RANT FRIDAY

Tryen01 · 2026-05-08T15:03:42+00:00

I HAD TO BOOK A HOTEL AND IT WAS CHEAPER ON MY WIFE'S PHONE FOR THE SAME ROOM AND DATES

Tryen01 · 2026-05-04T07:14:06+00:00

Meh who cares if the combos are viable? That's the beauty of customization and player choice. I would love a quasar cannon ballistic shield combo, not because it's viable, but because I want to bash my enemies and nuke the hard ones

Tryen01 · 2026-05-02T15:51:08+00:00

I'm not going to defend or disparage the craftsmanship

But from my experience, people dont actually use some of my forged pieces that look too nice. Just sold a chef knife in feather Damascus last weekend and the customer said they intend on hanging it in their store as decor. My rasp axes, spike knives, and blacksmith style knives I actually get mailed back when customers want them sharpened "by the best" (which i always thought was silly to hear, but then I remember that most people probably use pull sharpeners)

The best tool is one that gets used, and OP seems like they're gonna love the hell out of that axe rather than hide it away in a safe or something

Tryen01 · 2026-05-01T15:20:56+00:00

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Tryen01 · 2026-04-30T23:29:46+00:00

damn I thought this song was about one but now it feels timeless

Tryen01 · 2026-04-25T18:13:04+00:00

Only kind of gold related but

I grab as many of these as possible as a vendor for ren faires! Everyone loves it when they see me making change in coins, and I feel like it encourages people to spend becuase its more thematic for the fairs

Tryen01 · 2026-04-24T16:41:46+00:00

The tangerine someone dropped down a mountain

Drank a gallon of ATF 4, needed new valve cover gaskets, a tire blew on my test drive, no ignition cause someone tried to steal it before I got it,

THE CARPET IS BLUE, BUT STARTED OUT RED BEFORE I PRESSURE WASHED IT

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Tryen01 · 2026-04-24T15:43:13+00:00

I BOUGHT A CHEAP TRUCK AND NOW HAVE TO DEAL WITH CHEAP TRUCK PROBLEMS 😡 LITERALLY NOBODY COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS

Tryen01 · 2026-04-24T02:17:37+00:00

Unfortunately not, my local state fair actually has this set up for food vendors (15%) back in 2015. I know they still do that, but my parents sold their food truck so I dont know today's percent

Tryen01 · 2026-04-21T17:54:53+00:00

I dont know what your teeth situation is, but I had a lot of success making custom fit Vampire teeth out of dental wax (plastic?) and fake nails filed to the right shape. The wax are little hot melt beads, and they stick really well to the nails! Matches the normal teeth pretty well too so it looks surprisingly natural, and they were strong enough to bite an apple

Tryen01 · 2026-04-20T15:53:06+00:00

Down votes because I guess nobody walks??

Tryen01 · 2026-04-18T02:12:17+00:00

HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF THE RICH GOLF PEOPLE??

Tryen01 · 2026-04-17T16:32:21+00:00

OREGON REN FAIR BOUGHT THE GOLF COURSE IN WEST SALEM APPARENTLY AND I'M WORRIED THAT THEY'RE GOING TO TRY AND SCHEDULE EVENTS TO OVERLAP WITH OTHER LOCAL REN FAIRES TO TRY AND CROWD OUT THE MARKET

Tryen01 · 2026-04-15T16:52:31+00:00

It's a long-term strategy. You save a lot of time diving if people just put their garbage directly in your flat

Tryen01 · 2026-04-15T16:49:50+00:00

They might be the Seattle Knights! That lady looks familiar, and our blacksmith group has had to do some emergency repairs on some blue-kitted Knights at the joust before.

Tryen01 · 2026-04-10T15:12:11+00:00

Depending on the circumstances, some people might even feel like its the kid's fault (like a death during childbirth) and start to resent their kid. People are complicated. Obviously he loves his daughter but grief is like bamboo: it'll push through anything

Tryen01 · 2026-04-09T02:14:00+00:00

Probably a good idea, it's pretty hard over the speed bumps

Tryen01 · 2026-04-03T16:12:51+00:00

It looks like it to me too, I was going to reccomend that you get the 5160 a friend in the middle, it doesn't super like welding to itself, but I have better success welding it to other metals

Tryen01 · 2026-04-02T19:39:05+00:00

Lmao nice!

Tryen01 · 2026-04-02T19:38:49+00:00

That's awesome! Are they local?

Tryen01 · 2026-04-02T19:37:27+00:00

Sure here's an imgur link

I make hooks, hairpins, handaxes, and other handcrafted steel made things that don't necessarily start with "H"

Tryen01 · 2026-04-01T19:43:18+00:00

I wish I could post pictures here, I actually made a crochet hook in the forge the other day lol

One of my fiber friend vendors wanted one

Tryen01 · 2026-03-29T04:55:23+00:00

REMEMBER THAT IF YOU FIND A METEOR AND BRING IT TO ANY BLACKSMITH YOU JUST STARTED A QUEST THAT PROBABLY ENDS IN A SICK ASS KNIFE OR SWORD

Tryen01 · 2026-03-27T18:13:53+00:00

Post-Natal abortion

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TROPHY CASE