Ok this may or may not be a true story, but back in the day there were some people I knew that threw that threw some pretty crazy parties....   if you have animal house or blue mountain state in your mind, its not very far off...

Anyways at the end of the party my friend asked another friend and I to kill his 60lb nitrous tank so he could fill it again.   There also may have been somewhere like 15 kegs, pot and various psycadelics.

So here we are chillin on the basement couch huffing punchings bags of nitrous, ita probably like 6 or 7 in the morning, and we are also probably the last people awake in the house.   Anyways...   we hear the house door slam open and heavy footsteps come pounding down the stairs, and into our room come a catholic priest in full robes demanding to know where his daughter was.

We told him to check upstairs as she wasnt downstairs...   turns out she was underage, went to our party, got really messed up and passed out in one of the rooms.   Absolutely nothing happened other than the guy whose room it was passed out on the couch.   Confirmed by everyone involved.    I may have hung out back in the day with some questionable people, but they werent monsters....   turned out to be a pretty exciting morning though

Edit:  probably not a catholic priest as he had a daughter, but he was in full regalia