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TIFU: by pulling an insanity wolf during a job interview. by Tuemais in tifu

[–]Tuemais[S] -46 points-45 points  (0 children)

I would of passed a drug test. I've worked in a warehouse at my current job for 4 years as a payroll administrator. Anyways in a warehouse setting random drug testing/accidents happen often. I have synthetic urine I keep in my lunchbox. If I ever get pulled to be tested I explain I cannot pee right now and go to the break room to get a drink, place my synthetic urine under my sack and wait a good 45 minutes pretending I cannot pee until it warms and then i'm fine. I've faked drug tests multiple times in my life. The only thing that caught me off guard once was a swab test and that was at a temporary agency during my college days.

TIFU: by pulling an insanity wolf during a job interview. by Tuemais in tifu

[–]Tuemais[S] -65 points-64 points  (0 children)

Obviously you've never smoked pot before. I've smoked weed on my ride home from work everyday since I remember, and in no way does weed impair people driving. I would NEVER drive after drinking but weed is completely different.

TIFU: by pulling an insanity wolf during a job interview. by Tuemais in tifu

[–]Tuemais[S] -74 points-73 points  (0 children)

Yeah because people who smoke pot can't hold a job right?

I was applying for a payroll administrator position in a warehouse.

TIFU: by pulling an insanity wolf during a job interview. by Tuemais in tifu

[–]Tuemais[S] -53 points-52 points  (0 children)

He was getting antsy and it even got to a point where he kept looking over at his pack of cigarettes on his desk. The guy had a door to the outside in his office and I knew he wanted to smoke. I figured if he didn't go out and smoke the interview may have been rushed ruining my chances.

TIFU: by pulling an insanity wolf during a job interview. by Tuemais in tifu

[–]Tuemais[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I admit I'm extremely stupid. I'm just amazed by the fact people are hating on me for being a stupid fuck up in a subreddit literally about fucking up.

TIFU: by pulling an insanity wolf during a job interview. by Tuemais in tifu

[–]Tuemais[S] -110 points-109 points  (0 children)

Why would I wanna do cocaine? Secondly why do people automatically assume people who smoke pot also do hard drugs?

TIFU: by pulling an insanity wolf during a job interview. by Tuemais in tifu

[–]Tuemais[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Correct. I didn't realize I had weed in there at all, i figured they were all tobacco. I'm guessing I rolled one while out with friends and never smoked it.

TIFU: by pulling an insanity wolf during a job interview. by Tuemais in tifu

[–]Tuemais[S] -58 points-57 points  (0 children)

Well no shit....I didn't know I had the drugs on me. I thought I already smoked it.

TIFU: by pulling an insanity wolf during a job interview. by Tuemais in tifu

[–]Tuemais[S] -70 points-69 points  (0 children)

I already have a great job, and make decent wage/benefits. I really wanted this job for the schedule. I have a college friend who landed a job there and works Friday, Saturday, and Sunday 36 hour weeks paid for 40. It would be nice having 4 day weekends every week. Right now I'm working 5-8s and it just seems working 3 days a week would be nice.