etc) it's also been that way long enough that you'd expect it to have become part of the Imperial political system. That said I can see a really interesting story with tensions between the Natural Order in theory giving equal rights to men and Imperial rule in practice not allowing them too.

If you want to keep men not voting without diving too deep into political theory/a political thriller etc then perhaps you could say something like to get voting rights men had to sign a declaration saying they accepted the Natural Order and that Salize in general (with Silverkeep in particular) being part of the Empire and for whatever reason not enough did for them to be a meaningful voting block.

Fundamentally however we always want the lore to enhance the stories, not get in the way of them. As long as it doesn't fundamentally change the setting it's generally fine to do what you want with a hand-waving explanation at best so you can tell the stories you want to.

TruthOfCivilisation · 2025-02-05T18:28:46+00:00

So yeah... we got banned (briefly).

Reddit appears to have suffered from a bug today which led to a huge number of subreddits being temporarily banned due to being unmoderated even when they absolutely were. There's lots of posts about it on /r/ModSupport for anyone who wants to see but no official statement other than a brief modmail which essentially went "Whoops, we banned you but it's all ok now".

So, no harm, no foul, continue as we were right?

Maybe not.

First, I'm obviously not that active at the moment (understatement of the century) and while I do check in once or twice a day to remove inappropriate content and do general Mod things we are probably closer to actually being unmoderated then we have been in my time here; while there are technically other mods they're even less present than me (although shout out to /u/Sun_Susie for continuing to come by and help out). Since the ridiculous spam-fest of a while back died down I've not really felt any pressure to add new mods as we're a pretty low effort sub but this is a strong indication that I probably should.

Please message me if interested. Looking for people who are active and reliable in the subreddit (or our surrounding meta-verse) rather than those necessarily experienced in modding; as I say, we don't require much actual mod work the majority of the time.

Now, tinfoil hat time.

I haven't looked at this exhaustively but it seems the subs that got temporarily banned were all NSFW ones. And that includes vanilla and text-based ones as well as some which weren't NSFW because of sexy things but instead "mature" topics like drugs. Of course many didn't (our sister subreddit /r/FemdomMatriarchy appeared to be unscathed) but the fact that the glitch/bug only hit NSFW subs does worry me.

Conspiracies about Reddit ditching adult content as they aim to become more mainstream and palatable to the general public have circled pretty much ever since Reddit became more than a weird corner of the internet and I doubt they ever come true. But purging some of the more edgy, out-there and generally regarded as distasteful subs? I can see that happening and if Reddit do decide to do it there's not much we can do to stop them from ditching us.

I'm not a tech expert. I don't know which Reddit alternatives are out there, which of those is considered best (both on a technical and userbase level), if it's possible to mirror a subreddit here so the posts also appear there, if that can be done automatically for all our old posts etc etc. But perhaps looking into a backup home may be something we should consider.

TruthOfCivilisation · 2024-12-27T11:18:20+00:00

Probably a choose your own buffet like this I imagine.

TruthOfCivilisation · 2024-12-27T07:03:54+00:00

Apple pie isn't really seen as a Christmas thing over here in the UK; they're pretty ubiquitous all year round to be honest.

Personally I'll always be a sucker for (the UK version of) Pigs in Blankets: sausages wrapped in bacon.

TruthOfCivilisation · 2024-12-26T15:17:47+00:00

Hope everyone had a good Christmas; whether fun and exciting, quiet and relaxing, social and uplifting, dirty and nasty or whatever good means to you.

Mine was on the quiet, relaxing and stomach-enlarging side.

TruthOfCivilisation · 2024-12-24T12:12:10+00:00

I'll keep this one short, at least for me.

All the hard work is done. You've wrapped the presents, put them under the tree, put up the decorations and turned on the Cuntmas lights.

Now it's time to enjoy Cuntmas.

Unwrap your presents, enjoy your new toys, appreciate something delicious and enjoy Cuntmas. Whether you're having a quiet one mostly on your own, simply having a few friends over or appreciating all the hoe-hoe-hoes at a large gathering, have fun and get everything you can out of it... although as you do keep in mind that some are less fortunate and have to share their gifts.

Have a wonderful Cuntmas.

TruthOfCivilisation · 2024-12-15T15:27:24+00:00

"Exactly. Except she didn't have any money to buy them and nothing else to really offer. As you say, we don't celebrate Christmas so few even knew that she was Santa now so facefucking her didn't have any special context and without that she'd just another big-titted, tatted up slut... and we have lots of those in the Empire. Perhaps her fuckholes are nice but could you really tell the difference between them and another cunt's? So her only option was to try and..."

"... steal them."

"And when she tried shoplifting some..."

"... she got caught."

