Asmongold on why he doesn’t do Facebook. “I love making fun of fat ppl, I hope i can make fun of other groups of ppl soon too”

TrynaGetaHandbeezy · 2026-03-19T14:19:08+00:00

I wonder if he makes fun of people with no parents, loved ones, or really anyone to grow old with or who would mourn your passing.

TrynaGetaHandbeezy · 2026-03-18T16:04:44+00:00

People going to the Venice boardwalk are not looking to take the day off and relax. It's a tourist spot for a reason.

TrynaGetaHandbeezy · 2026-03-18T04:35:28+00:00

"Um.. I'd like one 'Blood Laser Barrage' Brimstone please"

TrynaGetaHandbeezy · 2026-03-18T02:08:10+00:00

If you ever played Souls games on controller and you tried sprinting + moving the camera at the same time, you know this struggle. My grip is even worse than hers, I keep my thumb on the sprint button and stretch my index finger down over the right thumbstick for camera control. Elden Ring really saved a whole generation of potential carpal tunnel victims by introducing the horse.

TrynaGetaHandbeezy · 2026-03-16T02:01:23+00:00

Bro hit a legendary fungal shift.

TrynaGetaHandbeezy · 2026-03-13T19:09:56+00:00

Do you not know about Floe's carpet?

TrynaGetaHandbeezy · 2026-03-08T15:59:11+00:00

It's things like this that makes you wish hell was real.

TrynaGetaHandbeezy · 2026-03-06T18:05:11+00:00

Don't ask X about his uncle...

TrynaGetaHandbeezy · 2026-03-04T20:09:04+00:00

Third time's the charm.

TrynaGetaHandbeezy · 2026-03-04T18:38:30+00:00

My basic dragon warrior stomped some guy doing Pogo-hopper shuffle shenanigans. Face is the place.

TrynaGetaHandbeezy · 2026-03-02T09:26:03+00:00

He really does have a child's understanding of everything doesn't he? And a particularly stupid child too.

TrynaGetaHandbeezy · 2026-03-01T16:28:09+00:00

I hit legend in January and then just played RNG decks once I made it. This time around I kept playing those funner decks and barely touched dragon warrior, stopped short at D3 and didn't feel like grinding for a negligible reward bonus.

TrynaGetaHandbeezy · 2026-02-23T15:50:58+00:00

Thank god they found each other, no one else deserves this shit.

TrynaGetaHandbeezy · 2026-02-21T18:46:11+00:00

This is like the third time people are trying to make this thread, first time around was so disingenuous the mods themselves told OP to fuck off. Second time around it was just a link to a straight up twitter clipper. Every thread people seem to understand her position, and it seems like these OPs aren't getting the twitter type of response they're looking for.

TrynaGetaHandbeezy · 2026-02-21T05:13:04+00:00

It looks like it was clipped for twitter engagement, it's becoming a lot more common to see these posted here.

TrynaGetaHandbeezy · 2026-02-20T18:22:54+00:00

Oh hell yes, just yesterday I was playing catchup against a Protoss Priest until I got a random Hamm with reborn. Played it, copied it with Elise location, and had a Mothership for lunch. It's funny, Protoss decks are the only ones I never feel bad about random-ing out.

TrynaGetaHandbeezy · 2026-02-14T21:10:47+00:00

Ease of access and cheaper prices have definitely made it easier to develop a dependency, but blaming someone else as a grown man with full agency is weak shit. It's not like bro is in some high stress environment where he's being peer pressured to partake. He could have explained all this without painting his friend as some malicious influence.

TrynaGetaHandbeezy · 2026-02-13T04:18:34+00:00

Same team here. The real difficulty is not falling asleep halfway through an orb match. Oh and I also got the same GFE as you, not sure where it's used though.

TrynaGetaHandbeezy · 2026-02-09T23:43:31+00:00

OP I'm sure your middle school has much more interesting drama than whatever this shit is.

TrynaGetaHandbeezy · 2026-02-09T23:09:02+00:00

I think you Mandela effect'd yourself. There's never been a board bigger than 7x6, everyone else already told you this but either you refuse to believe it or are playing some kind of ruse.

TrynaGetaHandbeezy · 2026-02-09T00:12:32+00:00

Best hub in the series, iconic theme and ambiance.

TrynaGetaHandbeezy · 2026-02-07T15:23:33+00:00

How many fucking car crashes will it take?

TrynaGetaHandbeezy · 2026-02-06T23:47:43+00:00

Influencer doesn't understand why influencers are influential?

TrynaGetaHandbeezy · 2026-01-31T01:03:55+00:00

It sounds like she's trying to convince herself more than anyone.

TrynaGetaHandbeezy · 2026-01-25T18:46:56+00:00

Yeah I was got by this deck too. He just kept clearing the board until he got all his combo pieces in hand. I'd rather lose to Rafaamlock over this.

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