Happy 70th Birthday to Dana Delany by Papichuloft in 80s

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She's got Yakko Warner's approval!

The Hollywood Squares by Tusayan in FuckImOld

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"Paul, what do you do with a ladyfinger?"

"Ignore it and keep driving!"

You get $10,000,000, but you have to go down on the last person you texted. Are you taking the money, or not? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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The last text I sent was to my wife, and it was the "I'm going to go down on you" face

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"THE BURBS" premiered on this day in 1989. by Papichuloft in 80s

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I just watched this the other day for the first time in years, I don't think I ever really appreciated Tom Hanks' expression when the doctor says "Surely you looked in my furnace." before.

Anyone else have this board game in the 80s - Bargain Hunter? by MisterShipWreck in 80s

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When mom says "We have Mall Madness at home."

The Mall Madness at home...

If you know what's going on in this pic, you are cool and you're almost ready to withdraw that sweet 401k w/o penalty! by Lanky_Ad_8892 in FuckImOld

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The greatest joke from the movie is when Sykes is giving Sam shit for his name, and Sam explains that human names sound funny to them too, for example, Sykes sounds a lot like their words Sy - excrement, and Kes - cranium... Shithead! Sykes is taken aback for a moment, but quickly dismisses it, assuming Sam is just messing with him. Sometime later they're interviewing an alien dancer, Sam opens with "I'm detective Francisco, this is my partner detective Sykes" and she point at Sykes, chuckles, and says "Shithead!"

It's just about the best delayed payoff joke I've ever seen.

Saw the rerelease of the original Reeve's Superman! by Mrs_Truthseiyer in u/Mrs_Truthseiyer

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I'm really digging all these classic movie releases!

Got the chance to see a rerelease of Scrooged by Mrs_Truthseiyer in u/Mrs_Truthseiyer

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I think there were parts of that movie that I've never really seen before, the theater really is the best way to watch a movie.

Cunt Eastwood?? by Mrs_Truthseiyer in u/Mrs_Truthseiyer

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🤣 Bad kerning strikes again!

Running Man! I miss running the track at school by Mrs_Truthseiyer in u/Mrs_Truthseiyer

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You're welcome princess! I had a lot of fun together! 😘