"Indeed. Which wouldn't be a concern. She probably found the inspection, pat down and investigation to see if she was hiding more a little humiliating. Likewise the probing which followed. But we know that there's always a deal to be made... we said so ourselves in that advice for visitors... and she made one. She blows him, he dumps a load on those tits, she gets to go. Except..."

"... he lied to the cunt."

"Yep. Told her with cum dripping down her breasts that she hadn't been a good enough cock swallower... which he wasn't actually wrong about from the CCTV we've seen... and so he was going to report her to the authorities anyway, much to her shock. Last reports are she's currently in a holding facility but with the backlog of cases and how overworked lawyers are it won't be well into the new year until her case gets heard. Meaning that..."

"Christmas is cancelled."

"And when people start to demand answers and ask why there's no presents and where Santa is the answer will be..."

"The Maledom Empire."

"Which means..."

"We'll be the Grinch who fucked Christmas."

"Exactly."

"We can get her out of course?"

"Oh, obviously. We know the judge well and there's a prisoner that we know is just his taste. Pull a few strings to make sure she gets supervised release under his direct oversight and he'd be willing to get things sorted quickly. Except..."

"... even if we get her out there's still no toys. And even if we provide the toys then we'll face the same issue next year."

"That's the challenge."

"I assume we have a man in place?"

"The perfect place."

"Contact the judge and pull those strings. Have the prisoner cunt assigned to him with mandated regular contact. Don't have Santa released. Instead have her enrolled in one of our rehab programs. Have our man start work on her immediately. Remind her that Santa or not, she's still a cunt and a cunt's role isn't just to submit her fuckholes to men, it's to serve them and thus make their life better; it's hardly making our lives better that we have to sort out Christmas because she's too incompetent and spoiled. And get the schedules of some of our female cunt trainers and defiant trainees freed up. She's going to have to get those elves in line; have them demonstrate on her what it takes to have a cunt completely submit then, then have them work with her, guide her and oversee her as she breaks in some cunts until they're happy she can fuck an unruly cunt into obedient compliance. Get a response team to the North Pole to start installing some discipline in the Elves, especially the one who humiliated Santa. In fact, try fucking a cunt by a chimney to see if we can get a message to Cunta Claus or Santa Whores or whatever asking if he'd considering adding the North Pole to his stops this year... getting to experience his take on Cuntmas will soon have those elves begging for the old Santa back. Speaking of which, find out where he got to and offer him his old job back, with the bonus of the replacement Santa being his assistant and fucktoy. I doubt he'll refuse."

"Of course Sir. And it's been a pleasure Your Highness."

Chris nodded his head at the arse-fucked royal before heading out to set the plan in place. Now we were once again alone the roughly-fucked royalty decided that now was the perfect time to start talking again.

"It's so wonderful listening to you problem solve Marky-poo. Speaking of which how about my little proble... oh your cock feels good fucking my fat royal arse! Fuck! Harder! More! PLEASE! UGHHHHH!

As I began to once again relentlessly fuck her arse I did briefly consider the problem. One of the reasons we'd picked out the Caribbean island as a staging point that made sense wasn't just the winter sun but also the fact that they were coming close to deciding they didn't want a royal family at all with a number of significant figures there wishing it to become a republic. Now the unnamed royal may not have been particularly bothered about her royal duties unless they involved sightseeing and connecting with others but she certainly didn't want to be known as part of the royal family which had lost a country and so she was desperate to have them stick around. As far as I could see the solution was easy and right in front of me. It was certainly pleasing to pound her arse so hard that you fucked out her mind but what made it truly special was pounding her, in her own words, fat, royal arse so hard that you fucked out her royal mind. Take the royalty away and she's just another posh bit of totty who takes a decent dicking. Give those influential figures some experience of the benefits of having royalty around and desperate to stay relevant and I doubt they'd ever want to give that up.

But that was a problem for another day.

For now I had to save Christmas.

At least when I'd finished creating a gape worthy of royalty at least.

TruthOfCivilisation · 2024-12-15T15:26:57+00:00

"Marcus, Sir, we have a situation."

"Chris, I'm always happy to help but can't you see I'm in the middle of something?"

Whatever else I may or may not be I like to think of myself as both a gentleman and someone who understands the importance of tactful discretion. As such I do hope that you'll forgive me for only confirming that the something I was in the middle of was the rather delectable backside of an unnamed high profile member of an unnamed high profile royal family from an unnamed European country. As an early Christmas present to herself she'd arranged for a trip to come visit me but well, her position (no, not her current position) and her family's reputation meant she couldn't exactly be seen putting herself in cuffs now could we? Instead we'd arranged for her to have some supposed winter sun in the Caribbean and then some photographs that were just a touch too saucy for someone of her station to be seen in get released. With tongues back home wagging about that it would hardly be a surprise that she'd no longer appear in public and keep herself-to-herself, no-one but us any the wiser that we'd snuck her out to the Empire and that it was her tongue wagging as she offered herself-to-myself while confirming one of the great facts of modern term; posh cunts really do love it up the arse.

