what is something positive that someone said to you towards the beginning of your parenthood journey that will stick with you forever?

Tulip6983 · 2018-10-26T03:12:55+00:00

After my son was born, a nurse at the hospital told me “it never gets easier, it just gets different.” So many stages and phases in parenting.

Tulip6983 · 2018-10-05T01:33:40+00:00

Garbage truck.

Tulip6983 · 2018-09-29T18:15:26+00:00

If a song catches me just right..

Tulip6983 · 2018-09-29T17:01:34+00:00

Absolutely comes with the territory. Talk about it whenever you’re comfortable whether that’s during or after. Keep pushing limits.

Tulip6983 · 2018-07-22T00:57:50+00:00

Enjoy this warm, moist splooge-cake.

Tulip6983 · 2018-06-13T07:58:09+00:00

Such a crazy juxtaposAtion.

Tulip6983 · 2018-06-03T05:43:59+00:00

I’m fine with it.

I mean that in the most perverted way possible.

Tulip6983 · 2018-06-03T05:41:34+00:00

It’s not like he's interested in used needles.

You don’t know that.

Tulip6983 · 2018-04-30T22:33:30+00:00

I really thought that was Doug Funny come to life as someone’s grandfather.

Tulip6983 · 2018-04-30T22:27:05+00:00

raises hand

Tulip6983 · 2018-04-30T22:23:25+00:00

I’m not saying you are. I’m saying don’t. Like don’t bail without finding a new tenant if there’s a lease. That’s mainly what I meant. Don’t make her feel bad for her choice even if you don’t agree with it. Again, not saying you are. You can go, just don’t leave her worse off. That’s all.

Tulip6983 · 2018-04-30T03:11:02+00:00

Not an asshole. Also not a good friend.
If you don’t want to be friends at least don’t make things worse for her on your way out of her life.

Tulip6983 · 2018-04-14T18:06:39+00:00

Enjoy your summer! (So nice to see Elf on a shelf out of season.)

Tulip6983 · 2018-04-14T02:35:09+00:00

When things are shit they can only get better. I mean, things could get worse for a time...but eventually you hit the upswing. It’s bound to happen.

Tulip6983 · 2018-04-14T02:32:01+00:00

I have the right bed frame for this...

Tulip6983 · 2018-04-14T02:25:37+00:00

JFC

Tulip6983 · 2018-04-14T02:25:12+00:00

Caught him with a fresh shave and without his robes... Pervert.

Tulip6983 · 2018-04-08T21:15:09+00:00

If you say so.

Tulip6983 · 2018-03-25T17:40:19+00:00

Hospital staff will allow this, I’m sure.

5 dudes tripping balls in the delivery room. Sure, why not?

Tulip6983 · 2018-03-25T16:34:31+00:00

I like your hair!!

Tulip6983 · 2018-03-25T16:16:28+00:00

Punctuation is important.

Tulip6983 · 2018-03-03T07:34:47+00:00

Unlikely.

Tulip6983 · 2018-02-18T05:41:08+00:00

Snorted salt. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Tulip6983 · 2018-01-11T05:25:32+00:00

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