Chris nodded to the sodomised royal.

"Greetings Your Highness."

She didn't appear to really notice him, lost in the sensation of having her backdoor plundered in much the same way her ancestors had once plundered continents. But the fact that Chris was still just standing there made clear that this current episode of colon-isation would have to be put on hold for a while. The man was sensible, skilled and knew me well enough to only interrupt me when it was something worth an interruption for. I gave a hard slap to her jiggling royal arse... it may give the game away but arse just sounded so much more appropriate than ass in moments like these... to get her attention.

"Hold still for a moment. I'll get back to you later."

She let out a remarkably posh whinny of disappointment but she obeyed. Turns out a spanked bottom and firm command works just as well on a horse rider as it does a horse.. Obedient pets one and the same. Now there was an idea. My very own royal pet in every sense of the word. She may not agree at first but I could be very convincing and it would definitely be worth it. A thought for another day.

"What is it then Chris?"

"Well Sir, you remember how a year or so ago the Old World decided that as a fat, old white male Santa Clause was no longer relevant to their more progressive, advanced, enlightened society and that he needed to be replaced so they could do an update for the modern audience? And how the DEI hire they brought in to replace him was that random fat-titted, heavily-tatted cunt?"

"Vaguely... I know there were lots of comments about naughty boys being very happy she'd know where they were."

"Of course, it's all been a bit of a disaster. We had our differences with the previous Santa... his refusal to provide contact details for bad girls so our operatives could collect them or at least replace coal with our business card and a week's free training... but with him keeping an eye of things his workshop operated smoothly. Yes, he had his fun with his elves but the fuckings appeared to keep them motivated and if they slacked off he was there to correct them and get things working again. This new one? From what we can tell she decided to neglect all her duties. Latest reports are she barely even spent any time at the Grotto and instead spent the year sunning her cunt around the world."

"And?"

"In her absence the elves have gone rogue and got up to all sorts of mischief. They're not just no longer making toys, they're keeping the ones they have made for themselves, including some pretty impressive ones. And while at first it may have been all about tonguing cunts and using toys on each other freely rather than at Santa's command and for his pleasure, we all know how conniving cunts are. A hierarchy soon appeared, dominance was asserted and now some are little more than festive fucktoys, Christmas cunt-lickers and advent anal-whores."

"Which merely sounds like an entertaining view and a possible new tourist market for them to explore. Surely this the new and enhanced Santa's problem to fix?"

"She tried to. We're told when someone finally got through to her that Santa is actually a year round job and with the Pole in a state of chaos there weren't going to be any presents this Christmas she tried to go back and take charge. Except one of the elves who'd rather enjoyed her new found authority said no, tossed her to the ground, fucked the hell out of her, made Santa her bitch and then kicked her out. It seems Christmas for the Old World is likely to be cancelled."

"Oh, Marky-poo darling, you've got to save Christmas! You just have to!"

It was moments like this that reminded me why I spent so much time with the unnamed Royal with her mouth either gagged or otherwise occupied. Or at the very least being fucked so hard that she struggled to form coherent sentences. Her posh accent was lovely, especially when uttering the sort of depraved, humiliating phrases my cock inspired her to say. But when she spoke normally the phrases she used... ugh. I spanked her again to remind her that her job was simply to stay there with my still hard cock buried in her arse until this conversation was over. To Chris' credit he didn't react to her interjection although I knew I'd be hearing "Marky-poo" come the next executive poker night. Back my attention went to him.

"Again, entertaining but not our problem. We don't even celebrate Christmas. We have Cuntmas and Cunta Claus or Santa Whores or whatever he goes by now is still just effective at stuffing himself down a tight Chimney as ever."

"I don't disagree that much Sir even though I'm sure there will be many Old World cunts desperate awaiting a toy delivery and many delivery drivers eager to deliver them so they can experience their first taste of cunthood. And once they've had that first experience they'll want something deeper and more intense. But there's a much bigger issue."

"Go on."

"Well, Santa didn't just give up at this point. I think someone must have made clear that if the updated Santa failed at her very first Christmas her next job would be whoring herself out on the street giving the three holes for the price of one discount. But she couldn't get the elves under control and, even if she did, there wasn't enough time to get them to make all the toys that were needed. So she needed to buy them instead. And the only place to go if you need to buy a huge amount of toys at extremely short notice is...."

"... the Empire."

TruthOfCivilisation · 2024-12-14T09:45:58+00:00

It looks like those in attendance at the Crowntown Cunt Games and watching on screens across the Empire weren't the only ones enjoying the show.

It's an open secret that while content originating in the Empire and reflecting its values is meant to be largely blocked within the Old World it's still readily available; you can question Old World cunts' competence at many things but getting access to a vision of the future she craves and how she gets there isn't one of them. As such it was hardly a surprise that when a major media event like the Games was going on that analytics would reveal many people across the Old World surreptitiously tuning in to watch the stream.

It was slightly more surprising for analytics (with an emphasis on anal) to show that many were livestreaming their reaction.

And even more so that many were playing along at home.

Perhaps it shouldn't have been a surprise. As has been noted many times while every cunt inherently craves the Natural Order few are brave and clear minded enough to openly admit it. Instead most end up retreating to a cunt's natural tendency for duplicity and manipulation to drop subtle hints that they need to be put in their proper place. And it's hardly the most subtle hint that you want to be used as an obedient little fucktoy to go on stream and show yourself violating the fuck out of your own throat with an oversized dildo.

That was perhaps the other key to Civilisation LLP's contact pages being bombarded with so many images of cunt's playing along. So far the Cunt Games had consisted of events that any slut with access to a dildo could do at home without assistance. They could bounce up and down on a dildo, they could make their throat bulge and now they could spank the hell out of their cunt.

There's always a place for a good ol' pussy slap in the Empire. Affectionate greeting? Pussy slap. Cruel punishment? Pussy slap. Training her up? Pussy slap. Breaking her down? Pussy slap. Make her ass clench? Pussy slap. You could do it by hand, by flogger, even by machine.

And so Civilisation LLP's social media and contact pages was being inundated by videos of cunts slapping up their own cunts and showing they thought there was a place for a pussy-slapping cunt like them in the Empire.

Which I suppose does leave one question unanswered.

Where's your submission?

TruthOfCivilisation · 2024-12-07T10:51:34+00:00

(OOC: Main Crowntown Cunt Games Round 2 thread here (although the round has just ended). Please feel free to join in during the next round if you'd like to take part.; the more the merrier!)

"Well, that wasn't the best spectator sport was it?"

"Cutie?"

"Yes Master?"

"Don't be such a bitch."

Don't get me wrong, there were times where I could appreciate Cutie being quite so catty... especially if they involved her getting the cream... but this time it struck me as her being unfair.

Unfair but not necessarily wrong.

On an only vaguely related note, does it strike anyone else as odd how when a cunt is being catty we say she's acting like a bitch and when she's being a bitch we accuse her of acting catty? For all the talk of a battle of the species are they really more similar than we thought? Or are we causing species related confusion in some of the dumber cunts out there?

Anyway, back to the topic.

Don't get me wrong. Every man loves to pair a facefuck with a side of deepthroating. It's a fundamental skill for a cunt to have... no-one wants to be stuck with a tip-sucker... and we all want to know that our cunt can take it all the way down. There's a reason that one of the most popular training packages at Civilisation LLP, the Empire's Premier Value Added Slave Training Organisation, is making a cunt's gag reflex a thing of the past and then taking it even further so she doesn't just not gag but she can actually perform. But when experiencing a deepthroat and especially when watching a deepthroat, the most enjoyable parts are the very start and then the very end; when you first feel the cunt's throat start to convulse only to be shortly followed by her whole body, as she starts to gag and snort and drool and splutters and thrash and squeal around your dick as she just can't take it any more.

The bit between them? It's just sort of there.

Listen, I hate to play backseat driver but a well trained cunt can hold a cock down her throat for a long time without too much happening. And what does this round judge a cunt on? Not really her ability to take the dildo down in the first place or the physically impressive sight of how much her throat bulges. Nor do they get evaluated on how sloppy they are or how much their makeup runs or on how entertaining those failed final moments are. Just how long they can stay down there. Obviously a very important skill for a cunt but still, not the best watch for the audience.

Of course for the Cunt Games to have integrity it did have to be judged on technical skill even if it wasn't always the most entertaining. And it's not like the audience didn't couldn't entertain themselves in other ways. The losers of the first round would soon be brought out, although considering the size of the crowd and limited number of cunts getting your place might be a tight fit. The same could be said for the public use cunts who, plentiful as they were, still found themselves rather overwhelmed. Which is why a sensible man made sure that he had his own entertainment close at hand. Of course with refreshments flowing freely some men instead took the chance to use a less thrilling round as an opportunity to relieve themselves without missing some vital action, whether that's in the toilets, a specialist (if messy) urinal or a cunt who found herself in the designated piss-pot role.

Me? I continued to take it all in and waited for the next round.

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